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    • Senior Moment

    • An old man goes to a Social Security office to apply for benefits but forgets his ID. The social worker says, "Just unbutton your...
    • themystery
      Uploaded 03/06/2012
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    • Parking Ticket

    • Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, my wife and I went...
    • XxRzrRomancexX
      Uploaded 08/07/2011
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    • senior citizen discount

    • $5.37." That's what the kid behind the counter at taco shack said to me. I dug into my pocket and pulled out some lint and two dimes and...
    • 237g
      Uploaded 08/16/2010
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    • Hypnotism at the Senior Center

    • It was entertainment night at the Senior Center . Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you all into a trance - I intend...
    • smorkle
      Uploaded 07/11/2009
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      • 4 Comments
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    • A Letter From Grandma

    • Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear Grand-daughter, The other day I went up to...
    • misfit44
      Uploaded 06/11/2009
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      • 6 Comments
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    • Geezer Gets Prostitute

    • One night, a horny old geezer decides to get himself a hooker. Since the man doesn't have much money, he looks for the cheapest whore in the...
    • yuri_vaultin
      Uploaded 02/27/2009
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    • Elderly couple road trip.

    • While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and...
    • DarthTolkien
      Uploaded 10/01/2008
      • 1.4k Views
      • 23 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Senior Grammer

    • An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was...
    • lennny01
      Uploaded 08/14/2008
      • 567 Views
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    • Old ladies in Church

    • Two old ladies were attending a rather long church service. The first old lady leans over to the second and says "I've been sitting to long...
    • Mikemisat
      Uploaded 07/15/2008
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      • 27 Comments
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    • A Drive with Grandpa

    • A grandfather always made a special effort with his grandchildren. Many Sunday mornings he would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a...
    • Mikemisat
      Uploaded 07/14/2008
      • 531 Views
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    • Games to play when we're older

    • 1. Sag, you're it. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket. 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse...
    • Mikemisat
      Uploaded 07/14/2008
      • 440 Views
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    • Mom's Final Request

    • An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second,...
    • Mikemisat
      Uploaded 07/14/2008
      • 416 Views
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    • Old Couple Discussing Sex

    • An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally they decided it was time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 07/10/2008
      • 654 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Senior Driving Moment

    • An elderly man was driving down the freeway when his cell phone rang. He answered it and it was his wife. She said, "Be careful, honey! I...
    • heyyyfalcooone
      Uploaded 07/10/2008
      • 333 Views
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    • Sad but true...

    • Two patients limp into two different medical clinics, with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking, and appear to require a hip...
    • eyendsky
      Uploaded 06/06/2008
      • 588 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Elderly Couple With Amnesia

    • An elderly couple go to see a doctor because they're having trouble remembering things. After an exam, the doctor says, You're fine, but you...
    • BugzyGunz
      Uploaded 03/26/2008
      • 825 Views
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    • Ailing Senior golfer

    • Arthur is 90 years old and has played golf every day since retiring 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. "That's...
    • yuri_vaultin
      Uploaded 03/25/2008
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    • Bull Marbles

    • A tourist goes into a restaurant in Spain and orders the specialty of the house. When his dinner arrives, he asks the waiter what it is....
    • boinke
      Uploaded 03/18/2008
      • 496 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • tough love

    • A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and...
    • skatesnow67
      Uploaded 02/25/2008
      • 562 Views
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    • The Wrong Way

    • As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,...
    • Bulldog2001
      Uploaded 02/25/2008
      • 1.2k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • the wrong way

    • As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,...
    • slipknot94
      Uploaded 02/22/2008
      • 3.2k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • supersex

    • A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she ran, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say...
    • kanan
      Uploaded 02/10/2008
      • 1.3k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Soft-On

    • This old couple is ready to go to sleep so the old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor. The old man asks, "Why...
    • skatesnow67
      Uploaded 02/10/2008
      • 446 Views
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    • Joke

    • Theres a man on a tightrope in between two skyscrapers and on the other side of the worls a man having a blowjob by a 85 year old woman. What are...
    • h4ppy
      Uploaded 02/10/2008
      • 676 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Don't trust old ladies

    • A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at...
    • AfricanAmerican
      Uploaded 02/09/2008
      • 675 Views
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    • I'm 11

    • A young boy approaches his father and asks, "Hey, Dad, do you know how old I am today?" "No, son, how old are...
    • ChrisSisley
      Uploaded 02/08/2008
      • 790 Views
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    • A Young Man

    • A young man was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex. He asked how often should you have it. His grandfather told him...
    • ChrisSisley
      Uploaded 02/08/2008
      • 880 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Better late than never?

    • Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer's office one Monday morning. "I want you to begin divorce proceedings,"...
    • ChrisSisley
      Uploaded 02/08/2008
      • 672 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Old couple at breakfast

    • There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his...
    • Superman621
      Uploaded 02/07/2008
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    • baseball heaven

    • Two old guys, Abe and Sol, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, like they do every day. Abe turns to Sol and...
    • skatesnow67
      Uploaded 02/06/2008
      • 415 Views
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    • Things said in court

    • Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo occult? A: We both do. Q: Voodoo? A: We do. Q: You do? A: Yes,...
    • Rizzor
      Uploaded 02/06/2008
      • 702 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Dirty talk

    • What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? $3.99 a minute.
    • Rizzor
      Uploaded 02/06/2008
      • 513 Views
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    • tiger woods driver

    • What does Tiger Woods have that Princess Diana didn't? A good driver.
    • Rizzor
      Uploaded 02/06/2008
      • 623 Views
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    • poor old man

    • An old man is sitting on a park bench crying. A young man is walking by and asks him why he's crying. The old man says, "I'm retired and I...
    • skatesnow67
      Uploaded 02/06/2008
      • 969 Views
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    • poor old man

    • An old man is sitting on a park bench crying. A young man is walking by and asks him why he's crying. The old man says, "I'm retired and I...
    • skatesnow67
      Uploaded 02/06/2008
      • 969 Views
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    • Dead Penis

    • Mr. Jones was an old man with Alzheimer's who lived in a nursing home. One day he came out of his room, tracked down the nearest nurse, and said,...
    • skatesnow67
      Uploaded 02/05/2008
      • 852 Views
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