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- Twas The Night Before X-mas: Redneck Version
- 'Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailer Not a creature was stirrin' 'Cept a redneck named Taylor. His first name was Bubba, Joe...
- Chavez1977 09/01/2011
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- Jingle Balls
- Q: Why did Santa have to have his balls removed?? A: Because he'd carried his sack over his shoulders one too many times. Lol
- MrmandoG2 12/27/2010
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- A Christmas Story...
- When four of Santa's elves got sick, the others did not produce toys as fast, and Santa began to feel the pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her...
- kilr33 12/17/2010
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- santa WHAT ARE YOU DOING
- Christmas is also the only time of the year when it is socially acceptable to parents to let a fat, middle-aged man have their children sit on his...
- vanman360 12/16/2010
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- Santa's Pick-Up Lines
- 1. I know when you`ve been bad or good -- so let's skip the small talk, sister! 2. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?...
- bombsdavid 11/30/2010
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- Why A Christmas Tree Is Better Than The Opposite Sex
- Why a Christmas tree is better than Man: 1. A Christmas tree is always erect. 2. Even small ones give satisfaction. 3. A Christmas tree...
- bombsdavid 11/30/2010
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- a conversation with santa
- 10:15am theonesanta: I love you10:16am wanna get naked?10:16am ruffscuba: yes u?10:16am theonesanta :already naked10:16am ruffscuba: thats awesome i...
- ruffscuba 11/19/2010
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- Upside Down
- There was a little girl riding her bike along the footpath, when along came a policeman on horseback. He stopped by the little girl and asked her...
- funnymummy 04/20/2010
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- Johnny's Letter
- Johnny wrote Santa a letter: "Dear Santa. My name's Johnny and I'm very poor, so my family can't afford to buy me expensive presents. I know...
- P00KY 04/03/2010
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- Santa Vs. Tiger
- Q. What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? A. Santa stops after three ho's.
- justin914 01/02/2010
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- o to 2oo in 6 seconds
- Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift...
- smallaballa21 12/19/2009
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- Tiger Woods Vs. Santa
- What's the difference between santa and tiger woods? Santa stops with 3 ho's.
- roxanna_us 12/16/2009
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- Tiger Woods Christmas
- What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops after 3 ho's.
- bestfriend 12/13/2009
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- Tempting Santa
- A beautiful innocent young girl wants to meet Santa Claus so she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs down the...
- duderinoMCduder 08/20/2009
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- Christmas story
- Moneys short times are hard heres a fucking chritstmas card It was the night before christmas and all through the house everybody felt shitty...
- rockzilla411 06/12/2009
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- Really Short Story
- One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch. But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/30/2009
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- Wedding Advice
- A modern Orthodox Jewish couple, preparing for a religious wedding meets with their rabbi for counseling. The rabbi asks if they have any last...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/30/2009
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- If Santa answered his letters...
- Dear Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur for Xmas. Iv ben good boy all yeer. YeR FReND,BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on...
- djhunter3000 01/20/2009
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- Santa Joke
- Q: Why do Santa and Mrs. Claus have no children? A: Because Santa only cums once a year and that's down a chimney!
- pappas89 12/24/2008
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- A Santa Poem
- A beautiful innocent young girl wants to meet Santa Claus so she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs down the...
- dcervenka05 12/22/2008
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- Christmas Angel
- A Christmas Story for people having a bad day: When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the...
- Falthor 12/20/2008
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- SANTA'S PICK UP LINES
- * I know when you`ve been bad or good -- so let's skip the small talk, sister! * Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh? *...
- berv 12/20/2008
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- Barbie's Letter To Santa
- Barbie c/o Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CA 90245 December 23, 1996 Dear Santa, Listen you fat little troll, I've been helping you out every...
- berv 12/20/2008
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- 20 Ways To Confuse Santa
- 1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. 2. While he's in the...
- berv 12/20/2008
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- Dirty Night Before Christmas 3
- 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was getting laid, even the mouse. With Ma in her whore house and dad in...
- berv 12/20/2008
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- Dirty Night Before Christmas 2
- Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, The whole damn family was as drunk as a louse. Grandma and Grandpa were singin' a...
- berv 12/20/2008
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- Dirty Night Before Christmas 1
- Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, the whole goddamn family was drunk as a louse, with mom in the whore house and dad in...
- berv 12/20/2008
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- Santa's Real Job
- 1. You never actually see Santa, only his "assistants." 2. Santa keeps his job until he decides to retire. 3. Santa doesn't really do the...
- dcervenka05 12/18/2008
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- Santa's Bad Day
- When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas...
- maiorano84 12/17/2008
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- Santa's bad day
- When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas...
- guitarlover 12/16/2008
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- A Christmas Story for people having a bad day
- When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas...
- Tom7997 12/16/2008
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- modern day christmas
- santa climbs out of the chimney to find an angry boy in the living room, santa:hello! little boy: "I never liked the idea of...
- boxbox 12/14/2008
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- Christmas Carols
- Three men die in a horrific bike accident which collided with a car. the three men go to the pearly gates St Peter said: "You’ve got to...
- AWSmith 12/14/2008
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- Santa Joke
- Why doesn’t Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year and that’s down the chimney!
- AWSmith 12/14/2008
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- Santa Joke
- Why is Santa so happy and jolly all the time??? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live!
- AWSmith 12/14/2008
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- Twas The Night After Christmas
- 'Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer, the beer had gone flat and the pizza was staler. The tube socks hung empty, no candies...
- AWSmith 12/14/2008
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- Is There A Santa Claus
- 1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects...
- mets519 12/14/2008
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- Letters to Santa
- If Santa answered his mail honestly... Dear Santa I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer yer...
- jeepjeepwhat 12/12/2008
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