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- What do you call a smart blonde?
- Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A: A golden retriever
- xOHHNOOx 06/07/2012
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- When Girls Don't Put Out!
- I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I...
- JamesForce 04/27/2012
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- Smart Technology
- So, we've had smart phones, now we have smart tvs. We haven't always had these things, but we've always had dumb people. ??
- jiggersnot 08/12/2011
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- 5 of the best Smart Alec answers ever
- #5 It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane: "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man seated in...
- pullmoll 06/06/2011
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- UFO vs Blonde
- Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
- lameokid 06/01/2011
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- Smart Chick
- Chick walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to...
- Frogbob 05/24/2011
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- Blonde Gets Pulled Over
- A blonde was speeding down a highway 'til a cop pulled her over. He asked if he could see her driver's license. She turned away and started...
- ciammettic 05/08/2011
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- Dumb Blonde Joke
- So there was a dumb blonde at the coke machine. She put $.50 in and pushed a button and a coke popped out. She put $1.00 in, pushed a button, a coke...
- murcked 04/28/2011
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- Blonde and car
- Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this...
- armyboyy33 02/26/2011
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- Blonde and a PIG
- A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked, "Where did you...
- armyboyy33 02/26/2011
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- only SMART blonde
- What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.
- sexydude001 12/30/2010
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- smart blonde?
- What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but you never see them.
- sexydude001 12/30/2010
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- The most intelligent joke ever.
- Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, to whom.
- jester4392 12/15/2010
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- Tax office and the rabbi
- At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books, he turned to the...
- wert89 11/13/2010
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- The Weekend
- A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. In fact it was the biggest store in the world - you could get anything...
- ThomasPHoolery 11/08/2010
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- NYC Parking
- A Women walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to...
- joebsobe 08/25/2010
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- Too Smart for First Grade
- A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered,...
- RndmAcesmemry 08/15/2010
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- One Smart Mom
- John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn't help but notice how attractive his roommate Judy was. She had...
- bigpimpinmp 02/26/2010
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- smart ass answers
- Smart Ass Answer #5: A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the...
- knightfisher 12/03/2009
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- Office Arithmetic
- OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee =...
- the_dream_35 10/09/2009
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- Random Joke
- There's a smart blonde, Tyrannosaurs Rex, and Godzilla. Their all on top of a 80ft building.. They all jump off at same time. Who lands...
- Scorpio31197 09/14/2009
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- Smart Lawyer, Smarter Cop
- A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. Of course he thinks he is smarter than the deputy because he's big shot lawyer...
- KingRolo0503 09/08/2009
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- smart cad driver
- a new york city cab driver was roaming the streets after dark on a rainy night. and all of a sudden, a gorgeous, tall, thin, well rounded...
- smodaddy 09/04/2009
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- Smart Salesman
- A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked, "Sir, would you like to buy a bottle of this mouthwash for...
- xxfregiltxx 08/08/2009
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- the captain's parrot
- A magician worked on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience was different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over...
- smodaddy 07/12/2009
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- smart blonde?
- There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of...
- popdaddy123 07/08/2009
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- she didn't get a ticket
- a young lady was speeding down a highway when she crossed a bridge. unfortunatly, a highway man was waiting on the other side with a radar gun. ...
- smodaddy 06/30/2009
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- Obama and the Three Prostitues
- Barack Obama was looking for a prostitute. He found three such girls in a local bar, a blond, a brunette and a redhead. To the redhead he...
- Ihazadream 06/29/2009
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- And You Thought Blond's Are Dumb
- A blond and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Boston to Seattle. The lawyer asks if he would like to play a fun game. The...
- ladj 05/24/2009
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- No Sex Tonight
- One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel...
- asphyx 05/14/2009
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- How Smart is your Right Foot?
- You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this!!! It is from an orthopaedic surgeon............ This will boggle your mind...
- abbottwar 04/20/2009
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- Men strike back, Again!
- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told...
- abbottwar 04/10/2009
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- Confucius Wis-dumb
- Confucius say... ...woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam. ...man with penis in peanut butter, fucking nuts. ...man who puts penis in...
- frost1102 04/06/2009
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- blondes...
- There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of...
- LookItsThatGirl 03/22/2009
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- HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE VERY FAST
- George Phillips, an elderly man, from Vancouver, B.C., was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed,...
- abbottwar 03/21/2009
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- Marijuana Firewood
- 'Hello, Is this the Police Station?' 'Yes. What can I do for you?' 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Jack Murphy...He's...
- Mikemisat 03/11/2009
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- smart women
- what is the smartest thing to ever come out of a womens mouth? einsteins cock!!!
- bigdeer158 02/09/2009
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- Smart-ass College Student
- A college professor reminds her class of the following day's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. ...
- Tom7997 01/30/2009
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- Dumb Dog
- Two men are sitting down in a bar drinking, when a labrador comes strolling into the bar with a small bag around his neck. He sits on a bar stool and...
- djhunter3000 01/19/2009
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- Smart Doggy
- A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back again....
- lorddread 01/16/2009
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