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- Q. What Bruce Springsteen song always makes Obama grin? A. “Born in the U.S.A.”
- Filmzies 05/25/2011
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- U.S.A.
- Read the title thats the joke.
- Patchbeans 05/22/2011
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- Political Joke
- Question: What's a good political joke? ANswer: Sarah Palin
- Filmzies 05/18/2011
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- Top joke in Canada
- When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem,...
- INTERNETMUNCH 03/04/2011
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- See if I got this right
- SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!! IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR. IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER...
- iamking837 11/15/2010
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- girl on a cliff
- A little girl is standing on top of a cliff, looking down at the sea and crying her eyes out. A priest approaches and says, "My child, why are...
- pimpleface 03/25/2010
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- the priest and the pimple
- what is the difference between a priest and a pimple? a pimple waits until your 13 before he comes on your face :o
- pimpleface 03/24/2010
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- If you cross the border
- If u cross the north Korean border illegally u get 12 years hard labor...if u cross Iranian border illegally u get detained indefinitly....cross the...
- roxanna_us 01/08/2010
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- mexicans green card
- what do u call stoned mexicans? baked beans
- brawla 06/27/2009
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- Jail robbing
- Some not too smart gangsters decide to rob a bank. After several days of planning they agree on the best plan. The next day they get to work and are...
- funnydude1960 05/05/2009
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- Swine Flu
- It has been said that we will never have a Black President until pigs fly. Now, 100 days into Obama's Presidency: "Swine Flu"!
- davida8575 04/30/2009
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- Canadian Girls
- Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives...
- phantom89 04/24/2009
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- 21 Economic Models Explained
- SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some...
- jinky1888 04/17/2009
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- The bear hunter.
- A guy went out bear hunting one day. He saw a bear and shot it. It was a perfect shot in the head. He walked over to retrieve the dead bear and it...
- davida8575 03/29/2009
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- Oogah Boogah.
- Two guys got caught by a tribe of cannibals in the jungle. the chief of the tribe came to the first guy and he said, "I give you two choices:...
- davida8575 03/29/2009
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- Strange United States laws
- In Ottumwa, Iowa, "It is unlawful for any male person, within the corporate limits of the (city), to wink at any female person with whom he is...
- Cirtapk 03/08/2009
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- Inflatable sex dolls.
- A man went to the sex shop to get an inflatable sex doll. He went to the counter and asked the cashier if he had any good sex dolls. The guy behind...
- davida8575 03/07/2009
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- Wall-Mart
- Why are there no Wall-Marts in Iraq? Because they are all Targets.
- davida8575 02/27/2009
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- A guy driving through Detroit
- A racist man driving through Detroit saw a black man walking down the sidewalk. He could not resist, so he swerved over and hit him. Then he kept...
- davida8575 02/06/2009
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- US Stimulus Package
- Stimulus Payment This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the...
- actionjack 02/01/2009
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- Iraq and hiroshima.
- What do Iraq and Hiroshima have in common? Nothing yet.
- davida8575 01/27/2009
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- Obama and Kennedy.
- What does Obama have in common with Lincoln and JFK? Nothing yet!
- davida8575 01/27/2009
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- Yo mamma
- Yo mamma so old: She invented yo mamma jokes. God said, "Let there be light and she flicked the switch. She so old and fat, She farted...
- davida8575 01/19/2009
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- Yo mamma so fat
- Yo mamma so fat...I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing
- davida8575 01/19/2009
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- Yo mama so old
- I told her to act her own age, and she died she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp. she farts dust. she drove a chariot to high school. her social...
- davida8575 01/19/2009
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- Yo mama
- yo mamma so gross she: - has longer under arm hair then she does on her head? why dont you do something different like; yo mumma so dumb...
- davida8575 01/19/2009
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- IRS Audits Grandpa
- The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his...
- ADLife 12/23/2008
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- Outnumbered
- A large group of lingering Taliban soldiers is moving down a road when they hear a voice from behind a sand dune: “One U.S. Special Forces...
- Firuze 11/24/2008
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- Blond jokes
- What is the difference between a blond and most men? A blond has a higher sperm count. Why did the blond put a cigarette up her cunt? She wanted...
- davida8575 11/17/2008
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- Woman jogging
- What's the difference between a sewing machine and a woman jogging? A sewing machine only has one bobbin.
- davida8575 11/16/2008
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- Leaving the country
- Once a lady wanted to leave the U.S.A. but couldn't get a visa. One day, she met a man who told her not to dispair. "l'll let you sneak...
- djohn23 10/08/2008
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- Adam meets Eve.
- What was the first thing Adam ever said to Eve? Stand back! I don't know how big this thing is going to get!
- davida8575 09/25/2008
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- Dumb kindergarden pranks
- Tell someone they have "Up dock" on their head. They will say, "What's up dock?" Ask them, "What's under...
- davida8575 09/24/2008
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- Brainwashing blonds
- How do you brain wash a blond? Step on her douche bag.
- davida8575 09/24/2008
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- Iraq and Hiroshima
- What do Iraq and Hiroshima have in common? Nothing yet!
- davida8575 09/21/2008
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- Saving the President
- One day the president was out jogging and accidentally fell from a ridge into a very cold river. Three boys, playing along the river, saw the...
- djohn23 09/04/2008
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- No Mexicans In The Olympics
- Why Are There No Mexicans In The Olympics? Because All Those That Can Run, Jump Or Swim Are In America!
- IEatWestHam 08/28/2008
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- U.N. Survey
- ecently a survey was conducted by the U.N. worldwide. The question asked was, "Would you please give your opinion about the food shortage in...
- ghoul_69 07/08/2008
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