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  • Save Our Shoes
  • Did you hear about the shoe factory that burnt down? Two hundred soles were lost.
  • From: east79

    Comments: 1

    Added: 210 weeks ago

  • Buddha
  • Said the Buddhist to the hot dog vendor: "Make me one with everything."
  • From: east79

    Comments: 1

    Added: 210 weeks ago

  • Yankees vs. Red Sox
  • A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. ...
  • From: east79

    Comments: 1

    Added: 210 weeks ago

  • Ugly
  • Q. How do you know if you're really ugly? A. The dog closes his eyes as he humps your leg.
  • From: rpowell4

    Comments: 0

    Added: 210 weeks ago

  • Door Bell
  • A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press the doo...
  • From: lorddread

    Comments: 2

    Added: 210 weeks ago

  • Missed Call
  • A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”. “Oh dear, what's the bad ne...
  • From: Louge

    Comments: 27

    Added: 210 weeks ago

  • Nasa's Pens
  • When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not...
  • From: Louge

    Comments: 22

    Added: 210 weeks ago

  • Funeral Driver
  • A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost ...
  • From: TheMajor

    Comments: 7

    Added: 210 weeks ago

  • Die peacful
  • I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passenger...
  • From: Louge

    Comments: 75

    Added: 210 weeks ago

  • Golf
  • A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to ...
  • From: Louge

    Comments: 3

    Added: 210 weeks ago

  • Cow
  • A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a 5-Iron g...
  • From: Louge

    Comments: 0

    Added: 210 weeks ago

  • Ugly Baby
  • A young woman, holding her baby, is sitting in a train. A drunk climbs in and takes the seat opposit...
  • From: Louge

    Comments: 1

    Added: 210 weeks ago

  • Hitler
  • Q: Why did Hitler really kill himself? A: He saw the gas bill.
  • From: PTxPrimus

    Comments: 0

    Added: 210 weeks ago

  • Success in Life
  • At age 4...success is...not peeing in your pants. At age 10...success is...making your own meals. ...
  • From: PTxPrimus

    Comments: 0

    Added: 210 weeks ago

  • Dockside Diner
  • Garth gets off the boat after a long three days out crabbing. Feeling bagged and hungry, he stops at...
  • From: flangerotti

    Comments: 0

    Added: 210 weeks ago

  • bank robbery
  • A man went into a bank and robbed them and his mask fell off, so he asked a guy if he seen his face,...
  • From: 1994300ex

    Comments: 9

    Added: 210 weeks ago

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