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- Little Johnny 5
- One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence...
- DarthTolkien 12/22/2008
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- Little Johnny 4
- Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the toilet. He yelled out, 'Miss Jones, I need to take a...
- DarthTolkien 12/22/2008
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- Little Johnny 3
- Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a...
- DarthTolkien 12/22/2008
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- Little Johnny 2
- Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. 'Why?' asks the father? 'The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,'' I...
- DarthTolkien 12/22/2008
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- The chronic
- When i first smoked weed i was freakin out i was like oh my god am gonna get lung cancer, oh man oh man holy crap my pain in my foot is gone, oh my...
- babyslut 12/21/2008
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- School Excuses
- Al was not in school yesterday because he was didn't feel like going. Oh, sorry [teachers name], the cafeteria food made me delirious. I'm sorry I...
- putnam11 12/21/2008
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- Susie at School
- Ok so there was this girl named Susie and she went to a missionary school. One day she had fallen asleep in class and the teacher asked her...
- juffan 12/16/2008
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- Catholic School Girls
- A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks...
- midnite492 12/04/2008
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- What starts with F and ends with K
- A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry...
- swifttallon 12/01/2008
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- Little Johnny
- The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day,she asked, "Little Johnny, why...
- dcervenka05 11/30/2008
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- School Assignment
- The class's English assignment was to write about something unusual that happened during the past week. Little Irving got up to read his. "Papa...
- polishedbullet 11/28/2008
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- Public School Boy
- A kid was doing bad in school, getting bad grades, talking sh!t to teachers. So one day his parents said, "we're gonna put you in...
- Gib58Voks 11/25/2008
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- Wake Up for School
- Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" "But why, Mom? I don't want to...
- markaronhalt 11/23/2008
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- School Project
- This is more or less considered to be a story, but FUNNY! My old teacher from 8th grade is, for lack of better words, a FATTY. So one day she assigns...
- thebandit56 11/18/2008
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- New Kid at School
- It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said,...
- philipsmith8 11/18/2008
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- Big People Words
- A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted...
- lorddread 11/15/2008
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- Biology Lessons
- The 10th grade teacher asks Jessica: "What part of the human body increases to 10 times it's normal size when excited?" Jessica...
- smbrynien 11/04/2008
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- In Love with Teacher
- The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day,she asked, "Little Johnny, why...
- smbrynien 11/04/2008
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- Little Johnny at School
- A grade school teacher in Tennessee asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said,...
- midnite492 11/04/2008
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- Bush at an Elementary School
- So Bush decides to take a stop at an elementary school and randomly walks in on a classroom. The teacher goes "Oh its such an honor"...
- midnite492 11/04/2008
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- Yo JOHNNY',,, THE LITTLE BUGGER
- Yo JOHNNY',,, THE LITTLE BUGGER] A grade school teacher in Red Deer asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a...
- Xlax 10/27/2008
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- Definitely
- A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have a...
- ADLife 10/24/2008
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- Contagious
- A Teacher asked her class of seven year olds if anyone could explain the meaning of the word contagious. Little Shannon put her hand in the air and...
- slipknob 10/23/2008
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- Chemistry exam Wiz
- The following is an actual question given on a University of Liverpool chemistry final exam. The answer by one student was so “profound” that...
- lorddread 10/22/2008
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- Catholic School Girls
- A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks...
- curly_chelly 10/09/2008
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- Smart Ass responses
- TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered...
- cheapcheat 09/25/2008
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- Hillary Clinton Visits a School
- Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in Ithaca, New York, to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time. One little boy...
- Killaz_Inc 09/25/2008
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- 13 Canaries
- Three women who were friends in high school have returned to their hometown, to attend their 45th reunion and have lunch together. Their talk...
- djohn23 09/24/2008
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- Still In There?
- A Sunday School teacher wanted to make sure his class understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked...
- Shadeofdespair 09/18/2008
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- Never Been Bolted
- "What's the difference between a nail, a screw and a bolt?" the woodwork teacher asked Judi, the only girl in the woodwork class during the...
- Shadeofdespair 09/16/2008
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- sunday school
- Sunday school had just begun and Marie anne was sleeping on her desk. "Marie anne who created the world?" the teacher asked. Marie anne...
- Joe99652 08/29/2008
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- Strict Requirements?
- The high school Little Evan is going to be going to has VERY strict requirements. Little Evan: "I want to take Advanced English,...
- littleevan 08/27/2008
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- Little Evan's High School Fun
- Little Evan was preparing for high school. His mommy took him to the High School guidance counselor to schedule his classes. Guidance Counselor:...
- littleevan 08/27/2008
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- The Missing Period
- A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present...
- Disturbed01 08/26/2008
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- Hockey vs High School Reunion
- What's the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At a hockey game, you see fast pucks.
- blackmanisgod 08/20/2008
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- Little Johnny Spells
- Teacher: “Johnny, how do you spell 'crocodile?' ” Little Johnny: “K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L” Teacher: “No, that's wrong.” Little Johnny:...
- djohn23 08/18/2008
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- To Save Lives
- Pre-med Student As a pre-med student at Washington University in St. Louis, I had to take a difficult class in physics. One day our professor was...
- ghoul_69 08/15/2008
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