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    • Yo mamma so White
    • Yo mamma so white she think affirmative action is off-brand Viagra. Yo mamma so white she ran naked through the snow, all I saw was...
    • davida8575 01/19/2009
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    • Yo mamma so dumb
    • you mamma so dumb on the way to disneyland it said on a sign "disneyland left"... so she turned round and went home.
    • davida8575 01/19/2009
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    • Yo mama so old
    • I told her to act her own age, and she died she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp. she farts dust. she drove a chariot to high school. her...
    • davida8575 01/19/2009
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    • WWII American Soldier
    • An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally...
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    • Army vehicles
    • What do you call an Army truck, inside of which, women wash their pussies? A "Douche and a half"!
    • davida8575 01/15/2009
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    • out gunned
    • Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle. "That's no problem, son,"...
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    • An Agreement
    • A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Faluijiah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite...
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    • Outnumbered
    • A large group of lingering Taliban soldiers is moving down a road when they hear a voice from behind a sand dune: “One U.S. Special Forces...
    • Firuze 11/24/2008
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    • Blond jokes
    • What is the difference between a blond and most men? A blond has a higher sperm count. Why did the blond put a cigarette up her cunt? She...
    • davida8575 11/17/2008
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    • Woman jogging
    • What's the difference between a sewing machine and a woman jogging? A sewing machine only has one bobbin.
    • davida8575 11/16/2008
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    • George Gets Saddam
    • Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When George sits down, he notices three...
    • EmEffer 11/14/2008
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    • A dirty confession
    • A guy went to the preacher and said, "Father forgive me, for I have sinned. Last night I slept with a woman to whom I was not...
    • davida8575 11/09/2008
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    • A trip to the gyno.
    • A woman went to the gynecologist because her vagina was stinking. The doctor was taking a look inside her coochie and he said, "My god you...
    • davida8575 10/09/2008
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    • Get Down
    • Why did alot of black guys die during WWII? Cuz when they yelled get down, they started dancing!
    • sancho08 09/30/2008
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    • Adam meets Eve.
    • What was the first thing Adam ever said to Eve? Stand back! I don't know how big this thing is going to get!
    • davida8575 09/25/2008
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    • caught cheating
    • A very muscular woman caught her husband cheating on her. So she beat him up and dragged him to the garage. She put his dick in the vice and...
    • davida8575 09/24/2008
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    • Mike Tyson jokes
    • What are Mike Tyson's favorite foods? MacEARoni and cheese and B-EAR What do you say to Mike Tyson if he has no arms and no legs? Yo mama (Or...
    • davida8575 09/24/2008
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    • Adam and Eve
    • God looks down at Adam, just after he created him and said, "Adam, I tell you what, I will make you a woman. She will be just perfect. She...
    • davida8575 09/24/2008
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    • War Philosophy
    • When you are a soldier you are one of two things, either at the front or behind the lines. If you are behind the lines you need not worry. If you...
    • erricred 09/02/2008
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    • Gulf War Jokes
    • Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet. Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey. Q: What do Miss...
    • mynameisnobody 09/01/2008
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    • Texas Politicians
    • T. B. Bechtel, a part-time City Councilman from Midland, TX , was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought of the allegations...
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    • Wars of Switzerland
    • The Swiss have not been in a war for 600 years. I mean what do you expect them to do? Pull out their little Swiss army knifes? One pops out a...
    • alanabdin 08/25/2008
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    • Taliban jokes.
    • !Why does Osama always carry a piece of shit in his pocket? It is his photo ID. What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common? Nothing...
    • davida8575 07/29/2008
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    • Hitler Starting WWIII
    • Hitler walks into a bar. He says, "Bartender. give me a beer." The bartender gave him a beer looking at him funny and asks, "Hey...
    • heyyyfalcooone 07/17/2008
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    • World War II
    • Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?" The barman said,...
    • heyyyfalcooone 07/10/2008
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    • Mexican Joke
    • Why were there only 10,000 people at the mexican war? Cause they only had 4 trucks...
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    • bush chenny joke
    • I guy walks into a bar and sees Bush and Chenny sitting in a corner. So, the guy walks up to them and says its a real pleasure, and what are you...
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    • word war 3
    • Hitler walks into a bar. He says, "Bartender. give me a beer." The bartender gave him a beer looking at him funny and asks, "Hey...
    • DreaD08 06/13/2008
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