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    • The mupits.

    • What's slimy cold long and smells like pork Kermit the frogs finger
    • FoKillah
      Uploaded 08/19/2011
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    • The rooster and the donkey

    • If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have? 2 ft. of my cock in your ass.
    • FoKillah
      Uploaded 08/19/2011
      • 376 Views
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    • Sex Joke

    • Q: whats long hard and full of seman? A: duh, a cock
    • BayKid707
      Uploaded 07/22/2011
      • 266 Views
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    • Quickies

    • 1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him...
    • KrosziZ
      Uploaded 07/18/2011
      • 495 Views
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    • sexy love letter

    • Shhhhhh!! Don't tell anyone. I'm gonna go down on you And you're gonna love it But it's only going to be long enough to let you start enjoying...
    • retardedkkk666
      Uploaded 06/23/2011
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    • An Ode To Oral Sex

    • Penis breath, a lover's dread Is what you get when you give head Unpleasant as it tends to be Be grateful that he doesn't pee It's times like...
    • ciammettic
      Uploaded 05/08/2011
      • 427 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Cannibal

    • A cannibal and his son are walking down the beach when they see a sexy blonde sunbathing. Son says "Dad, let's take her home and eat...
    • rhardman
      Uploaded 03/28/2011
      • 675 Views
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    • Blonde and car

    • Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this...
    • armyboyy33
      Uploaded 02/26/2011
      • 1.6k Views
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    • Blonde and a PIG

    • A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked, "Where did...
    • armyboyy33
      Uploaded 02/26/2011
      • 668 Views
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    • 'Economic Stimulus' payment.

    • Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment. This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll...
    • deltachidawg73
      Uploaded 02/15/2011
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    • Sexy to a Tractor

    • Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front...
    • PPJokes
      Uploaded 01/10/2011
      • 4.1k Views
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    • Pen anyone?

    • A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out...
    • rennis12
      Uploaded 12/30/2010
      • 566 Views
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    • People!

    • Friends...people who care about you enough to get up at 3 in the morning and not ask whats in the black plastic bag your throwing over the side...
    • MrmandoG2
      Uploaded 12/27/2010
      • 513 Views
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    • a conversation with santa

    • 10:15am theonesanta: I love you10:16am wanna get naked?10:16am ruffscuba: yes u?10:16am theonesanta :already naked10:16am ruffscuba: thats...
    • ruffscuba
      Uploaded 11/19/2010
      • 844 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • A Day at the Zoo

    • It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with...
    • ThomasPHoolery
      Uploaded 11/12/2010
      • 1.2k Views
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    • Sexy Drunken Woman

    • A super elegant, beautiful and sexy playmate came out from a bar with a high level of alcohol in her system.While walking towards her expensive...
    • Zlima
      Uploaded 11/11/2010
      • 887 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Religious joke

    • A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: "Excuse...
    • serndippity
      Uploaded 10/31/2010
      • 927 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • family joke

    • A man went with his wife on honeymoon and they were getting undressed together for the first time. The man took off his shoes and socks and his...
    • serndippity
      Uploaded 10/31/2010
      • 1.1k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Work office joke joke

    • Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know...
    • serndippity
      Uploaded 10/31/2010
      • 858 Views
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    • blonde joke joke

    • A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor....
    • serndippity
      Uploaded 10/31/2010
      • 534 Views
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    • funny bar joke joke

    • A man in a pub asks for a beer. The barman says, "Sure, that'll be one dollar." "One dollar?" exclaims the man. Reading the...
    • serndippity
      Uploaded 10/31/2010
      • 780 Views
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    • blonde joke joke

    • During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy When...
    • serndippity
      Uploaded 10/31/2010
      • 307 Views
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    • The Growler

    • A Scotsman is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at...
    • mx101
      Uploaded 09/22/2010
      • 394 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Sexy woman at gynecologist.

    • A gynecologist is just starting out and has started to become pretty successful at his place of practice. One day the most attractive woman...
    • UNUSERNAME
      Uploaded 09/17/2010
      • 2.2k Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • Child Learns About Sex

    • There's a kid, a mom, and a dad, the kid asks his mom: "Mommy, can I get in the shower with you?" The mom says: "Yes, but don't...
    • MrPayDay123
      Uploaded 08/26/2010
      • 1.4k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • 15 hilarious pick-up lines

    • 1. If you and I were squirrels I would bust my nut in your hole. 2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed...
    • JohanFranzen
      Uploaded 08/19/2010
      • 1.4k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Leper Girl At The Game

    • Guy decided to go on a baseball match. He sat down and was about to enjoy the game, when he noticed the young girl sitting next to him is a...
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 06/29/2010
      • 2.8k Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Open jane's legs

    • a man doesnt know what to name his bar. so the man says he will name it after the next person who walks in. a women named jane walks in and she...
    • GuitarSanta7
      Uploaded 06/26/2010
      • 1.7k Views
      • 9 Comments
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    • Quick Fuck

    • Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with the hot girl at work, but she had a boyfriend. One day Eddie got so desperate that he went to her and...
    • maslow52
      Uploaded 06/09/2010
      • 2.9k Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Obama's Driver

    • Obama was driving around America as part of his campaign. One time, when he was in Arkansas, his driver hit a pig with the limousine. Obama knew...
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 04/05/2010
      • 2.2k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Dirty Joke 1

    • Q. What did the egg say to the boiling water? A. "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."
    • filmguy8505
      Uploaded 04/04/2010
      • 1.1k Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • Bar Joke

    • A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his...
    • filmguy8505
      Uploaded 04/04/2010
      • 996 Views
      • 7 Comments
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    • Marriage 1

    • A best man's speech should be like a mini-skirt: short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the bare essentials.
    • filmguy8505
      Uploaded 04/04/2010
      • 1.2k Views
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    • Baby Duck and Baby Skunk

    • A baby duck, mother duck, baby skunk, and mother skunk are crossing the road when a truck comes by and kills both the mother duck and the mother...
    • GAMBLE7177
      Uploaded 02/17/2010
      • 3.1k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • 4 kinds of sex

    • There are four kinds of sex : HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX - After you...
    • GAMBLE7177
      Uploaded 02/16/2010
      • 1k Views
      • 2 Comments
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