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    • The Day I Grew a Vagina
    • Normally I don't do faggy stuff with my girlfriend. I don't watch chick flicks, I won't go to the mall with her to "..just look around," and I...
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    • I Have an eBone to Pick
    • eBones, eReps....Call me an eTard but I am a bit pissed. I don't have a problem with the switchover to eBones from eReps. New management to ANY...
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    • Transvestites and Monkey Semen
    • Holy Christ. It's almost 6am here in the Pacific Northwest and I need to go to bed but I'm not tired. I had to take my GF to the airport at like...
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    • Salem Fucking Oregon
    • So I'm in Salem, Oregon this weekend for a friend's wedding. That's right, I'm surrounded by 'Gon-Heads. 'Gon-Head is a name a buddy and I came...
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    • My True Identity
    • A few of you know I used to blog here all the time but then quit. While I may have not been blogging much lately I have still been here all the...
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    • ugdork's Random Thoughts
    • I have not been on EBW much so I thought I'd just write a few random ugdorkian thoughts that have been going through my head. ***It's Christmas...
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    • ugdork's "First Draft"
    • In light of lorddread's recent feature depicting childhood photos of eBaum's regular users, I thought I would share a photo of me enjoying my...
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    • That cranky bastard ugdork...
    • So he was complaining again...well, who can blame him? By his own admission his avatar is nothing but a batch of burned onions. Didn't Shreck say...
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    • I'm a DumbFuck
    • Sheesh, I tried to fix some typos on my earlier blog and hit delete instead of edit. Now it is being funky and when I try to read it it shows as...
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    • ugdork Being a Jackass
    • Today my girlfriend and I did another round of costume shopping for X-ween. (X-ween is an abbreviation I just made up for Halloween...it's like...
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