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    • Good Morning
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    • How to die
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    • My ex-wife's murder
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    • Obama in the white house...
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    • No Sleep
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    • Church Service
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    • how many womans?
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    • insomnia
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    • 3 dogs at the Vet
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    • Is it clear?
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    • Train Sleeping Carriage
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    • birth control pills
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    • Just Reading
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    • Female Doctor Couldn't Sleep
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    • Just need a nap
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    • Mr. Winkey
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    • Hunting Trip
    • The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them...
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    • Asleep at the Wheel
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    • Burns and Oprah
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    • He's just Dog Tired...
    • An old tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well fed belly that he had a home. He followed me into the...
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    • Asleep in Church
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    • Bar Toast
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    • Sleep with me mommy
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    • Old Couple Sleep
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    • Psychology Student
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    • Dogs
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    • Good Nights Sleep
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    • Passengers
    • I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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    • the best joke ever
    • Three guys were at camp. They had to bunk two to a room.No one wanted to room with mike caus he snored. They decided it wasn't fair to make one...
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    • bitchy
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    • Nightmare
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    • Revenge.
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