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    • Virginity
    • I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night... I wanted my first time to be special.
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    • Turkey Style
    • "Well, dear what's it to be tonight?" said the amorous hubby."Hmmm ... I'm in the mood for something special tonight, how about turkey style?"...
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    • Baskin Robbins
    • The weekend before Easter the Baskin Robbins in my town ran a one time promotion. For just a couple of bucks you could have all the ice cream and...
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    • Like A Slinky
    • A special ed kid is like a slinky; they both put a smile on your face when you shove them down the stairs.
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    • Special!
    • I don't care if you lick windows, take the short bus or occasionally pee on yourself... You hang in there sunshine. You are friggin special!
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    • Super Heroes
    • On a peaceful afternoon without no crimes to fight superman was really bored, and he really needed something to do. So he asked spider man if...
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    • Retards
    • Q: How do you kill a retard? A: Give him a knife and say "Who's special?"
    • GAT0R 08/29/2008
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    • Don't Leave Him Hanging
    • Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped...
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    • A Special Day
    • Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is." "Of course I do," he...
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    • Special Forces
    • The latest ploy to drive the Taliban and Al Queda out of the mountains of Afghanistan is to send in a team of Alabama Special Forces. Billy Bob,...
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    • A special teachers day
    • On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shooked it, held...
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    • Gold Medal
    • What's better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded
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    • Special Olympics
    • Arguing over the internet is like competing in the special Olympics. Even if you win, your still retarded.
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    • Lifes a Ball
    • My girlfreind told me they're not wrinkles they're laughter lines. And do you know, thats the nicest thing anyone's said about my scrotum.
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    • Bull Marbles
    • A tourist goes into a restaurant in Spain and orders the specialty of the house. When his dinner arrives, he asks the waiter what it is....
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