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- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- Dog with a missing nose.
- Guy1: "My Dog has no nose." Guy2: "How does he smell?" Guy1: "Terrible."
- TheDjayAnas 08/18/2011
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- Excuse me miss
- A man and a woman are riding up on an elevator. The man looks at the woman and says, "Can I smell your pussy?" She replies "Hell...
- thedeacon 08/04/2011
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- Why do black people smell so bad?
- Q: Why do black people smell so bad? A: We'll never know
- iRaid 07/06/2011
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- A dying old man
- A very old man lay dying in his bed. In death's doorway, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookie wafting up the stairs....
- ThomasPHoolery 01/20/2011
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- Asian farts don't smell
- A little old Asian lady goes to the doctor in China, and says, “Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it doesn’t bother me too much… my farts...
- amphora13579 03/03/2010
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- Skunk
- A man and woman are driving down the road at night, in the rain, when they come across a skunk in the road. The man slows down and says to his wife...
- frigoffrick 08/10/2009
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- Blonde Joke
- A blonde is showing off her new tattoo of a giant seashell on her inner thigh.. Her friends ask her why she would get such a tattoo and in that...
- Dogfart 07/20/2009
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- Clean farts
- There's a woman that has a big problem when it came to farting.She farts all the time, yet is never be able to smell or hear them. So one day she...
- mortgagemescott 05/13/2009
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- Monkey Smells
- A man was walking down the street with a baby ape in his arms when a friend stopped him and asked what he was doing with the chimp."I just...
- mortgagemescott 05/06/2009
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- How to pick up women
- A guy is walking past a bus stop and says to a woman "Can I smell your puss?" "Go away, no you can't smell my puss!" the woman...
- mortgagemescott 02/11/2009
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- Senility is Bliss
- An old lady came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem: "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless,...
- saneenough 01/29/2009
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- Blind man Restaurant
- A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm...
- staceface 01/28/2009
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- old lady
- This old lady walks into the Doctor's office and says, "Doctor, please help me. I have a terrible problem with farting. It's not really a...
- DarkShadow 01/22/2009
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- Old woman in an elevator
- An old woman is in an elevator when a beautiful smelling woman gets in. The woman says, "L'Air D'or, one hundred dollars an ounce. The elevator...
- nutbuster 11/20/2008
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- Frozen Skunk
- A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the...
- xg11 11/17/2008
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- Lesbian's apartment
- What would you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian's apartment? Poupourri.
- Mikemisat 11/06/2008
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- Farting Diagnoses
- Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?" Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time," The Doctor nods,...
- AFran226 06/05/2008
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- Nice Smelling Hair
- A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells...
- akn220 05/29/2008
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- Worst Knock Knock Joke Ever
- Knock Knock Who's there? Smell Mop... Smell Mop Who and for those i need to explain it to Smell Mop Who = Smell My...
- mclewis_13 05/07/2008
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- Smells
- A guy gets onto an elevator and begins to ride down to the lobby of his building. Half way down the elevator stops and a beautiful woman gets on....
- mortgagemescott 03/19/2008
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- 2 Million People
- What do you get when you add a million lesbians to the million man march? 2 Million people that don't do dick.
- ebaumfag 03/07/2008
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- Three Whores
- Three whores decide to see who has the biggest snatch. They get naked, and start fingering themselves and each other. After a few minutes, the...
- mortgagemescott 02/29/2008
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- Can I Smell Your Balls?
- A guy walks into an elivator. A lady is standing next to him and asks "can i smell your balls?" The guy looks at her and says no, of...
- R2D2 02/19/2008
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- smelling pussy
- A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your...
- heyjude 02/11/2008
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