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- The Opposite of Pro
- The opposite of pro is, "con." That makes the opposite of Progress, "Congress". Not a joke, the truth.
- MrCO_olGuy 03/18/2013
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- How to handle the I.R.S
- IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The...
- beast_radio 02/27/2013
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- Christmas with the Jackass
- (Singing) Jingle Bells, fartman smells, Birdy laid an egg, Gaymobile broke its wheel, and the jackass got away, hey.
- thenewsboy 01/03/2013
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- Is December 21, 2012 the End of the World?
- NASA has confirmed that December 21, late afternoon, the sky will be very dark. It is an interesting phenomenon called night.
- mateusos 12/16/2012
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- Is December 21, 2012 the End of the World?
- NASA has confirmed that December 21, late afternoon, the sky will be very dark. It is an interesting phenomenon called night.
- mateusos 12/16/2012
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- Sweet soon...
- I sat my 8 year old son at the dining table and placed a bowl of sweets in front of him. I then left the room for 5 minutes as a test to see if he...
- poityb 04/26/2012
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- Swingers...
- My neighbour said to me today:"Dave, how come you have so many cars?""Well," I said "The wife and I have been doing a bit of...
- poityb 04/26/2012
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- Short Dirty Jokes!
- Short Dirty JokesQ: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?A: Because his pecker is on his head!Q. What did the penis say to the condom?A. Cover me im...
- shell27 04/05/2012
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- Short Dirty Jokes!
- Short Dirty JokesQ: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?A: Because his pecker is on his head!Q. What did the penis say to the condom?A. Cover me im...
- shell27 04/05/2012
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- Turkey Style
- "Well, dear what's it to be tonight?" said the amorous hubby."Hmmm ... I'm in the mood for something special tonight, how about turkey style?"...
- shell27 04/04/2012
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- Turkey Style
- "Well, dear what's it to be tonight?" said the amorous hubby."Hmmm ... I'm in the mood for something special tonight, how about turkey style?"...
- shell27 04/04/2012
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- Saving the Hat
- Saving her hatAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind.A...
- shell27 04/04/2012
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- Saving the Hat
- Saving her hatAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind.A...
- shell27 04/04/2012
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- Lepers playing poker....
- Did you hear about the two lepers playing poker ? one thru there hand in the other laughed his head off..........
- shell27 04/04/2012
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- Lepers playing poker....
- Did you hear about the two lepers playing poker ? one thru there hand in the other laughed his head off..........
- shell27 04/04/2012
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- Walmart Shopping With The Wife
- A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think...
- fuzzywuzzy666 03/19/2012
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- Hid the body.....True conversation
- Me: I hid the body and now i dont know what to do. OMG OMG OMG HELP!!!!!! 10:53 PM +18043868601: Change clothes and donate the ones you were wearing...
- kidplayaz13 03/06/2012
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- not ready !
- A guy and a girl were planning on going on a date to a new restaurant. The girl got ready and waited for her date to come pick her up. She waited for...
- AFatLemon 02/26/2012
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- The Handsaw
- Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he...
- fuzzywuzzy666 02/13/2012
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- The Hammer
- The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the...
- fuzzywuzzy666 01/30/2012
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- PINEAPPLE JUICE
- Guys now, they're supposed to drink a lot of pineapple juice for the ladies. It's supposed to make the old BJ's a little more palatable. I wonder how...
- jedzhonor 01/06/2012
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- CRAZY EXPRESSIONS
- Expressions are crazy. How about the one, 'What crawled up your ass and died?' That's a strange one; it means a person's in a bad mood or whatever....
- jedzhonor 01/06/2012
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- Wheels on the bus: Inner city version
- The homeless on the bus say "gimme you're booze" 3xs all through the town The hookers on the bus go "hey big boy!" 3xs all...
- jiggersnot 11/30/2011
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- Hilarious Story, will 100 MAKE U LAUGH!
- o.k this happen when my friend 3 year old nephew was playing with his toys.. He noticed the cat coughing up a hair ball, when the cat coughed...
- mazrandy 10/30/2011
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- Want to Hear the Dirty, Clean dirty joke?
- Wanna Hear a Dirty Joke? Timmy Played in the Mud... Want to hear a Clean Joke? Timmy took a Bath With Bubble. Want to hear another dirty...
- mazrandy 10/24/2011
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- All the jokes are linked to the end! DONT look at the tags.
- How do you fit 4 elephants in a Mini Cooper? 2 in the front 2 in the back. How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? Theres a...
- Voidxstallion 10/19/2011
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- How does bob marley like his doughnuts?
- ..... With Jam in
- Voidxstallion 10/19/2011
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- King Arthur's court
- Lancelot was a high ranking official in King Arthur's court. However he had one long standing wish - to suck the Queen's voluptuous breasts to his...
- rondetto 10/17/2011
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- Basket ball and Chickens
- Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Cause he saw the Ref was blowing fowls
- jimbob77 10/10/2011
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- Meeting Peggy Sue's dad.
- t's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. When he goes...
- Tewoo 10/02/2011
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- The Confessional box
- A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church. He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. There's...
- Tslice 09/23/2011
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- Guess what time it is?
- Guess what time it is? It's time to beat the shit out of you, bitch.
- thenewsboy 09/05/2011
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- The Doctors Appointment
- There was once a man who felt really sick so he went to the doctor. He was waiting for the doctor, the doctor comes in minutes later saying he has...
- RAMIProductions 09/05/2011
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- Made in the....
- John Smith started the day early having set his alarmclock (MADE IN JAPAN ) For 6 am .. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) Was perking, he shaved...
- dubie78 08/19/2011
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- Man goes into Confession
- Man goes into Confession. "Father Im a sinner I have thoughts of kissing the Nuns" Priest: "Its okay just dont get into the habit"
- TheDjayAnas 08/18/2011
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- Never choke in a restaurant in the South
- Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table...
- Frankielike 08/02/2011
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- Women explained 2
- How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it. Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don't have balls...
- KrosziZ 07/22/2011
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- first sign of aids
- whats the first sign of aids a pounding sensation in the ass
- daloia 07/07/2011
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