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- The Lone Ranger
- So the indians finally catch the lone ranger and tell him he has 3 days before they kill him. The indian chief says 'lone ranger, you have 3 days...
- unzippingMyFLy 03/28/2013
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- F In Math
- Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. “Why?” asks the father. “The teacher asked ‘How much is 2 x 3?’ I...
- KojaStilez 06/21/2012
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- Penile Delinquent
- A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotchal area and not paying attention. She went...
- nustierleonard 06/09/2012
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- Middle School Reunion
- So there were these three old-time friends who hadn't seen each in 40 years who meet and converse at their Middle School reunion. They get to talking...
- nustierleonard 05/15/2012
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- Middle School Reunion
- So there were these three old-time friends who hadn't seen each in 40 years who meet and converse at their Middle School reunion. They get to talking...
- nustierleonard 05/15/2012
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- Little Johnny and April
- Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...
- Mis85 04/25/2012
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- Little Zachary
- Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything... Tutors, Mentors, flash cards,Special learning centers. In short,...
- JamesForce 04/25/2012
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- Gifts for Teacher
- On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The...
- JamesForce 04/25/2012
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- Black and white
- Jamal came home from school one day and his mom asked "Jamal , WUTCHUDO IN SQUL TDAY?! Jamal said, we, we,we cowntid TDAY in SQUL and Mikey da...
- thedeacon 03/22/2012
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- Lie detecting robot
- A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. Dad: Son, where were you today during school...
- IronEagle80 12/05/2011
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- A bus filled with catholic school girls
- A bus filled with catholic school girls falls off a cliff Everyone on the bus is greeted at the gates by St. Peter St. Peter tell all the girls...
- fuzzywuzzy666 11/03/2011
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- I'M GAY
- Entering his sophmore year in high school,Ricky sought out advise from his counselor... Ricky explained to him how he was GAY...And wondered if you...
- bigewalksalone 09/27/2011
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- High School Band Class
- What the best part about taking tests in high school band class? You get to use your notes.
- scubadude 08/27/2011
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- Shaking Hands
- During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a...
- XxRzrRomancexX 08/07/2011
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- Little Johnny
- Little Johnny was doing terribly in public school so his mom moved him to the neighborhood Catholic school. After a few weeks he got his first...
- scubadude 07/11/2011
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- But You're Thinking!
- Teacher: Good morning class I have a couple of riddles to start off this morning. I have something here that's round red and good to eat? Sarah:...
- Eish_Ichu_Noht 07/01/2011
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- Mary and the pin
- Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping,...
- only4you 05/30/2011
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- 3 Kids at the principals office
- There are 3 kids sitting outside of the principal's office. When asked why they ended up there, they each replied: "I said the S-H word..." "I...
- BioWeapon 05/24/2011
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- Redneck Logic
- Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first went in to see the...
- keymo1331 05/16/2011
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- Who Found America?
- Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.
- v3sk0z 05/14/2011
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- Church Service
- A Sunday School teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in...
- armyboyy33 02/18/2011
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- Abstract Noun
- An abstract noun, the teacher said, is something you can think of, but you cant touch it. Can you give me an example of one? Sure, a teenage...
- burnt_out 02/07/2011
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- school jokes
- an ideal homework excuse: teacher: where is your homework? student: i didn't do it because i didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.
- jp1416 01/29/2011
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- School jokes
- Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...
- MrmandoG2 12/29/2010
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- Why do Mexicans...
- Q: Why do mexican kids walk around school like they own the place? A: Because their dads built it and their mom clean it
- iamking837 11/22/2010
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- Mrs. Prussy
- Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher. She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy. When...
- iamking837 11/22/2010
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- Little Johnny at Bible School
- Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...
- picbutt 10/27/2010
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- Who said church ain't fun?
- In the middle of a pastor's sermon, a man stood up and walked outside. After the service, the pastor approached the wife of the man who walked...
- burnt_out 09/09/2010
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- Too Smart for First Grade
- A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered,...
- RndmAcesmemry 08/15/2010
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- Johnny joke w/o johnny
- A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, "Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your BB gun...
- burnt_out 08/07/2010
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- little johnny
- A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!'...
- 237g 05/04/2010
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- Student Magician
- Student failed the exam. He goes to his professor's office and asks him if he could get another chance. "You failed the exam twice, young...
- P00KY 03/24/2010
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- Dying Student
- What do you call a dying student? Studying.
- Misty_cute 03/24/2010
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- Joke from the movie School Ties
- True story, last weekend there was a religious revival at Madison Square Garden. Bishop Fulton Sheen made such a stirring speech that 10,000 people...
- pstoner 03/15/2010
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- daddy
- You might be a redneck if your daddy walked you to school and you are both in the same grade.
- j1234567890210 02/15/2010
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- Christmas at Little Johnny's School
- It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the...
- yuri_vaultin 12/15/2009
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- teacher burns student
- A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow,...
- midnightblaze91 11/29/2009
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