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- 3 guys are sitting on top of a building and one of them says "Hey, the wind is so strong that if you were to jump off this building you would...
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- Religious joke
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- serndippity 10/31/2010
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- A man went with his wife on honeymoon and they were getting undressed together for the first time. The man took off his shoes and socks and his toes...
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- Work office joke joke
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- serndippity 10/31/2010
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- blonde joke joke
- A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor....
- serndippity 10/31/2010
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- funny bar joke joke
- A man in a pub asks for a beer. The barman says, "Sure, that'll be one dollar." "One dollar?" exclaims the man. Reading the...
- serndippity 10/31/2010
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- Superhero baby
- A man is waiting in the hospital for his wife to give labor. when the doctor walks up to him all excited. Doctor: Sir you have to see this, your...
- guinness13494 12/12/2009
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- Super Shank
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- p_wolf 08/21/2009
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- three guys on a building
- Two Canadians and an American are sitting on top of a mall when the nerdier of the Canadians turns to the american and says, "I bet you fifty...
- popdaddy123 07/08/2009
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- Condoms On Isle 12
- This guy goes to a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms. The lady askes "what size" and the guy says "I...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/21/2009
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- Redneck Ghost Sex
- A visiting professor at Texas A & M University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/18/2009
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- soup or sex
- Tom who had put his dad in a nursing home, decided he wanted to do something special for his lonely dad on his 90th birthday. Tom called an escort...
- beavacosux 03/15/2009
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- A Super Bowl Fairy Tale
- The G.M. had finally put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted...
- yuri_vaultin 01/27/2009
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- commitment
- Commitment: A young man was very excited because he just won a ticket to the Super Bowl. His excitement lessened as he realized his seat was in the...
- imdave77 01/26/2009
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- Animal football
- During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the small animals. The big animals were crushing small...
- imdave77 01/26/2009
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- Football Fan to the rescue
- Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off of a...
- imdave77 01/26/2009
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- touchdown!
- Touchdown An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After lying in bed for a few minutes the old man cut a fart and says "seven...
- imdave77 01/26/2009
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- My dad is better that your dad
- My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad Little Johnny went to school one Monday morning in mid-February. It was the day he'd been dreading all year. It...
- imdave77 01/26/2009
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- Yo momma is so stupid
- Yo momma is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
- Jack621998 12/16/2008
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- Suuupeeer Boooobiiees
- In a quiet little old nursing home, there sat an old lady named Martha. Many years ago, she was a beautiful model with very large round breasts. ...
- earthwormjerm 12/11/2008
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- Super Heroes
- On a peaceful afternoon without no crimes to fight superman was really bored, and he really needed something to do. So he asked spider man if he...
- Radddude 12/08/2008
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- Rock And Friends Merge?
- What would happen if Joey from Friends And Bon vovi had sex? You gave sex a bad name!
- RockDevil 10/26/2008
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- Buying Condoms
- This guy goes to a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms. The lady askes "what size" and the guy says "I...
- Tslice 09/16/2008
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- POST GAME PARTY
- After the big Super Bowl party, Doug figured he better spend some quality time with his wife. He climbs upstairs, walks in the bedroom and crawls...
- BIC1559 08/31/2008
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- Superman
- Superman was flying around metropolis, he was thinking that he needed a fuck and lois lane just wasn’t doing it for him anymore, so he decided to...
- JennyCrab420 08/05/2008
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- Whats the difference between...
- Whats the difference between a tribe of African Pygmies and a womans track team? One is a bunch of cunning runts and the other is a bunch of running...
- dabomb218 07/22/2008
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- Superman Wonder Woman
- Superman was flying around the city and was super horny. He spotted Wonder Woman lying on top of a building naked, with her legs spread. He figured...
- EbaumsKing 07/16/2008
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- At The Checkout
- One of the funniest "most-embarrassing-moment" stories I've come upon in a long time was about a lady who picked up several items at a...
- heyyyfalcooone 07/14/2008
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- New Quaterback
- New Orleans Saints Coach Sean Payton is looking for a new quarterback. But after scouting all the colleges, he hasn’t found his man. Then one night...
- Ryan1966 06/27/2008
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- The man at the bar part two
- Ninth: and so on.... until SPLAT!!! and the bar tender said, "you can be a real jerk when your drunk Superman
- morepaincom 06/25/2008
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- The man at the bar
- So a man walks into a bar on night and asks for a drink. Unfortunately the bar was on the fourteenth floor. So the man orders a shot of their hardest...
- morepaincom 06/25/2008
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- The Many Skills of Chuck Norris
- The Many Skills of Chuck Norris Chuck Norris can edit PDF files Chuck Norris rips CDs with his hands Chuck Norris can download Metallica mp3s...
- Mikemisat 06/20/2008
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- The Super market
- A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally got to the checker, she learned one of her items had no price. She...
- R2D2 06/16/2008
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- Super Bowl Tickets
- A guy named Bob receives a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrives at the stadium he realizes the seat is in...
- djohn23 06/13/2008
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- Super Sex
- One early evening, a 90-year-old lady was going up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walks, she flips up the hem of her nightgown and...
- mortgagemescott 06/06/2008
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- Super Man's Experience
- One day, Super Man saw Wonder Women laying on a roof naked. He thought to himself, I am Super Man," I can do her before she even...
- AFran226 06/02/2008
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- Still Up In Bed
- A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" and she replied, "they're up in...
- ghoul_69 05/22/2008
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- The cat and the Fish
- One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance. The fish said...
- Xlax 05/21/2008
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- Chuck Norris
- After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning?...
- shrapnelhead69 04/18/2008
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