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.Brought me back to life. .I enjoy your taste. .After smoking you, I relax and let the past erase from my mind like chalk on a...
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Ramblings of the Stoned XI
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"Write drunk, edit sober." - Ernest Hemingway-If people have evolved into smarter beings, that must mean sassy comebacks have also evolved. ...
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