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- Idiot Truck Driver
- A truck driver was killed the other day at a truck stop in Georgia. He was ran over because he was on his hands and knees looking for lot lizards.
- xXxG0DSMACKxXx 04/28/2012
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- Blonde car accident
- One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the...
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- Dead children joke
- whats the difference between unloading a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? you can't unload bowling balls with a pitch...
- petpillow 12/05/2011
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- chuck norris
- Chuck norris once pissed in the gas tank of a truck. That truck is noe known as Optimus Prime>
- klossal 10/15/2011
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- Burned
- A truck driver was in a bad crash, he rolled his rig and was trapped in his seat. The rig caught on fire burning him badly. It got so hot it...
- bigewalksalone 09/21/2011
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- How are you feeling?
- Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In...
- ImJustAKid 04/25/2011
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- Can you drive a truck?
- Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to...
- philbos81 01/11/2011
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- Church Bells
- On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and...
- wyattearp 12/13/2010
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- truck driver
- Truck driver sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops. What are you doing? he says. I'm trying to commit suicide! she says. Well before you...
- chubbychaser 11/19/2010
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- Trip to Alabama
- There were 2 guys from Virginia wanting to open a bowling alley. They had the alley but no bowling balls. Well, they found some cheap ones on Craig's...
- griefcauser 11/18/2010
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- Truck Driver
- How can you tell if a truck driver used to be a porn star? Before he is done fueling he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the hood of...
- Normcb3 02/01/2010
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- Yo mama so poor
- Yo mama so poor she chases after the garbage truck with a shopping list.
- TannerC15 11/28/2009
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- The fire truck
- A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl next door. The little girl is in a little red wagon...
- DeadlyAnxiety 09/14/2009
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- How to tell if your girlfriend has multiple orgasms.
- Q: How do you know your girlfriend is having multiple orgasms? A: My truck is parked in her driveway.
- DarthTolkien 08/26/2009
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- a red fire truck
- why is a fire truck red youd be red too if someone was yanking on ur hose
- moneymaker1127 08/22/2009
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- fried egg
- whats the differance between a fried egg? a truck because a car has 4 doors!!
- CuntPunter 06/24/2009
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- 2 Biggest Fags
- A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and the CB crackles to life. "Hey Roadway driver, who are the two...
- rockzilla411 06/06/2009
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- Blonde Car Accident
- One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the...
- sunborg10 05/09/2009
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- Stuck in the mud
- On their way to the barracks, the four officers are finding a military truck stuck in the mud. They exit their jeep, asking the driver if they could...
- Franky2210 03/13/2009
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- You know you're from Texas when...
- • You measure distance in minutes. • You can say “110 degrees” without fainting. • The local news reporter actually fries an egg on the...
- dcervenka05 02/14/2009
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- Blonde Joke
- As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker...
- Mrs_Swindell 02/06/2009
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- Hilarious Truck Ad I Found
- I found this ad on craigslist. new lowered price for this weekend only, $3500 down from $4500!!!! OK, let me start off by saying this f150 is...
- kwilson92 02/03/2009
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- Ign'ant Fire
- A lady called the fire department to report a fire in her home. When the emergency operator asked how to get there, the lady replied: "ain't...
- saneenough 01/07/2009
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- A really bad day
- there was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps...
- man1of1steel 12/07/2008
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- gay hitch hiker
- A trucker picks up a hitchhiker who climbs up in the cab and notices a monkey on the dashboard. After a few miles, he asks the driver what the...
- ebaumer3596 12/01/2008
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- kids views on getting married
- HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? -You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like...
- AWFULJACKASS 11/22/2008
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- Truck Driver
- So I pulled into my apartment complex and before I got out of my car I noticed a little boy with a bag of M&M's eating an M&M and picking up...
- ADLife 10/30/2008
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- The Truck Stop
- Late one night, when I was traveling on some backroads in Alabama, I happened upon a small truck stop off a lonely dirty road. I was hungry and...
- TheCommentator 10/25/2008
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- A call to a suicide prevention line.
- I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if...
- DarthTolkien 10/01/2008
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- How do you know your girlfriend is having an orgasm?
- How do you know your girlfriend is having an orgasm? My truck is parked in her driveway.
- DarthTolkien 09/25/2008
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- Heroic Firefighters
- A massive fire broke out when a diesel truck flipped over and exploded. The firecrew was called and everyone waited anxiously because there wasn't...
- Shadeofdespair 09/16/2008
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- 2 More Beers
- 2 rednecks are out drinkin one night and tooling around in Junior's pickup... They see a police road block up ahead, and his buddy Buford says,...
- djohn23 09/16/2008
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- Masturbating to Last Longer
- The doctor told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the heck, I'll try it." He...
- djohn23 09/03/2008
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- The Church Gossip
- Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose in to other people's business. Several members...
- ghoul_69 08/29/2008
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- YOU GOTTA HAVE FAITH
- Every year at the state fair Paul entered the lottery for the brand new truck and lost. This year, he told his friend David, he wasn't going to...
- BIC1559 07/26/2008
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- Mosquito
- What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen? It's ass.
- Disturbed01 07/21/2008
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- What a Man Wants
- A husband, wife and their seven-year-old son walk into an ice-cream shop. The dad says "I'll have a chocolate cone, and my wife here will have a...
- BIC1559 07/19/2008
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- Truck Driver and Bikers
- At a truck stop off I-40 in Arkansas about 2 o'clock in the morning, a trucker was having a cup of coffee and a piece of pie and was romancing the...
- heyyyfalcooone 07/14/2008
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- Hitching a ride
- There was a hitch hicker who had 3 heads, no arms and only one leg A truckie pulled up next to him and swung open the door and said "Hallo...
- penguman1 07/06/2008
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