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TAGGED UGLY

    • Swingers...

    • My neighbour said to me today:"Dave, how come you have so many cars?""Well," I said "The wife and I have been doing a...
    • poityb
      Uploaded 04/26/2012
      • 548 Views
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    • Honest guy...

    • A truckie who has been out on the road for three weeks steps into a brothel outside Kalgoorlie. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down...
    • Mis85
      Uploaded 04/21/2012
      • 181 Views
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    • Yo Mamma Has.........

    • Yo mama hasYo mama has one leg and a bicycle.Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids...
    • shell27
      Uploaded 04/04/2012
      • 107 Views
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    • Yo Mamma so Greasy!

    • Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
    • shell27
      Uploaded 04/04/2012
      • 107 Views
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    • Yo momma

    • Your momma is so ugly, when she died and went to heaven, Jesus sent her back to earth
    • dieseltheabn
      Uploaded 09/07/2011
      • 301 Views
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    • Yo momma is so ugly

    • Yo momma is soooo ugly... ...that highway clean-up crews keep coming at her with shovels thinking she's road kill.
    • scubadude
      Uploaded 08/07/2011
      • 262 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Yo mamma

    • Yo mamma is so ugly the last time she went to a haunted house she came out with a job application.
    • scubadude
      Uploaded 07/07/2011
      • 137 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Weather forecast.

    • The TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, fat chance with a face like that!
    • DesertDookie
      Uploaded 06/27/2011
      • 899 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • sex position

    • What Sex Position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your Parents
    • nuntuffer
      Uploaded 05/17/2011
      • 710 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • zachery diease

    • One day a lady walks in to a Chinese doctor and asks why my husband won’t fuck me anymore the doctors say take off all of your clothes and crawl...
    • nickyg
      Uploaded 04/14/2011
      • 636 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Question a Drunk

    • Why You Should Never, Ever, Question A Drunk... I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk A...
    • 11KLBlue
      Uploaded 04/12/2011
      • 675 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Yo Mamma Joke

    • Yo Mamma's So Ugly, I'd hit that...... With A Shovel.
    • MeGuy73
      Uploaded 02/20/2011
      • 446 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Ugliest Baby Ever

    • A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of...
    • ThomasPHoolery
      Uploaded 02/04/2011
      • 899 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Ugly Woman In Heaven

    • Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or...
    • smallkaz
      Uploaded 01/30/2011
      • 5.8k Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • viagra

    • The reason old men use Viagra is not because they're impotent. It's because old women are so very ugly.
    • daloia
      Uploaded 01/08/2011
      • 1.1k Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Fugly

    • Q: How do you know if your really ugly? A: Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
    • Zerocool2485
      Uploaded 11/23/2010
      • 527 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Ducked Up

    • Two women die and go to heaven. St. Peter explains, "We have one rule: Don't step on the ducks!" When the first woman steps on one, St....
    • c_boy
      Uploaded 11/18/2010
      • 753 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Beer lean

    • Beer doesn't make you FAT it makes you LEAN... Against walls, tables, chairs, floors and ugly people!!
    • PERACTUS
      Uploaded 06/01/2010
      • 1.6k Views
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    • Your Ugly Truth

    • You're so ugly when you were born your momma said "Why is her butt on her face?"
    • Armytron
      Uploaded 03/19/2010
      • 566 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • This baby was so ugly

    • A mother giving birth didnt know the gender because she wanted it to be a surprise. As soon as she gave birth she asked da doctor, " What is...
    • el_cachanilla54
      Uploaded 10/14/2009
      • 1.3k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Doggy decision

    • Q. How do you know when you're really ugly? A. Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
    • Frankielike
      Uploaded 10/08/2009
      • 805 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Ugly people dating service

    • John was an everyday type man, except that he had a wooden eye. This unsightly afflction had troubled him so much over the years that he was...
    • yuri_vaultin
      Uploaded 10/02/2009
      • 4.1k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Ugly Guys Get The Girls

    • A very good looking man walks into a singles bar, gets a drink and has a seat. During the course of the evening he tries to chat with every...
    • MoFlow
      Uploaded 08/18/2009
      • 1.9k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • 2 yo mom jokes

    • yo momma so easy, a caveman can do her. Yo momma smells so bad, skunks run away from her
    • DarkShadow
      Uploaded 07/31/2009
      • 992 Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Ugly Girl

    • Sometimes an ugly woman is like a moped. Yeah don't let your buddies catch you riding one or they will laugh at you.
    • cripplejuice
      Uploaded 07/25/2009
      • 1.6k Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • yo mama

    • Yo mama's so poor, a cockroach crawled across the floor and I stepped on it and she said, ''Now what do we do for supper?'' Yo mama's so...
    • Physix
      Uploaded 06/24/2009
      • 455 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • yo mama

    • Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, “Why is the grass always greener on the other side?” everyone replied, “'Cause you aren't standing on...
    • Physix
      Uploaded 06/24/2009
      • 422 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • yo mama

    • Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry. Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th Yo Mama is so fat, that...
    • Physix
      Uploaded 06/24/2009
      • 504 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Yo Momma Compilation

    • Yo momma's coochie is so nasty her vibrator got a restraining order. Yo momma is such a whore that now we only need 5 degrees of separation. Yo...
    • shezagodds
      Uploaded 06/20/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Ugly Animal Joke

    • if a dolphin was ugly and tasted good we'd be eating it by a truckload.No one would care.The only negitive thing that ever happened to a tuna was...
    • Volcom_95
      Uploaded 05/31/2009
      • 707 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Its Fallen and I Cant Get It Up!

    • Doctor, the embarrassed man said, I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it up for my wife anymore. Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you...
    • abbottwar
      Uploaded 05/04/2009
      • 761 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • A Few Random Come-backs

    • You’re so dumb you thought Taco Bell was a phone company. You’re so fat when you jumped up you got stuck. You’re so fat you got baptized at...
    • xckxgoaleprcaun
      Uploaded 03/19/2009
      • 6.2k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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