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- Wal-Mart Greeter
- A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the...
- JamesForce 04/25/2012
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- Walmart Shopping With The Wife
- A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think...
- Lucky_Lotto 04/08/2012
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- Walmart Shopping With The Wife
- A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think...
- fuzzywuzzy666 03/19/2012
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- The Fastest Thing in the World
- A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were...
- ac_scott 01/18/2011
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- Talented Walmart Associate
- A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. A Wal-Mart...
- blazah 03/07/2010
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- "Walmart" diagnosis
- Subject: shopping at wal-mart Just when you thought Wal-Mart had it all! "Walmart" diagnosis One day, in line at a company...
- blazah 03/07/2010
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- Crazy Wal-Mart Customer
- A woman went to a Wal-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work The clerk told her...
- KingRolo0503 09/10/2009
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- Wal-Mart greeter
- So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day...... About two hours into my first...
- abbottwar 06/26/2009
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- 50 fun things to do at wal mart
- 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at...
- Krazy_O 03/03/2009
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- Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart
- One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Bob says to Mike behind him, 'My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor.' 'Listen, you...
- tino2008 01/28/2009
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- walmart letter
- Dear Mrs. Jones, > > Over the past six months, your husband has been causing > quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate...
- Waano 01/21/2009
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- how to annoy people at walmartkmart
- "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow....
- woozel121 12/30/2008
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- God has a sense of humor.
- God has a sense of humor. Women peak sexually between the ages of 35 and 40, Men peak at age 19. Don't believe me? Why would He put your...
- DarthTolkien 12/18/2008
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- The Blonde Rider
- Blonde Rider A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons, nor prior experience. She mounts the horse...
- chotty 11/11/2008
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- Bored Husband
- A wife insisted that her retired husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, he found shopping boring and preferred...
- Mikemisat 11/10/2008
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- Walmart Doctor
- One day, in line at the cafeteria, Bob says to Stanley behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."...
- Falthor 11/07/2008
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- I got Fired
- As many of you know, I had ambitions of finding a simple, uncomplicated part time job after retiring from my 'day job'. Unfortunately, as I have...
- Pezlife 11/02/2008
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- a blonde and a horse
- A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse...
- hawker30 08/13/2008
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- Blonde goes Horseback riding
- A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately...
- djohn23 08/12/2008
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- 10 ways to get kicked out of walmart
- 1. Walk around dressed in Black w/ a fake walkie talkie while humming the Mission Impossible theme.And When someone asks what you're doing yell...
- moneymaker1127 07/16/2008
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- Walmart Greeter
- A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the...
- Adraline 07/05/2008
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- Ash
- An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she...
- creepingkev 06/30/2008
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- THE PERFECT WAL-MART GREETER
- A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow. She was screaming obscenities at them all the way through...
- SGT4EVA 06/19/2008
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- Chili Rampage pt.6
- Home again without having shopped, I realized that there was nothing to eat but leftover chili, so I consumed two more bowls. The next day I went...
- Malaber 06/17/2008
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- Chili Rampage pt.5
- Once finished I left the restroom, reacquired my partially filled cart intending to carry on with my shopping when a store employee approached...
- Malaber 06/17/2008
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- Chili Rampage pt.4
- Here's the thing. When you laugh, it's hard to keep things 'clamped down', if you know what I mean. With each new guffaw an explosive issue burst...
- Malaber 06/17/2008
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- Chili Rampage pt.3
- There I stood, al one in the spice and baking aisle, suddenly enveloped in a noxious cloud the likes of which has never before been recorded. I was...
- Malaber 06/17/2008
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- Chili Rampage pt.2
- Knowing that a time of reckoning had to come, yet not sure of just when, I bravely set off for the Wal-Mart grocery store for some tasty breakfast...
- Malaber 06/17/2008
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- Chili Rampage
- This is just so funny. For many reasons to me. I know we have all been there, and it is always a surprise. Oh Jim....... "Keep...
- Malaber 06/17/2008
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- Walmart Shopper
- Banned from Wal-Mart this is why women should not take men shopping against their will. After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted...
- sp67 06/17/2008
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- yo mama
- yo mama is like walmart "always low prices"
- soccefan07 05/02/2008
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- michael jackson.
- What do michael jackson and wal-marrt have in common? They both have little boys underware half-off.
- dangerskater 04/02/2008
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- Wal-Marts in Iraq
- Why doesnt Iraq have any Wal-Marts? Because theres a Target at every corner!
- mortgagemescott 03/24/2008
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- Walmart greeter
- Charley, a new retiree greeter at Walmart, just couldn't seem to get towork on time. Every day he was 5, 10, sometimes 15 minutes late. But he was a...
- lennny01 03/15/2008
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- Thermous
- One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde asked the clerk what it was. The Clerk said it was a thermous. What...
- Shorty0994 02/19/2008
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