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- pyrowizerd 04/08/2011
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- Blonde and car
- Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this...
- armyboyy33 02/26/2011
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- Blonde and a PIG
- A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked, "Where did you...
- armyboyy33 02/26/2011
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- 'Economic Stimulus' payment.
- Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment. This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll...
- deltachidawg73 02/15/2011
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- Green Eggs and Ham and some other short ish.
- *Whats green and smells like ham? Kermit the frogs finger. *What is Mario and Luigi's favorite kind of pants? Denim Denim Denim *What do...
- ant37 02/01/2011
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- 7 Reasons why people hate Gwyneth Paltrow.
- “I don't really have drunk friends. My friends are kind of adult; they have a drink. But they hold their liquor. I think it's incredibly embarrassing...
- BEERLORD 01/16/2011
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- Sexy to a Tractor
- Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of...
- PPJokes 01/10/2011
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- Single Woman in the Supermarket
- A woman walks into a supermarket and buys: 1 bar of soap 1 toothbrush 1 tube of toothpaste 1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk 1 single serving of...
- reablove02 01/04/2011
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- Pen anyone?
- A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of...
- rennis12 12/30/2010
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- a conversation with santa
- 10:15am theonesanta: I love you10:16am wanna get naked?10:16am ruffscuba: yes u?10:16am theonesanta :already naked10:16am ruffscuba: thats awesome i...
- ruffscuba 11/19/2010
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- A Day at the Zoo
- It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with...
- ThomasPHoolery 11/12/2010
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- Sexy Drunken Woman
- A super elegant, beautiful and sexy playmate came out from a bar with a high level of alcohol in her system.While walking towards her expensive BMW...
- Zlima 11/11/2010
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- Religious joke
- A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: "Excuse me...
- serndippity 10/31/2010
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- family joke
- A man went with his wife on honeymoon and they were getting undressed together for the first time. The man took off his shoes and socks and his toes...
- serndippity 10/31/2010
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- Work office joke joke
- Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of...
- serndippity 10/31/2010
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- blonde joke joke
- A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor....
- serndippity 10/31/2010
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- funny bar joke joke
- A man in a pub asks for a beer. The barman says, "Sure, that'll be one dollar." "One dollar?" exclaims the man. Reading the...
- serndippity 10/31/2010
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- blonde joke joke
- During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy When asked...
- serndippity 10/31/2010
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- Blonde and her Redhead Sister
- A redhead tells her blonde sister, "I slept with a Brazilian." The blonde replies: "Oh My Gosh! You slut! How many is a...
- milestyles55 09/28/2010
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- The Growler
- A Scotsman is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the...
- mx101 09/22/2010
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- Sexy woman at gynecologist.
- A gynecologist is just starting out and has started to become pretty successful at his place of practice. One day the most attractive woman he...
- UNUSERNAME 09/17/2010
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- Child Learns About Sex
- There's a kid, a mom, and a dad, the kid asks his mom: "Mommy, can I get in the shower with you?" The mom says: "Yes, but don't look...
- MrPayDay123 08/26/2010
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- 15 hilarious pick-up lines
- 1. If you and I were squirrels I would bust my nut in your hole. 2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. 3....
- JohanFranzen 08/19/2010
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- Leper Girl At The Game
- Guy decided to go on a baseball match. He sat down and was about to enjoy the game, when he noticed the young girl sitting next to him is a leper....
- P00KY 06/29/2010
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- Open jane's legs
- a man doesnt know what to name his bar. so the man says he will name it after the next person who walks in. a women named jane walks in and she has...
- GuitarSanta7 06/26/2010
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- Quick Fuck
- Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with the hot girl at work, but she had a boyfriend. One day Eddie got so desperate that he went to her and said,...
- maslow52 06/09/2010
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- Obama's Driver
- Obama was driving around America as part of his campaign. One time, when he was in Arkansas, his driver hit a pig with the limousine. Obama knew it...
- P00KY 04/05/2010
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- Dirty Joke 1
- Q. What did the egg say to the boiling water? A. "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."
- filmguy8505 04/04/2010
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- Bar Joke
- A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt...
- filmguy8505 04/04/2010
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- Marriage 1
- A best man's speech should be like a mini-skirt: short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the bare essentials.
- filmguy8505 04/04/2010
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- Baby Duck and Baby Skunk
- A baby duck, mother duck, baby skunk, and mother skunk are crossing the road when a truck comes by and kills both the mother duck and the mother...
- GAMBLE7177 02/17/2010
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- 4 kinds of sex
- There are four kinds of sex : HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX - After you...
- GAMBLE7177 02/16/2010
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- Off To Vegas
- A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. 'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said...
- Skool 01/16/2010
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- Tricked Him
- One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends. She goes to the park and meets a boy. They talk about climbing...
- Skool 01/16/2010
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- 16 Years Later..
- One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with 3 children. Her husband didn't want to be any part of this so he decided to...
- Skool 01/16/2010
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- What is God?
- little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy? mummy: why god is both girl and boy little boy: mummy is god black or white? mummy: why god is...
- Skool 01/16/2010
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- The Perfect Day for Him and Her
- The Perfect Day - Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with...
- Skool 01/16/2010
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