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- Sunday School
- Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School. "Well, mum, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines...
- i_know_jack 08/10/2008
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- Professor Owns Student
- A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research project be turned in on time. He said there were only two...
- Drumsjock18 08/10/2008
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- The Condom Conversation read whole thing
- A man walks into a drug store with his 8 year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?” To...
- Drumsjock18 08/10/2008
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- Vet School
- First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were attending their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the...
- djohn23 08/08/2008
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- Sunday School
- Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping,...
- lord_carl 08/03/2008
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- Blonde at school
- Day1: A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to 5 today mummy. I got up to 10. Is it because I'm...
- NiggerPants 08/01/2008
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- PAYS TO PAY ATTENTION
- First year students at Texas A&M Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the...
- iamfox 07/29/2008
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- Little Johnny - Johnny And April In School
- Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...
- MidnightSonata 07/28/2008
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- 'Little Johnny' Fascinate
- A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went...
- studmuffin75 07/25/2008
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- Sex with The English Teacher
- A boy in the sixth grade comes home after school one day. His mother notices that he's got a big smile on his face. She asks, "Did anything...
- djohn23 07/24/2008
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- Two Black Balls
- Little Johnny is in a class where every Friday the teacher asks a question, and if you get it right you don't have to go to school on Monday. The...
- Disturbed01 07/21/2008
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- Holy Shit
- One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig...
- Disturbed01 07/21/2008
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- Little Johnny
- The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her young students so she took him aside after class one day. "Little Johnny, why has your school...
- Disturbed01 07/21/2008
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- Little Johnny
- Little Johnny drew a fly on the class grade book. The teacher noticed the fly sitting on the grade book, so she smacked it with a ruler. But, the...
- Disturbed01 07/21/2008
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- Philosophy Final
- A student taking a philosophy class had a single question on his final: "What is courage?" The student wrote: "This", signed...
- jsal 07/17/2008
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- Drunk Woman
- My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a...
- engineer1371 07/17/2008
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- School
- Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" "But why, Mom? I don't want to...
- heyyyfalcooone 07/14/2008
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- Holy Sht Chicken Little
- One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to the class. She came to the part where Chicken Little warns the farmer. ...
- Tom7997 07/01/2008
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- Talking addition
- A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus six, that son of a bitch is eight. Three plus four, that son of a bitch...
- ghoul_69 06/25/2008
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- Catholic school
- One day Sister Mary Teresa was asking her 1st grade class at St. Peter's Catholic school what they wanted to be when they grow up. Little John...
- stefanodonato 06/24/2008
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- Stand if your a moron
- One day a college professor was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and asked if anyone in the class was a moron, and...
- DreaD08 06/23/2008
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- And what did your Father do?
- The teacher says, "Let's discuss what your fathers do for a living." Mary says, "My Dad is a lawyer. He puts bad guys in...
- ghoul_69 06/22/2008
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- Sunday School
- Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping,...
- KLM2692 06/18/2008
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- True Story Joke School
- four sophomores taking chemistry. These four friends were so confident that, the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a...
- ErikaTA 06/17/2008
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- School
- The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?" The kid replies, "Not enough. I have...
- engineer1371 06/17/2008
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- Teen Vampire
- What did the vampire say to the high school girl? See you next period.
- mshilakes 06/15/2008
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- Blatant Racial Discrimination
- First-grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess. Teacher asks Sarah: "What did you do at recess?" Sarah says, "I played in the...
- mshilakes 06/15/2008
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- Mexican School Girl
- Why did the mexican girl get pregnant before she graduated high school? Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.
- mshilakes 06/11/2008
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- Parent professions
- A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. Timmy stood up and said, "My mom is a Doctor!"...
- ghoul_69 06/11/2008
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- Buckwheat and Darla
- Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla "How do you spell 'dumb'?" Darla says "d-u-m-b, dumb". The...
- ghoul_69 05/29/2008
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- Little Johnny in school
- The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today's lesson. "I'll say a letter of the alphabet and you give me a word that starts with...
- ghoul_69 05/29/2008
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- Little Mary
- Little Mary falls asleep in Sunday school class every Sunday So the teacher gets tired of seeing Mary asleep in class So she asked Mary "Who...
- 1234hbk5678 05/27/2008
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- Only humans stutter
- Little Johnny is sitting in biology class, when his teacher states the fact that only humans stutter, and no other animal in the world does. Johnny...
- ghoul_69 05/27/2008
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- Virginia Girl
- A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her father said 'No Way! You're going to By-God West Virginia Univ.' Well she got...
- ghoul_69 05/22/2008
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- boner
- what do you do when you get a boner in class?.............. call the teacher into the bathroom.
- robsterman02 05/22/2008
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- Sandwich situation.
- A little boy and a little girl attended the same school. Every day they would eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken...
- jgregpegleg 05/21/2008
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