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    • bartender

    • what is the difference between a bartender and santa...
    • sme2313
      Uploaded 06/09/2012
      • 442 Views
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    • Jingle Balls

    • Q: Why did Santa have to have his balls removed?? A: Because he'd carried his sack over his shoulders one too many times. Lol
    • MrmandoG2
      Uploaded 12/27/2010
      • 685 Views
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    • A Christmas Story...

    • When four of Santa's elves got sick, the others did not produce toys as fast, and Santa began to feel the pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa...
    • kilr33
      Uploaded 12/17/2010
      • 1.1k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • santa WHAT ARE YOU DOING

    • Christmas is also the only time of the year when it is socially acceptable to parents to let a fat, middle-aged man have their children sit on...
    • vanman360
      Uploaded 12/16/2010
      • 847 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Santa's Pick-Up Lines

    • 1. I know when you`ve been bad or good -- so let's skip the small talk, sister! 2. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a...
    • bombsdavid
      Uploaded 11/30/2010
      • 1.7k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • a conversation with santa

    • 10:15am theonesanta: I love you10:16am wanna get naked?10:16am ruffscuba: yes u?10:16am theonesanta :already naked10:16am ruffscuba: thats...
    • ruffscuba
      Uploaded 11/19/2010
      • 844 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Upside Down

    • There was a little girl riding her bike along the footpath, when along came a policeman on horseback. He stopped by the little girl and asked...
    • funnymummy
      Uploaded 04/20/2010
      • 1.5k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Johnny's Letter

    • Johnny wrote Santa a letter: "Dear Santa. My name's Johnny and I'm very poor, so my family can't afford to buy me expensive presents. I...
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 04/03/2010
      • 1.5k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Santa Vs. Tiger

    • Q. What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? A. Santa stops after three ho's.
    • justin914
      Uploaded 01/02/2010
      • 871 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Ho Ho Ho

    • What is the difference between santa and tiger woods? Santa stops at three ho's
    • josh679
      Uploaded 12/28/2009
      • 1.3k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • o to 2oo in 6 seconds

    • Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a...
    • smallaballa21
      Uploaded 12/19/2009
      • 349 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Tempting Santa

    • A beautiful innocent young girl wants to meet Santa Claus so she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs down...
    • duderinoMCduder
      Uploaded 08/20/2009
      • 754 Views
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    • Christmas story

    • Moneys short times are hard heres a fucking chritstmas card It was the night before christmas and all through the house everybody felt shitty...
    • rockzilla411
      Uploaded 06/12/2009
      • 624 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Really Short Story

    • One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch. But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one...
    • xckxgoaleprcaun
      Uploaded 03/30/2009
      • 1.3k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Wedding Advice

    • A modern Orthodox Jewish couple, preparing for a religious wedding meets with their rabbi for counseling. The rabbi asks if they have any last...
    • xckxgoaleprcaun
      Uploaded 03/30/2009
      • 1.3k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Santa Joke

    • Q: Why do Santa and Mrs. Claus have no children? A: Because Santa only cums once a year and that's down a chimney!
    • pappas89
      Uploaded 12/24/2008
      • 659 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • A Santa Poem

    • A beautiful innocent young girl wants to meet Santa Claus so she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs down...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 12/22/2008
      • 380 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Christmas Angel

    • A Christmas Story for people having a bad day: When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the...
    • Falthor
      Uploaded 12/20/2008
      • 628 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • SANTA'S PICK UP LINES

    • * I know when you`ve been bad or good -- so let's skip the small talk, sister! * Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a...
    • berv
      Uploaded 12/20/2008
      • 542 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Barbie's Letter To Santa

    • Barbie c/o Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CA 90245 December 23, 1996 Dear Santa, Listen you fat little troll, I've been helping you out...
    • berv
      Uploaded 12/20/2008
      • 813 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • 20 Ways To Confuse Santa

    • 1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. 2. While he's in...
    • berv
      Uploaded 12/20/2008
      • 398 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dirty Night Before Christmas 3

    • 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was getting laid, even the mouse. With Ma in her whore house and dad in...
    • berv
      Uploaded 12/20/2008
      • 7.2k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dirty Night Before Christmas 2

    • Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, The whole damn family was as drunk as a louse. Grandma and Grandpa were singin' a...
    • berv
      Uploaded 12/20/2008
      • 7.5k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dirty Night Before Christmas 1

    • Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, the whole goddamn family was drunk as a louse, with mom in the whore house and dad...
    • berv
      Uploaded 12/20/2008
      • 652 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Santa's Real Job

    • 1. You never actually see Santa, only his "assistants." 2. Santa keeps his job until he decides to retire. 3. Santa doesn't really do...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 12/18/2008
      • 391 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Santa's Bad Day

    • When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the...
    • maiorano84
      Uploaded 12/17/2008
      • 489 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Santa's bad day

    • When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the...
    • guitarlover
      Uploaded 12/16/2008
      • 964 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • modern day christmas

    • santa climbs out of the chimney to find an angry boy in the living room, santa:hello! little boy: "I never liked the idea of...
    • boxbox
      Uploaded 12/14/2008
      • 360 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Christmas Carols

    • Three men die in a horrific bike accident which collided with a car. the three men go to the pearly gates St Peter said: "You’ve got to...
    • AWSmith
      Uploaded 12/14/2008
      • 921 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Santa Joke

    • Why doesn’t Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year and that’s down the chimney!
    • AWSmith
      Uploaded 12/14/2008
      • 354 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Santa Joke

    • Why is Santa so happy and jolly all the time??? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live!
    • AWSmith
      Uploaded 12/14/2008
      • 447 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Twas The Night After Christmas

    • 'Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer, the beer had gone flat and the pizza was staler. The tube socks hung empty, no...
    • AWSmith
      Uploaded 12/14/2008
      • 375 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Is There A Santa Claus

    • 1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are...
    • mets519
      Uploaded 12/14/2008
      • 622 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Letters to Santa

    • If Santa answered his mail honestly... Dear Santa I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer yer...
    • jeepjeepwhat
      Uploaded 12/12/2008
      • 501 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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