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- People always talking about homophobia in America
- But they burn fags in Britain all the time.
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR COLLEGE ROOMMATE
- * Smoke jimson weed. Do whatever comes naturally. * Switch the sheets on your beds with the next door neighbors. * Twitch a lot. *...
- pappas21 06/29/2011
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- A new name for mary jane!
- One day a man named larry was walking down the path in a park smoking a one hitter of some really dank weed, he got so stoned that he started to say...
- sterobj 12/30/2010
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- Do what you want with me
- A husband came home from work one day to find his wife waiting at the door in a very provocative nightie. She took him by the hand and they went...
- bigDbigW 08/06/2010
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- can you belive
- can you belive the things people do? when i was at church i sat next to this girl and in the middle of prayer she lit a ciggarette i was so shocked...
- midget_dance 06/17/2009
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- Smoking weed tips n tricks. Im High At The Moment
- Weed, tips and tricks. - Only smoke with people you know won't become a buzzkill. - When smoking, take a huge hit, hold it, then blow out half of...
- bonghit45 05/20/2009
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- Little Boy Fishing With Grandpap
- It was a bright sunny day out on the lake in Michigan. A litle 13 year old boy was out fishing with his grandpap out on the lake. An hour after being...
- Dead4Decades 12/09/2008
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- Marijuana Firewood
- MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD' > Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?' > 'Yes. What can I do for you?' > 'I'm calling to report 'bout my...
- adc58 11/16/2008
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- Cigarettes Women
- Q: What do smoking a cigarette, and eating a girl out have in common? A: The flavor gets stronger the closer you get to the butt.
- JISM22 10/13/2008
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- Blowing Smoke
- Three guys are arrested in an adult book store and appear before the judge. He asks the first guy to stand: "What is your name?" he...
- TigRoux 09/17/2008
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- New Nursery Rhyme
- Mary had a little snatch... a tennie tiny hole, Johnny couldnt fit it in, with his massive manly pole. he greased her up and squirmed and...
- djohn23 08/22/2008
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- Carpet Installer
- A carpet installer decides to take a cigarette break after completing the installation in the first of several rooms he has to do. Finding them...
- heyyyfalcooone 07/19/2008
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- Roll Your Own
- A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The salesgirl notices him and asks if she can help him. He answers that he...
- heyyyfalcooone 07/18/2008
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- Marijuana In The Kitchen
- A lady writes in to her local newspaper's advice column: Hi, I think that my son might have a marajuana plant growing in my kitchen. What should I...
- heyyyfalcooone 07/10/2008
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- Live to be 80?
- I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab test, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A...
- ghoul_69 07/03/2008
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- The Most Functional English Word
- Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell...
- heyyyfalcooone 06/30/2008
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- Excuse to smoke
- Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always after the girl to quit smoking. One afternoon, she lit up after some love...
- EbaumsKing 06/23/2008
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- hick joke
- how did the little hick girl know her mother was having her period her brothers dick tasted funny
- wsporter115 06/10/2008
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- A long happy life
- One afternoon, a woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she...
- mortgagemescott 06/05/2008
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- Confusion
- The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walking round his new parish, after leaving his wife in bed with the Sunday papers, her cup of tea,...
- branmistar 03/08/2008
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- Not old enough
- A grampa takes his 10 year old grandson fishing for the first time. While they sit in the boat waiting for a bite, the grandpa takes a swig of rye...
- Jesse12345 02/27/2008
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- Pot Smoking Monkey
- A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard looks up and says to the monkey, "What are you doing?" The monkey says,...
- TheMadKnight 02/10/2008
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