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    • Attacks on FunnyJunk
    • Hello eBaums's World. Allow me to introduce myself.   I am a FunnyJunky from FunnyJunk.com known as HALninethousand who has come to inform you of...
    • HALninethousand 07/28/2010
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    • War
    • Now before I get started, this isnt me trying to convince anyone of anything. I am not here to make people agree with me. In fact, I am actually...
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    • The Twelve Days of Barackmas
    • On the first day of Barackmas, Obama brought to me, A Nobel Prize for doing nothing.   On the second day of Barackmas, Obama brought to me, Two...
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    • Reality struck
    • Today I had to take my son into Bethesda Naval Hospital to get surgery done on his ears. Of Course if you live on the east coast traffic sucks...
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    • Memorial day Blog
    • Well tomorrow is Memorial Day, and as most think of it as a day off..... I think of it as a day of how many friends I lost, and drink my ass of...
    • DreaD08 05/24/2009
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    • Obama Coin.
    • I saw a gold coin on TV today. It had Obamas picture on it. They actually had two of them, one with just Obama and the other one had Obama and...
    • davida8575 02/27/2009
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    • A dirty whore!
    • When I was in the Army, stationed in Mannheim, Germany, I had a friend who was kind of weird. He was a cool guy, but he just did some strange...
    • davida8575 02/20/2009
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    • Jerry Springer.
    •  I saw an episode of Jerry Springer today. I normally dont watch those trash shows, however, my friends wanted to watch it, so I had to...
    • davida8575 02/12/2009
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    • Obama in Florida
    • Obama was talking to a large crowd a couple days ago here in Florida. I watched him on TV to see if I could find some shit to talk about him,...
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    • A lady in the grocery store.
    • I was in a store today and there was a lady in line at the checkout and she was talking on her rather expensive cell phone. Then she paid for all...
    • davida8575 02/05/2009
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    • Guns in schools
    • Back when Clinton was in office, he passed a federal law that says: If you bring a weapon to school, you will be expelled. Now this is kind of...
    • davida8575 01/30/2009
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    • Terrorism
    • Hypothetical question. How would you feel if Nazi Germany won World War 2 and they moved all of the Chinese people into the United States, taking...
    • NorCali 01/29/2009
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    • Obama is fucking up again!
    • He just signed a bill to close part of Guantanamo Bay. Then cut funding and stuff for the war on terror. He wants to stop some of the tactics...
    • davida8575 01/23/2009
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    • Inauguration and WWIII
    •        I didn't get a chance to watch the inauguration on television but I saw bits and pieces of Obama, and a massive security brigade riding...
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    • Obama.
    • Today, Obama messed up a couple times on the inauguration speech. WTF! He messed up the wording on a few things. I think he did it on purpose!...
    • davida8575 01/20/2009
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    • Drinking and driving.
    • I went to a bar one night a couple years ago where I drank a lot and sobered up enough to drive.When I was driving home at about 1:30 in the...
    • davida8575 01/12/2009
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    • Stupid Questions.
    • People often ask really dumb questions and it gets irritating. Sometimes I wish Bill Engvall was there so he could give them one of his signs...
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    • How harmful is Marijuana?
    • There are a lot of people out there who keep saying that Marijuana is completely harmless and no one has ever died from it. These people are...
    • davida8575 12/15/2008
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    • Good props for meeting women
    • What is the best Chick magnet?   A few years ago Maxim magazine did an experiment to see what the best prop was to attract women. They sent an...
    • davida8575 12/03/2008
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    • How to get out of the Army.
    • Some jack asses have had some pretty interesting, yet stupid ways to get out of the Army. Here are some of them: A guy was walking around all...
    • davida8575 11/17/2008
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    • Obama's CRIMINAL RECORD!
    • I heard something on the local news yesterday about Obama. People were talking about it at work today to: Back in 1979 he was arrested for...
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    • dane cook
    • i was so amazed last weakend i played the cod world at war beta with dane cook. and yes it really was him. i wasn't sure at first but later i...
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