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    • men and women

    • God punished men when Eve took a bite of the apple. Women's punishment was to give birth and men's punishment was to live with women. So God...
    • kraftdinner200
      Uploaded 10/27/2011
      • 658 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Ugly Kid

    • What sex position makes the ugliest child? Ask your mom.
    • wyattearp
      Uploaded 03/12/2011
      • 1.3k Views
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    • Gator Trick

    • A man limps into a bar with a cane and alligator. The bartender stops him and says "Hold on a second here - you can't bring that animal in...
    • FuckUSAFA
      Uploaded 10/15/2010
      • 701 Views
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    • Blonde

    • Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it
    • westside14
      Uploaded 09/09/2010
      • 559 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • windy day

    • A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that...
    • UNUSERNAME
      Uploaded 04/29/2010
      • 1.4k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • A Good Friend Of Mine

    • DarthTolkien is a good friend of mine He sucks my dick almost all the time Sometimes for a nickle sometimes for a dime And fifty cents for...
    • Armytron
      Uploaded 03/19/2010
      • 770 Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • What do I look like?

    • A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs...
    • GAMBLE7177
      Uploaded 02/16/2010
      • 1.3k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Canadian Joke

    • An American, a Scot and a Canuk were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died...
    • guinness13494
      Uploaded 12/15/2009
      • 1k Views
      • 14 Comments
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    • why so gay?

    • Why so many gays on ebaums? BEcause you guys are faggots!
    • CJones
      Uploaded 12/08/2009
      • 970 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • DragonBall Z joke

    • how many dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 but it takes 3 episodes
    • popdaddy123
      Uploaded 06/30/2009
      • 5.6k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Minorities Strike Back!!!!!

    • How many white men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, white men will screw anything. What's the difference between a white man...
    • rockzilla411
      Uploaded 05/26/2009
      • 603 Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Skinny guy goes to prison

    • A skinny guy goes to prison. On arrival he is told he is going to share a prison cell with another inmate because of over crowding. He is...
    • Colincho21
      Uploaded 04/01/2009
      • 1.8k Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • An Accountant goes to jail

    • A nerdy accountant is sent to jail for embezzlement and they put him in a cell with a huge evil looking guy. The big guy says, "I want to...
    • yuri_vaultin
      Uploaded 02/27/2009
      • 643 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • 1 thing this couple has in common

    • A married couple goes to a marriage counselor to work out some problems. The counselor sits them on the couch and says 'For starters, lets...
    • Mikemisat
      Uploaded 02/14/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Screwed Twice

    • A woman was shopping in a store and started heading to the check-out. When she was up, the cashier looked at her and then looked at her two sons...
    • blitzkrieg564
      Uploaded 01/17/2009
      • 700 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Happened to my Grandpa once

    • An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks...
    • the_big_bad
      Uploaded 12/21/2008
      • 473 Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Special Desire

    • Ahmed was a high ranking official in King Akbar's court. However he had one long standing wish - to suck the Queen's voluptuous breasts to his...
    • GoneAway
      Uploaded 12/15/2008
      • 707 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • One-Armed Man

    • A one-armed man walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender, noticing the sad look on the man's face asks him what's the...
    • irock_2006
      Uploaded 12/11/2008
      • 9.1k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Thumbs Up Joke

    • Johny Luck was in Vegas. He thought with his last name he couldnt go wrong. Well he was wrong. For seven days he had been wrong. Ol Johny Luck...
    • juffan
      Uploaded 12/07/2008
      • 1.5k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Just Can't Win

    • A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that...
    • blitzkrieg564
      Uploaded 12/04/2008
      • 873 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • DIRTY BUM

    • A homeless bum was standing outside an office building asking for change. A well-dressed young lady, with both hands full with a briefcase and a...
    • TheCommentator
      Uploaded 11/13/2008
      • 714 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • DEAD BABY JOKES!

    • Whats more fun that swinging a baby on a string? Stopping it with a shovel. Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead...
    • FuckingTwisted
      Uploaded 11/12/2008
      • 1.4k Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Free Fall

    • A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that...
    • LittleRedClone
      Uploaded 11/10/2008
      • 566 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Michelle Obama

    • What does Michelle Obama do after she shaves her pussy? Sends him off to work
    • bgamble
      Uploaded 10/28/2008
      • 1.6k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Falling

    • A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that...
    • Nuck_4_Life
      Uploaded 09/30/2008
      • 648 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Not Office Safe

    • Top ten unusual comments on Monica Lewinsky's "Intern Performance Report" 10. Truly an eager beaver. 9. Uses too much teeth. 8....
    • Slughorn
      Uploaded 08/16/2008
      • 1.2k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • The married life

    • One night a couple was lying in bed. the husband was feeling frisky, so he tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm to...
    • PhilboFagons
      Uploaded 08/10/2008
      • 556 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • no hard

    • ok so tonight i was with this hot chick who i have previously fucked around with. Last time we had sex, i was hard and gave her a whirling...
    • frankiebeans
      Uploaded 08/04/2008
      • 885 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Sex Poetry

    • Roses are red, Pickles are green, I love your legs, and what's in between Kissing is a habit, Fucking is a game, Guys get all the...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 08/01/2008
      • 2k Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • Chicago Cubs

    • The other day was Take Your Daughter To Work day. The Cubs had a fun time, played a little scrimmage against their daughters. Unfortunately they...
    • heyyyfalcooone
      Uploaded 07/31/2008
      • 727 Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Baby Bear

    • Mommy Bear and Daddy Bear were in divorce court. The judge looked down and asked the Baby Bear, "So Baby Bear, do you want to live with...
    • heyyyfalcooone
      Uploaded 07/31/2008
      • 607 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Thoughtful Golfer

    • A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long...
    • balsax
      Uploaded 07/27/2008
      • 443 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Great Writer

    • There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define great, he said, "I want...
    • heyyyfalcooone
      Uploaded 07/16/2008
      • 400 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • An Interrupted Journey

    • On preparing to return home from an out of town trip, a man got a small puppy as a present for his son. Not having time to get the paperwork to...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 07/11/2008
      • 425 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Bill and Bob

    • Bill and Bob really needed some booZe, but they only had the combined amount of 1 dollar. "hey,i have an idea!" says...
    • l1l_VVayn3
      Uploaded 07/11/2008
      • 561 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Nipple Bumps

    • WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? It's Braille for 'suck here'.
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 07/09/2008
      • 4.6k Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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