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- Broken Nose
- How do you break a blondes nose without touching her? Wave a penis underneath a glass table...
- Cr4pc4k3s 08/23/2009
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- Damnit Skippy!
- A woman goes to her boyfriends’ parent’s house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all...
- mortgagemescott 05/13/2009
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- Wife's Special Birthday Present
- A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, John! How ya doin’?” His...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/19/2009
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- Another Priest and Rabbi Joke
- A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar and sit down to talk. Then, not long after they sit down, a small boy bends over in short shorts not but a few...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/19/2009
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- At the dinner table
- A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down...
- thewoz 03/13/2009
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- Do You Know Me?
- A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he...
- Syrus 02/12/2009
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- cats vs dogs
- Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Drench it in gasoline and light it on fire and it goes "WOOOF" Q: How do you make a dog meow? A:...
- heyholetsgo89 01/25/2009
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- Whats green, has four legs...
- Q: Whats green, has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table
- royalblewitup 09/19/2008
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- The Dining Arrangement
- A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress (taking another order at a table a few paces away) suddenly...
- Shadeofdespair 09/15/2008
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- PAYS TO PAY ATTENTION
- First year students at Texas A&M Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the...
- iamfox 07/29/2008
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- Under The Table
- John and Mary were having dinner in a very fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away, noticed that John was...
- mrhahn530 06/28/2008
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- Break her nose
- Q: How do you break a blonde's nose? A: You put a dildo under a glasstable.
- manneklint 06/11/2008
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- ouch and double ouch
- A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his around his waist, and the woman had...
- ghoul_69 06/04/2008
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- Pool Table
- Why are pool tables green? You'd be green too if someone racked your balls...
- Xxyyzz 05/14/2008
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- Black guys and Picnic tables
- Q."whats the difference between a black guy and a picnic table?" A. "A picnic table can support a family"
- studmuffin75 05/02/2008
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