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    • Little Johnny 5
    • One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same...
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    • Little Johnny 4
    • Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the toilet. He yelled out, 'Miss Jones, I need to take a...
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    • Little Johnny 3
    • Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a...
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    • Little Johnny 2
    • Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. 'Why?' asks the father? 'The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,''...
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    • The chronic
    • When i first smoked weed i was freakin out i was like oh my god am gonna get lung cancer, oh man oh man holy crap my pain in my foot is gone, oh...
    • babyslut 12/21/2008
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    • School Excuses
    • Al was not in school yesterday because he was didn't feel like going. Oh, sorry [teachers name], the cafeteria food made me delirious. I'm...
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    • Susie at School
    • Ok so there was this girl named Susie and she went to a missionary school. One day she had fallen asleep in class and the teacher asked her...
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    • Catholic School Girls
    • A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter...
    • midnite492 12/04/2008
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    • Little Johnny
    • The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day,she asked, "Little Johnny,...
    • dcervenka05 11/30/2008
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    • School Assignment
    • The class's English assignment was to write about something unusual that happened during the past week. Little Irving got up to read his....
    • polishedbullet 11/28/2008
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    • Public School Boy
    • A kid was doing bad in school, getting bad grades, talking sh!t to teachers. So one day his parents said, "we're gonna put you in...
    • Gib58Voks 11/25/2008
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    • Wake Up for School
    • Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" "But why, Mom? I don't want...
    • markaronhalt 11/23/2008
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    • School Project
    • This is more or less considered to be a story, but FUNNY! My old teacher from 8th grade is, for lack of better words, a FATTY. So one day she...
    • thebandit56 11/18/2008
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    • New Kid at School
    • It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said,...
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    • Big People Words
    • A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher...
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    • dictate
    • Teacher asks the class, "Who can use the word dictate in a sentence?" Little Johnny jumps up and says, "My mama tay my daddy...
    • crip494 11/12/2008
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    • Biology Lessons
    • The 10th grade teacher asks Jessica: "What part of the human body increases to 10 times it's normal size when excited?" Jessica...
    • smbrynien 11/04/2008
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    • In Love with Teacher
    • The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day,she asked, "Little Johnny,...
    • smbrynien 11/04/2008
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    • Little Johnny at School
    • A grade school teacher in Tennessee asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said,...
    • midnite492 11/04/2008
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    • Definitely
    • A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have...
    • ADLife 10/24/2008
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    • Contagious
    • A Teacher asked her class of seven year olds if anyone could explain the meaning of the word contagious. Little Shannon put her hand in the air...
    • slipknob 10/23/2008
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    • Chemistry exam Wiz
    • The following is an actual question given on a University of Liverpool chemistry final exam. The answer by one student was so “profound”...
    • lorddread 10/22/2008
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    • Catholic School Girls
    • A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter...
    • curly_chelly 10/09/2008
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    • Bubbles
    • Three ducklings all showed up to class late there first day of high school. The first duck showed up 5 minutes late to class. The teacher...
    • sancho08 10/03/2008
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    • Smart Ass responses
    • TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered...
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    • 13 Canaries
    • Three women who were friends in high school have returned to their hometown, to attend their 45th reunion and have lunch together. Their talk...
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    • Still In There?
    • A Sunday School teacher wanted to make sure his class understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he...
    • Shadeofdespair 09/18/2008
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    • Never Been Bolted
    • "What's the difference between a nail, a screw and a bolt?" the woodwork teacher asked Judi, the only girl in the woodwork class during...
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    • sunday school
    • Sunday school had just begun and Marie anne was sleeping on her desk. "Marie anne who created the world?" the teacher asked. Marie anne...
    • Joe99652 08/29/2008
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    • Strict Requirements?
    • The high school Little Evan is going to be going to has VERY strict requirements. Little Evan: "I want to take Advanced English,...
    • littleevan 08/27/2008
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    • The Missing Period
    • A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to...
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    • Little Johnny Spells
    • Teacher: “Johnny, how do you spell 'crocodile?' ” Little Johnny: “K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L” Teacher: “No, that's wrong.” Little...
    • djohn23 08/18/2008
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    • To Save Lives
    • Pre-med Student As a pre-med student at Washington University in St. Louis, I had to take a difficult class in physics. One day our professor...
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