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    • Little Johnny Spells
    • Teacher: “Johnny, how do you spell 'crocodile?' ” Little Johnny: “K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L” Teacher: “No, that's wrong.” Little...
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    • To Save Lives
    • Pre-med Student As a pre-med student at Washington University in St. Louis, I had to take a difficult class in physics. One day our professor...
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    • Sunday School
    • Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School. "Well, mum, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy...
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    • Professor Owns Student
    • A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research project be turned in on time. He said there were only two...
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    • Thirteen
    • A man is strolling past a School Playground when he hears a loud chanting. "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!" goes the noise form within...
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    • Vet School
    • First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were attending their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the...
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    • Sunday School
    • Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...
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    • Blonde at school
    • Day1: A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to 5 today mummy. I got up to 10. Is it because I'm...
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    • PAYS TO PAY ATTENTION
    • First year students at Texas A&M Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the...
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    • 'Little Johnny' Fascinate
    • A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family...
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    • Sex with The English Teacher
    • A boy in the sixth grade comes home after school one day. His mother notices that he's got a big smile on his face. She asks, "Did anything...
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    • Two Black Balls
    • Little Johnny is in a class where every Friday the teacher asks a question, and if you get it right you don't have to go to school on...
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    • Holy Shit
    • One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first...
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    • Little Johnny
    • The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her young students so she took him aside after class one day. "Little Johnny, why has your...
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    • Little Johnny
    • Little Johnny drew a fly on the class grade book. The teacher noticed the fly sitting on the grade book, so she smacked it with a ruler. But,...
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    • Memories
    • A guy is in a queue at the supermarket when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him....
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    • Philosophy Final
    • A student taking a philosophy class had a single question on his final: "What is courage?" The student wrote: "This",...
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    • Drunk Woman
    • My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a...
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    • School
    • Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" "But why, Mom? I don't want...
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    • A Study
    • A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of...
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    • Holy Sht Chicken Little
    • One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to the class. She came to the part where Chicken Little warns the...
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    • Talking addition
    • A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus six, that son of a bitch is eight. Three plus four, that son of a...
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    • Catholic school
    • One day Sister Mary Teresa was asking her 1st grade class at St. Peter's Catholic school what they wanted to be when they grow up. Little John...
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    • Stand if your a moron
    • One day a college professor was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and asked if anyone in the class was a moron,...
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    • Sunday School
    • Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...
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    • True Story Joke School
    • four sophomores taking chemistry. These four friends were so confident that, the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and...
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    • School
    • The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?" The kid replies, "Not enough. I...
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    • Mexican School Girl
    • Why did the mexican girl get pregnant before she graduated high school? Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.
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    • Parent professions
    • A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. Timmy stood up and said, "My mom is a Doctor!"...
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    • Buckwheat and Darla
    • Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla "How do you spell 'dumb'?" Darla says "d-u-m-b, dumb"....
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    • Little Johnny in school
    • The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today's lesson. "I'll say a letter of the alphabet and you give me a word that starts...
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    • Little Mary
    • Little Mary falls asleep in Sunday school class every Sunday So the teacher gets tired of seeing Mary asleep in class So she asked Mary...
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    • Only humans stutter
    • Little Johnny is sitting in biology class, when his teacher states the fact that only humans stutter, and no other animal in the world...
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    • Lipstick
    • A private school in Victoria, BC recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of grade 12 girls would put their lipstick on in the...
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    • Virginia Girl
    • A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her father said 'No Way! You're going to By-God West Virginia Univ.' Well she...
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