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    • crook Takes Pawn part 92
    •     The garage was spotless now. After hours of sweat and effort, all things were either disposed of, or donated. Donnie and Greg sat in the...
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    • crook Takes Pawn part 91
    •     With every piece of miscellaneous item he sold, Greg felt like he was cutting away weight from his old life. He doubted if would continue to...
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    • crook Takes Pawn part 90
    •     Greg knocked on Ben's front door. His house was a modest 2 story domicile. The paint was a dark red, like a fire engine's chassis. Their lawn...
    • artman4444 07/19/2012
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    • crook Takes Pawn part 89
    • The next day, Greg calls the work of Diane's husband, Ed. He worked for a public utility company. Greg supposed Ed wasn't allowed to have calls...
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    • crook Takes Pawn part 88
    •     Greg was even more nervous than he had been when phoning Rebecca for the first time. In that case, Rebecca was waiting with arms wide open....
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    • crook Takes Pawn part 87
    • "Don't ever ask me to do something like that again," Rebecca says crossly. Her nips poke out of the shirt, to punctuate her feelings.    "Ok, I'm...
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    • crook Takes Pawn part 86
    • The next day, Rebecca flushes the rest of the marijuana that Donny gave as a gift. Greg had asked casually about it, planning to get baked before...
    • artman4444 07/07/2012
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    • crook Takes Pawn part 85
    • Rebecca slams the front door upon returning. Greg can hear her muttering to herself as she pounds up the steps. Her heels stab the wooden...
    • artman4444 07/05/2012
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    • crook Takes Pawn part 84
    • "If you don't mind me asking, Donald," Rebecca says softly, "how is it that you became homeless?"    Donnie looks closed off. his legs are...
    • artman4444 07/02/2012
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    • crook Takes Pawn part 83
    •     They had been conversing agreeably, when Greg brought up the issue of the commission. He hated brining up the subject of money during the...
    • artman4444 07/01/2012
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    • crook Takes Pawn part 82
    • Michelle was just basically background noise. She was bland and uninteresting, like most women that Greg wasn't sexually attracted to. It's not...
    • artman4444 06/26/2012
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    • crook Takes Pawn part 81
    • Greg awoke to utter silence. A car roared past, casting a moving shadow across the bedroom window. Greg squints and checks the clock. 7pm. He had...
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    • crook Takes Pawn part 80
    •     Greg now had some money assured to pay Diane. That was the main thing. Things would go over infinitely more smoothly if Greg showed up...
    • artman4444 06/17/2012
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    • crook Takes Pawn part 79
    • On the ride over to the store, Greg heard a lyric from a band he had never heard of before. They were called Audioslave, and the song was...
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    • crook Takes Pawn part 78
    • Her screams woke him. At first, her kicking legs jarred him from slumber. But he was almost back to sleep when her shriek burrowed into his ear...
    • artman4444 06/06/2012
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    • crook Takes Pawn part 77
    • "I don't want you to just fuck and run, like every other goddamn man in my life!!" Rebecca howls. Oh great, the tears now. What had he done? He...
    • artman4444 06/05/2012
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    • crook Takes Pawn part 76
    •     Greg was waiting. He patiently sat with Rebecca, and waited to be charmed again, under her spell. What would she do tonight? What crazy...
    • artman4444 06/04/2012
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    • crook Takes Pawn part 75
    •     "I meant to text you, to let you know," Brenda says, "but one of the other children threw up, and we had a heck of a time cleaning it up. I...
    • artman4444 05/28/2012
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    • Crook Takes Pawn Part 55
    •     Greg was screwed. His business plan was shot full of holes. Greg had enough cash to make the next months payment, and then he was through....
    • artman4444 04/14/2012
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    • Crook Takes Pawn Part 32
    • It was tough love, Greg kept telling himself. It was the reason Donny was toiling in servitude. Donny worked at a fevered pace. He loaded the car...
    • artman4444 02/19/2012
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    • Crook Takes Pawn Part 31
    • The next morning, Greg kept his store closed again. Sure enough, Donny was dropped off by Ben at 10 oclock on the dot. Greg waves goodbye as Ben...
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    • Crook Takes Pawn Part 30
    • Donny is pretty quick when he wants to be. Greg finds himself panting after following him only a short distance.     Donny, wait up, Greg huffs,...
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    • Crook Takes Pawn Part 29
    • The cluttered boxes took up the back seat, like unruly children crammed together. Greg found himself holding the Lebaron steering wheel in a...
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    • Crook Takes Pawn Part 28
    • Greg took the final Oxy later that night, to help him sleep (or at least he told himself.) A strange sensation filled Greg as he stared at the...
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    • Crook Takes Pawn Part 27
    • Greg trotted through the Hallways of the ICU. Green gave way to Red, then to Blue, as he worked his way up the Intensive Care severity chain. The...
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    • Crook Takes Pawn Part 26
    • Julie provides a distraction from their high-strung emotions, and a way to connect to each other as well. Julie seems to remember Greg. She...
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    • Crook Takes Pawn Part 25
    • Greg nervously drummed his hands against the counter. He was humming to himself, a tune he couldnt place. He had heard it over the speakers of...
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    • Crook Takes Pawn Part 24
    • Diane had indeed moved since last Greg spoke to her, whenever that was. Lets just say Greg had to get a few new calendars since then. The woman...
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    • Crook Takes Pawn Part 23
    • The phone began to ring. And Ring, and ringIt went to her voicemail. Greg listened to a calm version of Rebeccas voice over the message. It...
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    • Crook Takes Pawn Part 22
    • While returning from his successful business trip, Greg saw the letter taped to the front door of his shop. Gregs balls clenched in reflex. What...
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    • Crook Takes Pawn Part 21
    •     Greg had closed up the shop early for this occasion. The pawn store was bustling with activity all day. Greg was steadily racking up return...
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    • Crook Takes Pawn Part 20
    • Greg sat on the toilet, but he was not performing a bodily function. He was slouched over in his ratty blue bathrobe. The strings of his robe...
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    • A Message From AW Smith
    • I have decided to give up one of my addictions... I just havent decided which one and when. I like porn, and love cigs. It is so fucking hard...
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    • A Message From AW Smith
    • The conspiracy has been unearthed Ebaum...I am on to you! You sick bastard! So I have uploaded some shit, and you featured someone else that...
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    • Goths suck
    • Yesterday I went to Barnes and Noble just to look around at some books to see if anything caught my interest. It must have been gothic night...
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