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- Sneaky mother!
- A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his...
- DangerousWoods 04/03/2013
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- A Jewish kid asks his dad for $5
- He answers, "Four dollars? What do you need three dollars for?"
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- un-lucky young man
- A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man...
- itsbriand_bitch 01/14/2012
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- The Three Phases of Boobs
- A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers,...
- Chavez1977 10/01/2011
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- 2 Cannibals
- Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a...
- BadMrFroster 08/24/2011
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- Ever Done Anything Wild?
- An older gentleman was standing at a bus stop, observing a young man with orange, green, and blue spiked hair. After a few moments, the young man...
- ThomasPHoolery 11/12/2010
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- Swallowed a Condom
- One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I...
- picbutt 10/29/2010
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- Blind Masturbating
- Dad says to his son, "Don't masterbate to much because you will go blind." Son says, "I'm over here?"
- picbutt 10/28/2010
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- what does that mean?
- once there was an amazing,rich family with a father, a mother, a teenage daughter and a young son. One day the queen and the queens family came to...
- epicmeansjacob 10/26/2010
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- Father and Son
- A young boy comes home from school one day, and on going to his room, he hears thumping and squeaking from his parents' room. He naively opens the...
- bigDbigW 08/26/2010
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- Son of a Bh!
- Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned." Priest: "What have you done my child?" Girl: "I called a man a son of a...
- Frankielike 08/03/2010
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- Thoughtful age progression.
- I'm going to take a picture of my firstborn and use age progression software to figure out what he'll look like when he's 16. Then I'm going to...
- lorddread 07/08/2010
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- Dad's expectation
- A dad's expectation It is Tim's sixteenth birthday, his dad is very excited. His dad always wanted him to be a macho type of boy. A boy who is very...
- LayariG 04/20/2010
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- The preacher's son.
- An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men...
- DarthTolkien 03/20/2010
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- Best Yahoo answer of all time
- Gary - Is worried his son is gay and "wants to get him checked." Using some sort of "hormone check" or "Vocal Cord...
- yuri_vaultin 08/17/2009
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- Bad spelling
- The farmer and his wife had worked hard, they scrimped and saved to send their son to college. As soon as he had enrolled, he started to grow a...
- rondetto 07/20/2009
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- Daddy
- Group: Members Posts: 24,914 Joined: May 1 2006 Contact: [User is offline] PM Gold: 1.74 Trader: Not Rated Warn: 0% ((((RING)))) **Pick...
- usmansimjee 07/19/2009
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- Head goes to the bar
- A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a...
- musicman6969 07/13/2009
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- Hunting humans
- One day a father shark decided it was time to teach his son how to hunt humans. They got close to a beach so the father could set an example. ...
- ziggyvenus 07/01/2009
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- Guy who ate his son
- Did you hear about the guy who ate his son? He didn't know his wife was pregnant.
- coastal 06/14/2009
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- A Flat Stomach
- A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts,...
- PrintRoomDan 05/13/2009
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- The haircut
- A young boy had just received his driver's permit and asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal...
- DarthTolkien 05/07/2009
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- Pulling out
- A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his...
- swifttallon 04/09/2009
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- A Couple Of Shots
- There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's the matter?"...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/21/2009
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- watch what you say to mom
- John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help noticing how beautiful John’s roommate was. She had long been...
- Pandanate 03/01/2009
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- Son in law
- One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In the middle of catching...
- twcdotcom 02/18/2009
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- Perfect Breakfast from a mans perspective
- You’re sitting at the table and your son is on the cover of Wheaties, your mistress is on the cover of Playboy, and your wife is on the back of the...
- mortgagemescott 02/12/2009
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- Do You Know Me?
- A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he...
- Syrus 02/12/2009
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- Why parents drink
- A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope,...
- sheltonx 02/05/2009
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- April Fools
- It was April first when a young father went to the hospital to see his newly born son. Standing outside the glass partition, the nurse pointed to his...
- saneenough 01/29/2009
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- Don't Masturbate
- The father tells his son, "Son, you better stop masturbating. You'll go blind one day." The son says, "Dad, I'm over here."
- PeppersGhost 01/28/2009
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- Gay sons
- Four men went golfing together one day; three headed to the first tee and one went into the club house to take care of the bill. The three men...
- caroldaniel67 01/24/2009
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- Dead Mailman
- One night, after Gary tucks his son into bed, he hears mumbling coming from his son's room. he sees what the mumbling is and he sees that his son is...
- dimeforevercfh 01/22/2009
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- Cold water clean
- This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean. John went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very...
- Riley 01/19/2009
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- The right way.
- A young Father has finally had enough of his son's wetting his pants, and takes him aside. "Son", said the Father, "You are going...
- Riley 01/18/2009
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- A beautiful flower
- A man is giving his teenage son "the talk". After describing the more technical details of conception, he goes into describing the beauty...
- Riley 01/18/2009
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- in the drugstore
- A little boy and his father walk into a drugstore and proceed down the aisle with the condoms. The little boy sees a 3-pack of Trojans and asks his...
- dcervenka05 01/17/2009
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- A Letter From A Redneck Mother To Her Son
- Dear Son, I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that most...
- Riley 01/15/2009
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