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    • A riddle
    • What's green, sticky, and smells like Miss Piggy? Kermit's finger
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    • air is like sex
    • Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
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    • heavens ugliest women
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    • Boob Joke
    • Q: Why do girls have boobs? A: So when your talking to them you have something to look at.
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    • Nursing Home
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    • Crossing the street
    • TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES? NEITHER, THEY ARE BOTH STUCK UP CUNTS.
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    • Can you give me a push?
    • A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the...
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    • A vampire and hot water
    • A vampire walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of hot water. when the bartender brings it over, the vampire pulls out a bloody...
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    • 2 Shelves
    • What did one Shelf say with no clothes in it to the other Shelf with all the clothes in it? Why are you so Shelfish?
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    • Washington DC
    • A pregnant woman from Washington, D.C. gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, when she wakes up she...
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    • A Santa Poem
    • A beautiful innocent young girl wants to meet Santa Claus so she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs down...
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    • Sexy Lingerie
    • Sexy Lingerie One morning, seventy-five year old Marvin is reminded by his secretary that it his wife's birthday. At lunch, Marvin goes to the...
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    • A Holiday Poem
    • Baby it's Cold Outside so don't let my Bells Jingle. Let me play in your Winter Wonderland. Make me a happy Kringle. Just as Feliz Navidad is...
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    • Redneck On Jury
    • A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a red neck was on the jury and figured...
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    • Ed
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    • Animal whisperer
    • Cowboy: “That your dog?” Indian: “Yep.” Cowboy: “Mind if I speak to him?” Indian: “Dog no talk.” Cowboy: “Hey dog,...
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    • Suit Up and Shut Up
    • A guy's standing in the bar - shirt, tie, suit. He looks kinda good. A girl comes up to him, sits on his lap, and puts her arm around him. She...
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    • Voodoo Dick
    • There was once this newly weds and being the newly weds that they are they just love to fuck, they would fuck like constantly like every...
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    • Innuendos
    • I take off my clothes and walk up to you. You are always here, in this place, at this time, waiting to meet me. I reach down and grip your...
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    • Check Your Dirty IQ
    • Questions: 1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I? 2. A finger...
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    • Gay Dino
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    • Sexy Thanksgiving
    • I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there, The lights seemed to shine down on you alone. I knew then I had to have...
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    • black eyes from women
    • A man with a black eye boards a plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a...
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    • A Wife's Night Out
    • The other night a married woman was invited out for a night with “the girls.“ She promised her husband that she would be home by...
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    • mission accomplished...
    • After nearly 35 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he...
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    • The Great Blonde Kidnapping
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    • comfortable
    • Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In...
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    • The Job Interview
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    • In Need Of Help
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    • take my picture
    • On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The...
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