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- monkey butt
- One day far in the jungle, a lion woke up really sick. So he held a big meeting asking all the animals in the jungle to come. He told all the...
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- Two Liners
- What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic = using a feather Kinky = using the whole chicken Here I sit in misty vapour in a...
- wyattearp 03/20/2011
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- Dead Dog Layin' In The Road
- Q: What's the difference between a dead dog laying in the road, and a dead black guy laying in the road? A: There's skid marks infront of the dog.
- lilbuster444 09/10/2010
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- A suspicious blond
- A blonde girl is suspecting her boyfriend for cheating on her, so evidently she desides to surprice him with a visit. And it was just as she...
- CameOnYourFace 08/19/2010
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- Blonde with tits
- Why did the blonde have square tits? Forgot to take the tissue out of the box!!
- Bradenn 03/18/2010
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- Funny Test Answers
- These are actual test answers from 16 year old kids in England. Q. Name the four seasons A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar The following...
- wxb200 02/04/2010
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- Don't Fart In Bed
- This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/21/2009
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- Blonde joke
- Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away, Florida...
- shoots222 01/02/2009
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- Italian Men
- At the World Women's Conference, the first speaker from England stood up: "At last year's conference we spoke about being more assertive with...
- soccerkid8306 01/01/2009
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- Stupid stuff my boss has said this month
- “As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and...
- Ragoy 11/08/2008
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- Christmas fun
- A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room....
- crayzykyle 08/25/2008
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- Twenty Dollars
- Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself. He says "Oh, no. Now my wife will kill me". His...
- tmaster 06/14/2008
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- No Food For You
- A little boy came down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores. Not yet, said the little boy. His mother...
- ILikeIt 06/05/2008
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- Empire State Building
- There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American. They...
- L_o_L 05/26/2008
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- jewish guy
- A Jewish guy walks into a wall with a boner what happens? He hits his nose
- cheeseman747 05/25/2008
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- Dead Rabbit
- This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics. He...
- studmuffin75 05/15/2008
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- Some kind of joke.
- Ok, so a white guy, a black guy, a Mexican, a priest, a rabbi, a Muslim, a giraffe, a nun, a gorilla, a policeman, a prostitute, a french guy, a...
- BiGuy 05/11/2008
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- Barracudas and Lawyers
- What's the difference between a Barracuda and a lawyer? One is a bottom-feeding, blood-sucking leach and the other is a fish.
- benwah3000 05/06/2008
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- Blonde Rage
- A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the...
- BiGuy 05/05/2008
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- old lady places a personal ad.....
- An old widow decides to place a personal ad. it reads, "older woman seeking a man who wont beat me, wont run out on me, and has to still be good...
- crash49646 04/29/2008
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- Fun things to do at the movie theater
- 1. Whe you get to the candy counter, order the biggest size of popcorn they have, and then stare at it for several moments and burst out crying.
- fluffy0812 04/03/2008
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- What a frog asks his psychic
- A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about...
- KlumperMe 03/26/2008
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- What a frog asks his psychic
- A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about...
- KlumperMe 03/26/2008
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- usefull stuff
- Tape a chocolate bar to the outside of your microwave. If the chocolate melts you will know that the microwaves are escaping and it is time to have...
- WIIWARRIOR 02/22/2008
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- what a cheating bitch
- A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had...
- garrett_the_dog 02/14/2008
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- peoples names pt.4
- Tess Steckle Therese R. Green, Teresa Green Thomas Richard Harry Tim Burr Tom A. Toe Tom Katt Tom MorrowTy Coon, Ty Knotts Virginia...
- Big_Steve_91 02/11/2008
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- peoples names pt.3
- Paige Turner Park A. Studebaker Pat Downe (a real person) Pat McCann Pearl Button Pearl E. Gates, Pearl E. White Peg Legge Penny Dollar (real...
- Big_Steve_91 02/11/2008
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- peoples names pt.2
- Kelly Green Kenny Penny Kenya Dewit Kerry Oki King Queene Lake Speed (a real person, NASCAR race car driver) Lance Boyle, Lance Butts Laura...
- Big_Steve_91 02/11/2008
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