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    • When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem,...
    • INTERNETMUNCH 03/04/2011
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    • See if I got this right
    • SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!! IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR. IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN...
    • iamking837 11/15/2010
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    • girl on a cliff
    • A little girl is standing on top of a cliff, looking down at the sea and crying her eyes out. A priest approaches and says, "My child, why...
    • pimpleface 03/25/2010
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    • If you cross the border
    • If u cross the north Korean border illegally u get 12 years hard labor...if u cross Iranian border illegally u get detained indefinitly....cross...
    • roxanna_us 01/08/2010
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    • Jail robbing
    • Some not too smart gangsters decide to rob a bank. After several days of planning they agree on the best plan. The next day they get to work and...
    • funnydude1960 05/05/2009
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    • Swine Flu
    • The day America have a black president is when big flys. Within Obama 100 days of presidency SWINE FLU!
    • Stvex 04/30/2009
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    • Swine Flu
    • It has been said that we will never have a Black President until pigs fly. Now, 100 days into Obama's Presidency: "Swine Flu"!
    • davida8575 04/30/2009
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    • Canadian Girls
    • Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives...
    • phantom89 04/24/2009
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    • The bear hunter.
    • A guy went out bear hunting one day. He saw a bear and shot it. It was a perfect shot in the head. He walked over to retrieve the dead bear and...
    • davida8575 03/29/2009
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    • Oogah Boogah.
    • Two guys got caught by a tribe of cannibals in the jungle. the chief of the tribe came to the first guy and he said, "I give you two...
    • davida8575 03/29/2009
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    • Strange United States laws
    • In Ottumwa, Iowa, "It is unlawful for any male person, within the corporate limits of the (city), to wink at any female person with whom he...
    • Cirtapk 03/08/2009
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    • Inflatable sex dolls.
    • A man went to the sex shop to get an inflatable sex doll. He went to the counter and asked the cashier if he had any good sex dolls. The guy...
    • davida8575 03/07/2009
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    • Obama
    • Q. What did Obama tell us about black people. A. The best of them live in government housing.
    • sloansta 02/23/2009
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    • US Stimulus Package
    • Stimulus Payment This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using...
    • actionjack 02/01/2009
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    • Yo mamma
    • Yo mamma so old: She invented yo mamma jokes. God said, "Let there be light and she flicked the switch. She so old and fat, She...
    • davida8575 01/19/2009
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    • Yo mama so old
    • I told her to act her own age, and she died she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp. she farts dust. she drove a chariot to high school. her...
    • davida8575 01/19/2009
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    • Yo mama
    • yo mamma so gross she: - has longer under arm hair then she does on her head? why dont you do something different like; yo mumma so dumb...
    • davida8575 01/19/2009
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    • IRS Audits Grandpa
    • The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his...
    • ADLife 12/23/2008
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    • Outnumbered
    • A large group of lingering Taliban soldiers is moving down a road when they hear a voice from behind a sand dune: “One U.S. Special Forces...
    • Firuze 11/24/2008
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    • Blond jokes
    • What is the difference between a blond and most men? A blond has a higher sperm count. Why did the blond put a cigarette up her cunt? She...
    • davida8575 11/17/2008
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    • Woman jogging
    • What's the difference between a sewing machine and a woman jogging? A sewing machine only has one bobbin.
    • davida8575 11/16/2008
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    • Leaving the country
    • Once a lady wanted to leave the U.S.A. but couldn't get a visa. One day, she met a man who told her not to dispair. "l'll let you sneak...
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    • Adam meets Eve.
    • What was the first thing Adam ever said to Eve? Stand back! I don't know how big this thing is going to get!
    • davida8575 09/25/2008
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    • Saving the President
    • One day the president was out jogging and accidentally fell from a ridge into a very cold river. Three boys, playing along the river, saw the...
    • djohn23 09/04/2008
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    • U.N. Survey
    • ecently a survey was conducted by the U.N. worldwide. The question asked was, "Would you please give your opinion about the food shortage...
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