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    • Little Johnny 4

    • Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the toilet. He yelled out, 'Miss Jones, I need to take a...
    • DarthTolkien
      Uploaded 12/22/2008
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    • Little Johnny 3

    • Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a...
    • DarthTolkien
      Uploaded 12/22/2008
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    • Little Johnny 2

    • Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. 'Why?' asks the father? 'The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,''...
    • DarthTolkien
      Uploaded 12/22/2008
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    • The chronic

    • When i first smoked weed i was freakin out i was like oh my god am gonna get lung cancer, oh man oh man holy crap my pain in my foot is gone, oh...
    • babyslut
      Uploaded 12/21/2008
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    • School Excuses

    • Al was not in school yesterday because he was didn't feel like going. Oh, sorry [teachers name], the cafeteria food made me delirious. I'm...
    • putnam11
      Uploaded 12/21/2008
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    • Susie at School

    • Ok so there was this girl named Susie and she went to a missionary school. One day she had fallen asleep in class and the teacher asked her...
    • juffan
      Uploaded 12/16/2008
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    • Catholic School Girls

    • A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter...
    • midnite492
      Uploaded 12/04/2008
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      • 12 Comments
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    • Little Johnny

    • The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day,she asked, "Little Johnny,...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 11/30/2008
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    • School Assignment

    • The class's English assignment was to write about something unusual that happened during the past week. Little Irving got up to read his....
    • polishedbullet
      Uploaded 11/28/2008
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    • Public School Boy

    • A kid was doing bad in school, getting bad grades, talking sh!t to teachers. So one day his parents said, "we're gonna put you in...
    • Gib58Voks
      Uploaded 11/25/2008
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      • 6 Comments
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    • Wake Up for School

    • Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" "But why, Mom? I don't want...
    • markaronhalt
      Uploaded 11/23/2008
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    • New Kid at School

    • It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said,...
    • philipsmith8
      Uploaded 11/18/2008
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    • Big People Words

    • A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher...
    • lorddread
      Uploaded 11/15/2008
      • 415 Views
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    • dictate

    • Teacher asks the class, "Who can use the word dictate in a sentence?" Little Johnny jumps up and says, "My mama tay my daddy...
    • crip494
      Uploaded 11/12/2008
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    • Biology Lessons

    • The 10th grade teacher asks Jessica: "What part of the human body increases to 10 times it's normal size when excited?" Jessica...
    • smbrynien
      Uploaded 11/04/2008
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    • In Love with Teacher

    • The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day,she asked, "Little Johnny,...
    • smbrynien
      Uploaded 11/04/2008
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    • Little Johnny at School

    • A grade school teacher in Tennessee asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said,...
    • midnite492
      Uploaded 11/04/2008
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    • Bush at an Elementary School

    • So Bush decides to take a stop at an elementary school and randomly walks in on a classroom. The teacher goes "Oh its such an honor"...
    • midnite492
      Uploaded 11/04/2008
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    • Yo JOHNNY',,, THE LITTLE BUGGER

    • Yo JOHNNY',,, THE LITTLE BUGGER] A grade school teacher in Red Deer asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a...
    • Xlax
      Uploaded 10/27/2008
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      • 7 Comments
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    • Definitely

    • A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have...
    • ADLife
      Uploaded 10/24/2008
      • 98k Views
      • 490 Comments
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    • Contagious

    • A Teacher asked her class of seven year olds if anyone could explain the meaning of the word contagious. Little Shannon put her hand in the air...
    • slipknob
      Uploaded 10/23/2008
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      • 666 Comments
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    • Chemistry exam Wiz

    • The following is an actual question given on a University of Liverpool chemistry final exam. The answer by one student was so profound...
    • lorddread
      Uploaded 10/22/2008
      • 798 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Catholic School Girls

    • A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter...
    • curly_chelly
      Uploaded 10/09/2008
      • 1.9k Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Bubbles

    • Three ducklings all showed up to class late there first day of high school. The first duck showed up 5 minutes late to class. The teacher...
    • sancho08
      Uploaded 10/03/2008
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    • Smart Ass responses

    • TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered...
    • cheapcheat
      Uploaded 09/25/2008
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    • Hillary Clinton Visits a School

    • Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in Ithaca, New York, to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time. One little...
    • Killaz_Inc
      Uploaded 09/25/2008
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    • 13 Canaries

    • Three women who were friends in high school have returned to their hometown, to attend their 45th reunion and have lunch together. Their talk...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 09/24/2008
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      • 3 Comments
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    • Still In There?

    • A Sunday School teacher wanted to make sure his class understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he...
    • Shadeofdespair
      Uploaded 09/18/2008
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      • 7 Comments
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    • Never Been Bolted

    • "What's the difference between a nail, a screw and a bolt?" the woodwork teacher asked Judi, the only girl in the woodwork class during...
    • Shadeofdespair
      Uploaded 09/16/2008
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    • sunday school

    • Sunday school had just begun and Marie anne was sleeping on her desk. "Marie anne who created the world?" the teacher asked. Marie anne...
    • Joe99652
      Uploaded 08/29/2008
      • 732 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Strict Requirements?

    • The high school Little Evan is going to be going to has VERY strict requirements. Little Evan: "I want to take Advanced English,...
    • littleevan
      Uploaded 08/27/2008
      • 899 Views
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    • Little Evan's High School Fun

    • Little Evan was preparing for high school. His mommy took him to the High School guidance counselor to schedule his classes. Guidance...
    • littleevan
      Uploaded 08/27/2008
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    • The Missing Period

    • A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to...
    • Disturbed01
      Uploaded 08/26/2008
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      • 5 Comments
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    • Little Johnny Spells

    • Teacher: Johnny, how do you spell 'crocodile?' Little Johnny: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L Teacher: No, that's wrong. Little...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 08/18/2008
      • 931 Views
      • 255 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • To Save Lives

    • Pre-med Student As a pre-med student at Washington University in St. Louis, I had to take a difficult class in physics. One day our professor...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 08/15/2008
      • 988 Views
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    • Sunday School

    • Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School. "Well, mum, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy...
    • i_know_jack
      Uploaded 08/10/2008
      • 881 Views
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    • Professor Owns Student

    • A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research project be turned in on time. He said there were only two...
    • Drumsjock18
      Uploaded 08/10/2008
      • 911 Views
      • 5 Comments
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