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- I pulled out the gnarliest booger out of my nose and my gf said "NASTY! So what are you doing to do with that now?" and I said "Watch...
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- California injustice
- I just heard that a man somewhere out in California went into a local high school, shot the entire football team, all the coaches and the...
- scubadude 08/03/2011
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- Amy Winehouse
- Amy Winehouse did not die in vain. Now, what she shot into those veins....that's a different story.
- scubadude 07/27/2011
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- The Poor Old Drunk
- A drunken old man walked into a bar. He yells at the bartender, "Bartender get me a tequila!" The bartender gets him a tequila. The old...
- Armytron 05/13/2010
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- You will be punished
- Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting...
- ghoul_69 09/17/2009
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- Hunting Death
- A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back...
- duderinoMCduder 08/09/2009
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- Sex in a fox hole
- It's World War II and everyone is dug in to a foxhole. The private goes up to his Sargeant and tells him he has to take a shit really bad. The Sarge...
- mortgagemescott 05/06/2009
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- gorilla in a tree
- A woman woke up one morning to find a ferocious-looking gorilla in a tree on her African plantation. She quickly phoned the local game warden, who...
- idontwannakno 04/30/2009
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- The Bookkeeper
- A Mafia Godfather in Cleveland finds out that is bookkeeper has stolen $10 million from him. The bookkeeper is deaf... It was considered and...
- frost1102 03/01/2009
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- Osama's Valentine
- Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is...
- mortgagemescott 02/13/2009
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- Advice
- What should you do if your ex is limping around in your backyard, covered in blood, and screaming? Keep calm, focus, relax, reload, and shoot...
- brothertodd 01/14/2009
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- The Duck Hunter
- One night as a cop was making his usual rounds he decided to park next to a bar and catch a drunk driver as he left the bar. Well he saw one of the...
- hulkmv 11/30/2008
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- Bank Robbery
- A man charges into a bank wearing a balaclava and wielding a handgun. He shouts "This is a raid - everyone get on the floor!", and...
- ghoul_69 10/21/2008
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- Wise old Rooster
- A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK, old...
- mjp124 10/13/2008
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- Black people and basketball
- Little Johnny and his dad are watching an NBA game and notices all of the best players are black. So, little Johnny asks his dad," why are black...
- godlymcniff 10/02/2008
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- Old man fools police
- A man looked out his back window, and saw two guys breaking into his shed. So the man called the police and told them what was going...
- hyperlite4rydin 09/29/2008
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- Pig Shooting
- One afternoon a man says to his wife, you, me and the dogs are going pig shooting. They pack the truck and head off. They get there late at night and...
- heyyyfalcooone 07/26/2008
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- Little Johnny's Question
- A teacher asks her class, If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left? She calls on little Johnny. He...
- Disturbed01 07/21/2008
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- Shoot The Dog
- A man walked into his back yard one morning and found a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with a...
- heyyyfalcooone 07/11/2008
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- Pig in the bull bar
- A farmhand in Australia was out checking farm fences in his Landcruiser when he hit something. He radioed the farm for advice. "There's a pig...
- ghoul_69 07/03/2008
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- The dead hunter
- A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back...
- guywithknife 06/19/2008
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- One Shot
- A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk...
- jimmysamurai 05/29/2008
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- dumb blonde
- A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure...
- Hillbilly67341 02/20/2008
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- Shoot Her!
- A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the...
- skatesnow67 02/05/2008
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