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    • Swingers...
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    • A truckie who has been out on the road for three weeks steps into a brothel outside Kalgoorlie. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down...
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    • Yo Mamma Has.........
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    • Yo Mamma so Greasy!
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    • Yo momma
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    • Yo momma is so ugly
    • Yo momma is soooo ugly... ...that highway clean-up crews keep coming at her with shovels thinking she's road kill.
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    • Weather forecast.
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    • Question a Drunk
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    • Ugliest Baby Ever
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    • Ugly Woman In Heaven
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    • Fugly
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    • Ducked Up
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    • Beer lean
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    • This baby was so ugly
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    • Ugly people dating service
    • John was an everyday type man, except that he had a wooden eye. This unsightly afflction had troubled him so much over the years that he was...
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    • Ugly Guys Get The Girls
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    • Ugly Girl
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    • yo mama
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    • Yo Momma Compilation
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    • Ugly Animal Joke
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