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    • men and women
    • God punished men when Eve took a bite of the apple. Women's punishment was to give birth and men's punishment was to live with women. So God...
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    • Gator Trick
    • A man limps into a bar with a cane and alligator. The bartender stops him and says "Hold on a second here - you can't bring that animal in...
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    • Blonde
    • Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it
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    • windy day
    • A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that...
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    • A Good Friend Of Mine
    • DarthTolkien is a good friend of mine He sucks my dick almost all the time Sometimes for a nickle sometimes for a dime And fifty cents for...
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    • What do I look like?
    • A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs...
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    • Canadian Joke
    • An American, a Scot and a Canuk were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died...
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    • Skinny guy goes to prison
    • A skinny guy goes to prison. On arrival he is told he is going to share a prison cell with another inmate because of over crowding. He is...
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    • Screwed Twice
    • A woman was shopping in a store and started heading to the check-out. When she was up, the cashier looked at her and then looked at her two sons...
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    • Happened to my Grandpa once
    • An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks...
    • the_big_bad 12/21/2008
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    • Special Desire
    • Ahmed was a high ranking official in King Akbar's court. However he had one long standing wish - to suck the Queen's voluptuous breasts to his...
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    • One-Armed Man
    • A one-armed man walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender, noticing the sad look on the man's face asks him what's the...
    • irock_2006 12/11/2008
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    • The Thumbs Up Joke
    • Johny Luck was in Vegas. He thought with his last name he couldnt go wrong. Well he was wrong. For seven days he had been wrong. Ol Johny Luck...
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    • Just Can't Win
    • A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that...
    • blitzkrieg564 12/04/2008
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    • DIRTY BUM
    • A homeless bum was standing outside an office building asking for change. A well-dressed young lady, with both hands full with a briefcase and a...
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    • DEAD BABY JOKES!
    • Whats more fun that swinging a baby on a string? Stopping it with a shovel. Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead...
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    • Free Fall
    • A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that...
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    • Michelle Obama
    • What does Michelle Obama do after she shaves her pussy? Sends him off to work
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    • Falling
    • A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that...
    • Nuck_4_Life 09/30/2008
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    • Not Office Safe
    • Top ten unusual comments on Monica Lewinsky's "Intern Performance Report" 10. Truly an eager beaver. 9. Uses too much teeth. 8....
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    • The married life
    • One night a couple was lying in bed. the husband was feeling frisky, so he tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm to...
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    • no hard
    • ok so tonight i was with this hot chick who i have previously fucked around with. Last time we had sex, i was hard and gave her a whirling...
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    • Sex Poetry
    • Roses are red, Pickles are green, I love your legs, and what's in between Kissing is a habit, Fucking is a game, Guys get all the...
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    • Chicago Cubs
    • The other day was Take Your Daughter To Work day. The Cubs had a fun time, played a little scrimmage against their daughters. Unfortunately they...
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    • Baby Bear
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    • Thoughtful Golfer
    • A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long...
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    • Great Writer
    • There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define great, he said, "I want...
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    • An Interrupted Journey
    • On preparing to return home from an out of town trip, a man got a small puppy as a present for his son. Not having time to get the paperwork to...
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    • Bill and Bob
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    • Nipple Bumps
    • WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? It's Braille for 'suck here'.
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