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- A hard lesson in WW2 sensitivity.
- So a few weeks ago, a friend -we'll call him Bocephus- and I were at our favorite local coffee joint enjoying ourselves. Now I should first start by...
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- Train seats
- An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been...
- Mis85 04/25/2012
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- What's common between Hitler and Taco Bell?
- Both are responsible for gassing lots of people.
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- What's common between Hitler and Taco Bell?
- Both are responsible for gassing lots of people.
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- Don't mess with uncle bob
- The story of Uncle Bob The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it....
- ussoldier820 03/17/2012
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- Gorillas??
- Why Do Gorillas Have Big Noses? Cause They Have big FINGERS! HAHAHAH
- jedzhonor 01/05/2012
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- Superbowl
- The captain of the Detroit Lions just made it to the superbowl with his team but lost because his QB didn't have a good enough arm. Knowing he needed...
- simplytheish 06/26/2011
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- Popular Joke Told During the 40's
- How many Swiss does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One... because the rest of the country remains nuetral while Hitler sweeps across Europe.
- Chadro52000 03/25/2011
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- Another offensive joke
- Q. What's the difference in a war hero and a serial killer A. War
- HvyMtlHiRoller 03/07/2011
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- Uncle Dave
- A teacher instructs her fifth-grade class to ask their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end. The next day the kids come in and...
- zefarrett 01/11/2011
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- FUNNY NEW CHUCK NORRIS!
- What do you get when you cross Chuck norris rollerblading with lance armstrong the famous race biker?? -A FULL BAG OF DISTILLED GRAVEL-PICKLES...
- sterobj 10/04/2010
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- The Last Laugh, American Style
- President Clinton visits Saddam Hussein to talk about the UNSCOM inspections in Iraq. As he sits down he sees three buttons in the armrest of...
- smodaddy 04/16/2010
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- girls night out
- Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home...
- milw414 03/15/2010
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- WWII confessions
- The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the...
- guinness13494 09/08/2009
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- global terror levels
- Global Terror Levels As many are aware, the French government recently announced a raise in its terror alert level from "Run" to...
- smodaddy 08/20/2009
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- How the germans beat the polish in a week
- When the polish threw their grenades at the Germans, the Germans picked it up pulled out the pin and threw it back.
- heishi 07/02/2009
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- Sex in a fox hole
- It's World War II and everyone is dug in to a foxhole. The private goes up to his Sargeant and tells him he has to take a shit really bad. The Sarge...
- mortgagemescott 05/06/2009
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- Swine Flu
- It has been said that we will never have a Black President until pigs fly. Now, 100 days into Obama's Presidency: "Swine Flu"!
- davida8575 04/30/2009
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- GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
- Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is...
- abbottwar 04/20/2009
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- Religous war!
- What is they key source and knowledge behind gruesome and deadly religous wars? To see who has the best imaginary friend.
- liverpool2 04/10/2009
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- Irish declare war on the French
- The French President is sitting in his office when his telephone rings. 'Hallo, Mr. Sarkozy!' a heavily accented voice said. 'This is Paddy down...
- jinky1888 04/07/2009
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- Obama.
- What does OBAMA stand for? One Big Ass Mistake America!
- davida8575 04/06/2009
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- Iraq and Hiroshima
- What do Iraq and Hiroshima have in common? Nothing yet!
- Gerrirandall 04/04/2009
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- World War II Monopoly Game
- First... this is not a joke. Starting in 1941, an increasing number of British airmen found themselves as the involuntary guests of the Third...
- Dogfart 04/03/2009
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- Sticky Keys
- Why is it that you have to press Shift five times to turn on "Sticky Keys"? There is a much easier way to do that: Give the comp to Pewee...
- davida8575 04/03/2009
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- The bear hunter.
- A guy went out bear hunting one day. He saw a bear and shot it. It was a perfect shot in the head. He walked over to retrieve the dead bear and it...
- davida8575 03/29/2009
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- Oogah Boogah.
- Two guys got caught by a tribe of cannibals in the jungle. the chief of the tribe came to the first guy and he said, "I give you two choices:...
- davida8575 03/29/2009
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- The Captain's Pants
- On one fine sunny day out in the Caribbean, Captain Jack was informed by his lookout that there were 3 Pirate ships spotted about 10 miles out. The...
- SuperSpy 03/17/2009
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- Inflatable sex dolls.
- A man went to the sex shop to get an inflatable sex doll. He went to the counter and asked the cashier if he had any good sex dolls. The guy behind...
- davida8575 03/07/2009
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- Wall-Mart
- Why are there no Wall-Marts in Iraq? Because they are all Targets.
- davida8575 02/27/2009
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- Blowing up the Neighbors house
- Three men were flying in a plane, when they decided to drop stuff on the town they were flying over. One dropped a book, one dropped a brick, and one...
- ADLife 02/13/2009
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- A guy driving through Detroit
- A racist man driving through Detroit saw a black man walking down the sidewalk. He could not resist, so he swerved over and hit him. Then he kept...
- davida8575 02/06/2009
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- Ireland Vs. France
- Jacques Chirac, The French President, is sitting in his office when his telephone rings. "Hallo, Mr. Chirac!" a heavily accented voice...
- Tallness 02/03/2009
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- Iraq and hiroshima.
- What do Iraq and Hiroshima have in common? Nothing yet.
- davida8575 01/27/2009
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- Obama and Kennedy.
- What does Obama have in common with Lincoln and JFK? Nothing yet!
- davida8575 01/27/2009
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- french navy
- Why does the new french navy only have glass bottom ships? So they can see the old french navy.
- dcervenka05 01/26/2009
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- Yo mamma
- Yo mamma so old: She invented yo mamma jokes. God said, "Let there be light and she flicked the switch. She so old and fat, She farted...
- davida8575 01/19/2009
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- What's a fags favorite movie?
- What's a fags favorite movie? The SPERMINATOR.
- davida8575 01/19/2009
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