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- State the obvious
- My family and I were at a friend's house for a barbecue when it started to rain.My son moaned, "The rain is wet."My friend laughed and...
- poityb 04/26/2012
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- New State Mottos.
- Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity. Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong! Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat. Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't...
- floydboy8 05/31/2009
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- Buddy and his wife Edna went to the Fair
- Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, and every year Buddy would say, 'Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter.' Edna always...
- abbottwar 05/03/2009
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- A blind man vists the state of Texas
- There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are...
- solidsnake4545 01/19/2009
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- Rules For Entering Texas
- These apply to every person as they enter Texas. Learn ’em & ’member ’em. East Coast and California-types should pay particular attention! 1....
- AWSmith 01/04/2009
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- Texas Laws
- It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their...
- AWSmith 01/04/2009
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- Nice Watch
- A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his...
- Papachabre 12/13/2008
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- The State Fair
- Little Evan was working for the state fair by directing cars to parking spaces. It was a a really busy night at the state fair, and the line for cars...
- littleevan 08/28/2008
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- YOU GOTTA HAVE FAITH
- Every year at the state fair Paul entered the lottery for the brand new truck and lost. This year, he told his friend David, he wasn't going to...
- BIC1559 07/26/2008
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- California
- 158 YEARS AGO California became a state, The state had no electricity. The state had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were...
- djohn23 07/10/2008
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- Telepathic Watch
- A very handsome and even more confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then...
- fiveonefiveoh 07/03/2008
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- Dodging Traffic
- These three guys managed to get to the top of the Empire State Building to show off the length of their manhoods. The first one opened his fly and...
- mortgagemescott 06/05/2008
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- Empire State Building
- There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American. They...
- L_o_L 05/26/2008
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- Guess who knows the state capitals?
- A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced, "go ahead, ask me any of the...
- barroncx 03/04/2008
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