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    • 1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him...
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    • sexy love letter
    • Shhhhhh!! Don't tell anyone. I'm gonna go down on you And you're gonna love it But it's only going to be long enough to let you start enjoying...
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    • An Ode To Oral Sex
    • Penis breath, a lover's dread Is what you get when you give head Unpleasant as it tends to be Be grateful that he doesn't pee It's times like...
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    • Cannibal
    • A cannibal and his son are walking down the beach when they see a sexy blonde sunbathing. Son says "Dad, let's take her home and eat...
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    • Blonde and car
    • Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this...
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    • Blonde and a PIG
    • A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked, "Where did...
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    • Sexy to a Tractor
    • Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front...
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    • Pen anyone?
    • A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out...
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    • People!
    • Friends...people who care about you enough to get up at 3 in the morning and not ask whats in the black plastic bag your throwing over the side...
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    • a conversation with santa
    • 10:15am theonesanta: I love you10:16am wanna get naked?10:16am ruffscuba: yes u?10:16am theonesanta :already naked10:16am ruffscuba: thats...
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    • A Day at the Zoo
    • It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with...
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    • Sexy Drunken Woman
    • A super elegant, beautiful and sexy playmate came out from a bar with a high level of alcohol in her system.While walking towards her expensive...
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    • Religious joke
    • A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: "Excuse...
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    • family joke
    • A man went with his wife on honeymoon and they were getting undressed together for the first time. The man took off his shoes and socks and his...
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    • Work office joke joke
    • Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know...
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    • blonde joke joke
    • A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor....
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    • funny bar joke joke
    • A man in a pub asks for a beer. The barman says, "Sure, that'll be one dollar." "One dollar?" exclaims the man. Reading the...
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    • blonde joke joke
    • During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy When...
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    • The Growler
    • A Scotsman is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at...
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    • Sexy woman at gynecologist.
    • A gynecologist is just starting out and has started to become pretty successful at his place of practice. One day the most attractive woman...
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    • Child Learns About Sex
    • There's a kid, a mom, and a dad, the kid asks his mom: "Mommy, can I get in the shower with you?" The mom says: "Yes, but don't...
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    • Leper Girl At The Game
    • Guy decided to go on a baseball match. He sat down and was about to enjoy the game, when he noticed the young girl sitting next to him is a...
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    • Open jane's legs
    • a man doesnt know what to name his bar. so the man says he will name it after the next person who walks in. a women named jane walks in and she...
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    • Quick Fuck
    • Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with the hot girl at work, but she had a boyfriend. One day Eddie got so desperate that he went to her and...
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    • Obama's Driver
    • Obama was driving around America as part of his campaign. One time, when he was in Arkansas, his driver hit a pig with the limousine. Obama knew...
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    • Dirty Joke 1
    • Q. What did the egg say to the boiling water? A. "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."
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    • Bar Joke
    • A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his...
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    • Marriage 1
    • A best man's speech should be like a mini-skirt: short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the bare essentials.
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    • Baby Duck and Baby Skunk
    • A baby duck, mother duck, baby skunk, and mother skunk are crossing the road when a truck comes by and kills both the mother duck and the mother...
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    • 4 kinds of sex
    • There are four kinds of sex : HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX - After you...
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