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    • Yo mamma so White

    • Yo mamma so white she think affirmative action is off-brand Viagra. Yo mamma so white she ran naked through the snow, all I saw was...
    • davida8575
      Uploaded 01/19/2009
      • 2.8k Views
      • 8 Comments
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    • Yo mamma so dumb

    • you mamma so dumb on the way to disneyland it said on a sign "disneyland left"... so she turned round and went home.
    • davida8575
      Uploaded 01/19/2009
      • 490 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Yo mamma so fat

    • Yo mamma so fat...I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing
    • davida8575
      Uploaded 01/19/2009
      • 506 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Yo mama so old

    • I told her to act her own age, and she died she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp. she farts dust. she drove a chariot to high school. her...
    • davida8575
      Uploaded 01/19/2009
      • 468 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A riddle

    • What's green, sticky, and smells like Miss Piggy? Kermit's finger
    • nutbuster
      Uploaded 01/16/2009
      • 711 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • air is like sex

    • Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
    • just_joe
      Uploaded 01/12/2009
      • 280 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • heavens ugliest women

    • Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or...
    • madamspanksalot
      Uploaded 01/11/2009
      • 461 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Boob Joke

    • Q: Why do girls have boobs? A: So when your talking to them you have something to look at.
    • AWSmith
      Uploaded 01/04/2009
      • 345 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Maxi Pad Farts

    • Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart? A: You are the wind beneath my wings.
    • cripplejuice
      Uploaded 01/03/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Nursing Home

    • A family brings their elderly mother to a nursing home. The nurses bathe her and set her in a chair at a window. After a while, she slowly...
    • cripplejuice
      Uploaded 01/03/2009
      • 885 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Crossing the street

    • TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES? NEITHER, THEY ARE BOTH STUCK UP CUNTS.
    • littleguy89
      Uploaded 01/02/2009
      • 359 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Can you give me a push?

    • A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the...
    • littleguy89
      Uploaded 01/02/2009
      • 261 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • A vampire and hot water

    • A vampire walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of hot water. when the bartender brings it over, the vampire pulls out a bloody...
    • littleguy89
      Uploaded 01/02/2009
      • 772 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • 2 Shelves

    • What did one Shelf say with no clothes in it to the other Shelf with all the clothes in it? Why are you so Shelfish?
    • shoots222
      Uploaded 01/01/2009
      • 345 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Washington DC

    • A pregnant woman from Washington, D.C. gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, when she wakes up she...
    • ericbrock1
      Uploaded 12/31/2008
      • 646 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A Santa Poem

    • A beautiful innocent young girl wants to meet Santa Claus so she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs down...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 12/22/2008
      • 380 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Sexy Lingerie

    • Sexy Lingerie One morning, seventy-five year old Marvin is reminded by his secretary that it his wife's birthday. At lunch, Marvin goes to the...
    • pappas89
      Uploaded 12/22/2008
      • 1.9k Views
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    • A Holiday Poem

    • Baby it's Cold Outside so don't let my Bells Jingle. Let me play in your Winter Wonderland. Make me a happy Kringle. Just as Feliz Navidad is...
    • Dominus
      Uploaded 12/21/2008
      • 424 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Redneck On Jury

    • A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a red neck was on the jury and figured...
    • pappas89
      Uploaded 12/18/2008
      • 1k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Ed

    • "Don't laugh!" said the patient, Ed. "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty...
    • pappas89
      Uploaded 12/17/2008
      • 486 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Animal whisperer

    • Cowboy: That your dog? Indian: Yep. Cowboy: Mind if I speak to him? Indian: Dog no talk. Cowboy: Hey dog,...
    • plattman92
      Uploaded 12/12/2008
      • 680 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Suit Up and Shut Up

    • A guy's standing in the bar - shirt, tie, suit. He looks kinda good. A girl comes up to him, sits on his lap, and puts her arm around him. She...
    • miniminkas
      Uploaded 12/12/2008
      • 681 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Voodoo Dick

    • There was once this newly weds and being the newly weds that they are they just love to fuck, they would fuck like constantly like every...
    • Radddude
      Uploaded 12/08/2008
      • 1.8k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Funny Prank On Ex-Girlfriend

    • This guy has put pictures and videos of his girlfriend on his website because she split up with him lmao, awesome joke to play on someone! Check...
    • TheInternetGuy
      Uploaded 12/01/2008
      • 1.5k Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Innuendos

    • I take off my clothes and walk up to you. You are always here, in this place, at this time, waiting to meet me. I reach down and grip your...
    • ubychi99
      Uploaded 12/01/2008
      • 1.5k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Check Your Dirty IQ

    • Questions: 1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I? 2. A finger...
    • earthwormjerm
      Uploaded 11/26/2008
      • 1.3k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Gay Dino

    • Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Its A-mega-sore-ass or how about... Q: What do u call a lesbian dinosaur? A: Its a...
    • hulkmv
      Uploaded 11/25/2008
      • 938 Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Sexy Thanksgiving

    • I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there, The lights seemed to shine down on you alone. I knew then I had to have...
    • Ryan1966
      Uploaded 11/21/2008
      • 604 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Why do men cheat?

    • Q: Why do men cheat on their wives? A: Because the grass is always shaved on the other side!!
    • cmurphy0923
      Uploaded 11/17/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • black eyes from women

    • A man with a black eye boards a plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a...
    • mrsirsouth
      Uploaded 11/10/2008
      • 976 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A Wife's Night Out

    • The other night a married woman was invited out for a night with the girls. She promised her husband that she would be home by...
    • poopinmypants
      Uploaded 11/09/2008
      • 3.2k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • The 7 Dwarves and the Pope

    • The 7 Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they are the 7 Dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack ...
    • poopinmypants
      Uploaded 11/09/2008
      • 3.2k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • halloween costume party mixup

    • A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. The day of the party the wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the...
    • mrsirsouth
      Uploaded 11/07/2008
      • 690 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • mission accomplished...

    • After nearly 35 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he...
    • Cbax819
      Uploaded 10/28/2008
      • 854 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Preparing For A Crash Landing

    • Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing!" The first lady put on all...
    • mayhem123
      Uploaded 10/27/2008
      • 534 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Great Blonde Kidnapping

    • A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground,...
    • mayhem123
      Uploaded 10/27/2008
      • 470 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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