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- Missing my ex-wife
- People used to always ask me if I missed my ex-wife. I would tell them, "Yes, with the first shot, but the second and third shots were right...
- scubadude 08/17/2011
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- Bank robbery
- A guy robs a bank and takes hostages. He says to the first hostage, "Did you see me rob the bank?" The hostage says, "Yes," and...
- Bowtiemafia 07/20/2011
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- Blonde Mugging
- Why did the mugger shoot the blonde? She kept giving him her Blackberry Pin Number www.facebook.com/roccodesertocomedy
- biggrock77 06/09/2011
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- shot glass
- A man walks up to the bartender and says, "Y'see that cup over there? I'll bet $100 that I can piss in it from here!" The bartender readily...
- kishandobaria 01/15/2011
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- Bank Robber
- A guy comes running out of a bank. He's holding a gun in one hand, and a bag of money in the other. First person he sees, he runs up to them and...
- philly_g28 01/05/2011
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- NONSENSE!!
- Peter was bored one day so he walked down to the local library in search of some pickled-snowboards and all he could find was ranch sauce.... so he...
- sterobj 12/10/2010
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- See if I got this right
- SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!! IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR. IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER...
- iamking837 11/15/2010
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- CHUCK NORRIS SLAMMING A DOOR
- Chuck norris can slam a REVOLVING door shut... yes, only chuck norris...
- sterobj 10/30/2010
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- GREAT CHUCK NORRIS JOKE!!! READ THIS!!!
- Chuck norris does not need another car to jump start your car, He just hooks the jumper cables right to his nipples..
- sterobj 10/29/2010
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- NEW GREAT CHUCK NORRIS!!!!
- Lance armstrong, the famous bike racer, actually lost every race to chuck norris, but still won every time because Chuck Norris was always...
- sterobj 10/25/2010
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- NEW CHUCK NORRIS JOKE
- When chuck norris plays rock paper scissors, he wins everytime because he chooses rock, an no one dares to cover his fist with paper... and nobody...
- sterobj 10/25/2010
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- Mike's dead
- Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, Did your hear the news - Mike is dead??!!! Woah, what the hell happened to him? Well he was on...
- amphora13579 02/24/2010
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- cumm darling
- A man ask his wife "darling may I cum in your ear?" the wife replies NO I might go def!" the man replies "that's funny I cum in...
- NUTSANDGUTS 11/08/2009
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- Camo clothing
- There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior...
- mortgagemescott 05/13/2009
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- Brokeback Mountain--Deputy Addition
- A few overworked deputy sheriffs deserved a vaction, together they decided to go on a mountain retreat. Since police officers are so underpaid, they...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/19/2009
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- The Duck Hunter
- A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak.... He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just...
- milestyles55 02/19/2009
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- The Farmers Daughters
- Theres a farmer with three daughters who are all going out on a date on the same night. The farmer, being protective, decides to meet each of their...
- xxErikEhlertxx 01/22/2009
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- nightmare
- Q:Why do black people have nightmares? A:The last one that had a dream got shot
- Sansone523 01/15/2009
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- Bob and the hitman
- One day, Bob left home and headed to the local tavern on top of the hill. After sitting down and ordering a beer, Bob noticed the man on the stool...
- sindicate 12/21/2008
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- Two Daughters And A Son
- A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily...
- GoneAway 12/15/2008
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- triplets
- A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach....
- swifttallon 12/15/2008
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- Twas The Night After Christmas
- 'Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer, the beer had gone flat and the pizza was staler. The tube socks hung empty, no candies...
- AWSmith 12/14/2008
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- Hello Operator?
- The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The...
- man1of1steel 12/08/2008
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- Blonde Shoots Herself
- A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency...
- man1of1steel 12/07/2008
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- When hell freezes over
- Olli was a bad person his whole life and then one day he died and went to hell. When Olli gets to hell the devil cranks up the heat a little big...
- 5hockeychick7 10/26/2008
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- Hunting Joke
- A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back...
- BensCrazyVideos 10/24/2008
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- The Old Rooster
- A chicken farmer noticed that his rooster of several years was getting very old and slack in his job. He decied to go to the market and buy a new...
- Shadeofdespair 09/11/2008
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- Now What?
- A 911 operator received a phone call from a hysterical man who shouted "My friend is dead! He was hit by a car and his body flipped in the air...
- Shadeofdespair 09/10/2008
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- Secret to a Happy Marriage
- A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter...
- djohn23 08/05/2008
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- Shot The Dog
- A ranch woman takes her three sons to the doctor for physicals for the first time in their lives. The doctor examines the boys and tells the...
- Disturbed01 07/21/2008
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- Perfect Tee Shot
- Golfer stood at the 18th tee looking toward the club house approximately 500 yards away. He recognized the brilliant color of his wifes dress and...
- heyyyfalcooone 07/16/2008
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- Aunt Mildred
- Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just...
- heyyyfalcooone 07/08/2008
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- Drinking away your sorrows
- A man rushes into a saloon and starts knocking back shots of Jack Daniels, as fast as the bartender can pour them. "Trying to drown your...
- florida_redneck 07/02/2008
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- The man at the bar part two
- Ninth: and so on.... until SPLAT!!! and the bar tender said, "you can be a real jerk when your drunk Superman
- morepaincom 06/25/2008
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- The man at the bar
- So a man walks into a bar on night and asks for a drink. Unfortunately the bar was on the fourteenth floor. So the man orders a shot of their hardest...
- morepaincom 06/25/2008
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- Shotgun
- Yo Mama is like a shotgun... give her a cock, she blows!
- morepaincom 06/20/2008
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- The Big Shot
- The Big Shot A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there,...
- deathmetal 06/10/2008
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