Like us on Facebook!
    • joke
    • The Lone Ranger
    • So the indians finally catch the lone ranger and tell him he has 3 days before they kill him. The indian chief says 'lone ranger, you have 3 days...
    • unzippingMyFLy 03/28/2013
      • 792
      • 4
      • 0
    • joke
    • F In Math
    • Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. “Why?” asks the father. “The teacher asked ‘How much is 2 x 3?’...
    • KojaStilez 06/21/2012
      • 532
      • 3
      • 0
    • joke
    • Penile Delinquent
    • A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotchal area and not paying attention. She...
    • nustierleonard 06/09/2012
      • 493
      • 0
      • 0
    • joke
    • Middle School Reunion
    • So there were these three old-time friends who hadn't seen each in 40 years who meet and converse at their Middle School reunion. They get to...
    • nustierleonard 05/15/2012
      • 248
      • 0
      • 0
    • joke
    • Middle School Reunion
    • So there were these three old-time friends who hadn't seen each in 40 years who meet and converse at their Middle School reunion. They get to...
    • nustierleonard 05/15/2012
      • 248
      • 0
      • 0
    • joke
    • Little Johnny and April
    • Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...
    • Mis85 04/25/2012
      • 157
      • 0
      • 0
    • joke
    • Little Zachary
    • Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything... Tutors, Mentors, flash cards,Special learning centers. In short,...
    • JamesForce 04/25/2012
      • 156
      • 0
      • 0
    • joke
    • Gifts for Teacher
    • On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The...
    • JamesForce 04/25/2012
      • 119
      • 0
      • 0
    • joke
    • Black and white
    • Jamal came home from school one day and his mom asked "Jamal , WUTCHUDO IN SQUL TDAY?! Jamal said, we, we,we cowntid TDAY in SQUL and Mikey...
    • thedeacon 03/22/2012
      • 313
      • 3
      • 0
    • joke
    • 3 Kings
    • Teacher: "Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?" Little...
    • rogerb22 03/11/2012
      • 181
      • 0
      • 0
    • joke
    • Lie detecting robot
    • A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. Dad: Son, where were you today during school...
    • IronEagle80 12/05/2011
      • 11,706
      • 0
      • 0
    • joke
    • I'M GAY
    • Entering his sophmore year in high school,Ricky sought out advise from his counselor... Ricky explained to him how he was GAY...And wondered if...
    • bigewalksalone 09/27/2011
      • 829
      • 2
      • 0
    • joke
    • Shaking Hands
    • During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on...
    • XxRzrRomancexX 08/07/2011
      • 1,033
      • 0
      • 0
    • joke
    • Little Johnny
    • Little Johnny was doing terribly in public school so his mom moved him to the neighborhood Catholic school. After a few weeks he got his first...
    • scubadude 07/11/2011
      • 492
      • 1
      • 0
    • joke
    • But You're Thinking!
    • Teacher: Good morning class I have a couple of riddles to start off this morning. I have something here that's round red and good to eat?...
    • Eish_Ichu_Noht 07/01/2011
      • 2,780
      • 1
      • 0
    • joke
    • Smart Kid
    • A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope,...
    • Twidget 06/14/2011
      • 517
      • 3
      • 0
    • joke
    • Mary and the pin
    • Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...
    • only4you 05/30/2011
      • 984
      • 5
      • 1
    • joke
    • Redneck Logic
    • Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first went in to see...
    • keymo1331 05/16/2011
      • 886
      • 1
      • 0
    • joke
    • Who Found America?
    • Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.
    • v3sk0z 05/14/2011
      • 486
      • 2
      • 0
    • joke
    • Church Service
    • A Sunday School teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in...
    • armyboyy33 02/18/2011
      • 1,267
      • 0
      • 0
    • joke
    • Abstract Noun
    • An abstract noun, the teacher said, is something you can think of, but you cant touch it. Can you give me an example of one? Sure, a...
    • burnt_out 02/07/2011
      • 1,685
      • 2
      • 0
    • joke
    • school jokes
    • an ideal homework excuse: teacher: where is your homework? student: i didn't do it because i didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.
    • jp1416 01/29/2011
      • 644
      • 0
      • 0
    • joke
    • School jokes
    • Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she...
    • MrmandoG2 12/29/2010
      • 627
      • 1
      • 0
    • joke
    • Why do Mexicans...
    • Q: Why do mexican kids walk around school like they own the place? A: Because their dads built it and their mom clean it
    • iamking837 11/22/2010
      • 1,164
      • 1
      • 0
    • joke
    • Mrs. Prussy
    • Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher. She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy....
    • iamking837 11/22/2010
      • 2,233
      • 2
      • 0
    • joke
    • Little Johnny at Bible School
    • Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...
    • picbutt 10/27/2010
      • 1,031
      • 5
      • 0
    • joke
    • Who said church ain't fun?
    • In the middle of a pastor's sermon, a man stood up and walked outside. After the service, the pastor approached the wife of the man who walked...
    • burnt_out 09/09/2010
      • 811
      • 2
      • 0
    • joke
    • Johnny joke w/o johnny
    • A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, "Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your BB...
    • burnt_out 08/07/2010
      • 1,023
      • 2
      • 1
    • joke
    • little johnny
    • A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!'...
    • 237g 05/04/2010
      • 951
      • 4
      • 0
    • joke
    • Student Magician
    • Student failed the exam. He goes to his professor's office and asks him if he could get another chance. "You failed the exam twice, young...
    • P00KY 03/24/2010
      • 2,457
      • 4
      • 0
    • joke
    • Joke from the movie School Ties
    • True story, last weekend there was a religious revival at Madison Square Garden. Bishop Fulton Sheen made such a stirring speech that 10,000...
    • pstoner 03/15/2010
      • 1,516
      • 8
      • 0
    • joke
    • daddy
    • You might be a redneck if your daddy walked you to school and you are both in the same grade.
    • j1234567890210 02/15/2010
      • 1,087
      • 4
      • 0
    • joke
    • teacher burns student
    • A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow,...
    • midnightblaze91 11/29/2009
      • 1,030
      • 13
      • 0
    • joke
    • Your mama
    • Your momma is so black! that when she went to night school the teacher marked her absent
    • chicka_7 11/22/2009
      • 962
      • 4
      • 0
  1 2 3 4 5
EBAUM'S PICKS
Top 5
Popular on 12/26/2007
awesome collection of funny paranormal videos pictures galleries and gifs