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    • The Lone Ranger

    • So the indians finally catch the lone ranger and tell him he has 3 days before they kill him. The indian chief says 'lone ranger, you have 3 days...
    • unzippingMyFLy
      Uploaded 03/28/2013
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    • F In Math

    • Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. Why? asks the father. The teacher asked ‘How much is 2 x 3?’...
    • KojaStilez
      Uploaded 06/21/2012
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    • Penile Delinquent

    • A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotchal area and not paying attention. She...
    • nustierleonard
      Uploaded 06/09/2012
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    • Middle School Reunion

    • So there were these three old-time friends who hadn't seen each in 40 years who meet and converse at their Middle School reunion. They get to...
    • nustierleonard
      Uploaded 05/15/2012
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    • Middle School Reunion

    • So there were these three old-time friends who hadn't seen each in 40 years who meet and converse at their Middle School reunion. They get to...
    • nustierleonard
      Uploaded 05/15/2012
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    • Little Johnny and April

    • Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...
    • Mis85
      Uploaded 04/25/2012
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    • Little Zachary

    • Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything... Tutors, Mentors, flash cards,Special learning centers. In short,...
    • JamesForce
      Uploaded 04/25/2012
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    • Gifts for Teacher

    • On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The...
    • JamesForce
      Uploaded 04/25/2012
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    • 3 Kings

    • Teacher: "Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?" Little...
    • rogerb22
      Uploaded 03/11/2012
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    • Lie detecting robot

    • A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. Dad: Son, where were you today during school...
    • IronEagle80
      Uploaded 12/05/2011
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    • I'M GAY

    • Entering his sophmore year in high school,Ricky sought out advise from his counselor... Ricky explained to him how he was GAY...And wondered if...
    • bigewalksalone
      Uploaded 09/27/2011
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    • Shaking Hands

    • During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on...
    • XxRzrRomancexX
      Uploaded 08/07/2011
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    • Little Johnny

    • Little Johnny was doing terribly in public school so his mom moved him to the neighborhood Catholic school. After a few weeks he got his first...
    • scubadude
      Uploaded 07/11/2011
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    • But You're Thinking!

    • Teacher: Good morning class I have a couple of riddles to start off this morning. I have something here that's round red and good to eat?...
    • Eish_Ichu_Noht
      Uploaded 07/01/2011
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    • Smart Kid

    • A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope,...
    • Twidget
      Uploaded 06/14/2011
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    • Mary and the pin

    • Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...
    • only4you
      Uploaded 05/30/2011
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    • 3 Kids at the principals office

    • There are 3 kids sitting outside of the principal's office. When asked why they ended up there, they each replied: "I said the S-H word..." "I...
    • BioWeapon
      Uploaded 05/24/2011
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    • Redneck Logic

    • Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first went in to see...
    • keymo1331
      Uploaded 05/16/2011
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    • Who Found America?

    • Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.
    • v3sk0z
      Uploaded 05/14/2011
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    • Church Service

    • A Sunday School teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in...
    • armyboyy33
      Uploaded 02/18/2011
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    • Abstract Noun

    • “An abstract noun,” the teacher said, “is something you can think of, but you can’t touch it. Can you give me an example of one?”...
    • burnt_out
      Uploaded 02/07/2011
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    • school jokes

    • an ideal homework excuse: teacher: where is your homework? student: i didn't do it because i didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.
    • jp1416
      Uploaded 01/29/2011
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    • School jokes

    • Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she...
    • MrmandoG2
      Uploaded 12/29/2010
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    • Why do Mexicans...

    • Q: Why do mexican kids walk around school like they own the place? A: Because their dads built it and their mom clean it
    • iamking837
      Uploaded 11/22/2010
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    • Mrs. Prussy

    • Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher. She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy....
    • iamking837
      Uploaded 11/22/2010
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    • Little Johnny at Bible School

    • Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...
    • picbutt
      Uploaded 10/27/2010
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    • Who said church ain't fun?

    • In the middle of a pastor's sermon, a man stood up and walked outside. After the service, the pastor approached the wife of the man who walked...
    • burnt_out
      Uploaded 09/09/2010
      • 834 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Too Smart for First Grade

    • A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered,...
    • RndmAcesmemry
      Uploaded 08/15/2010
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      • 2 Comments
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    • Johnny joke w/o johnny

    • A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, "Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your BB...
    • burnt_out
      Uploaded 08/07/2010
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    • little johnny

    • A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!'...
    • 237g
      Uploaded 05/04/2010
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    • Student Magician

    • Student failed the exam. He goes to his professor's office and asks him if he could get another chance. "You failed the exam twice, young...
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 03/24/2010
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    • Joke from the movie School Ties

    • True story, last weekend there was a religious revival at Madison Square Garden. Bishop Fulton Sheen made such a stirring speech that 10,000...
    • pstoner
      Uploaded 03/15/2010
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    • daddy

    • You might be a redneck if your daddy walked you to school and you are both in the same grade.
    • j1234567890210
      Uploaded 02/15/2010
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    • teacher burns student

    • A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow,...
    • midnightblaze91
      Uploaded 11/29/2009
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    • Your mama

    • Your momma is so black! that when she went to night school the teacher marked her absent
    • chicka_7
      Uploaded 11/22/2009
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    • Actual School Excuse Notes

    • These are excuse notes from parents (with their original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country: - My son is under a...
    • aablueangel
      Uploaded 10/27/2009
      • 722 Views
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