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    • One Wish
    • "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like...
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    • Peace in the Middle East
    • A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie. He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one...
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    • White Hummer
    • A genie grants a redneck one wish. Guy thinks about it and says to the genie, "I want a white hummer with lots of chrome". Genie says...
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    • Funny joke
    • Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room, there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and...
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    • A man's wish
    • One day a fisherman was out at sea, when he snares a tiny little gold fish. Looking up at him the goldfish speaks, telling him "I'll grant...
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    • I grant you one wish
    • A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach, when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord...
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    • Farah Faucet's wish
    • when Farah Faucet died and went to heaven god told her he would grant her one wish after thinking about it for a moment she said that her wish...
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    • One Condition
    • Phil, a smart and handsome young man, dressed in the latest fashion, walked into this local pub. He noticed a woman gazing at him without...
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    • 3 Guys and a Genie
    • A Canadian, an Iraqi and a Jew are walking down the street together. They stumble across a bottle and open it up. Out pops a genie who says since...
    • 3wise 01/28/2009
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    • One Wish
    • A man walks into a pub with an ostrich and a pussy cat. He goes up the bar and says: "Beer for me, beer for the ostrich, whisky for the...
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    • 3 Wishes
    • 3 Wishes with a Catch One day Joe finds a genie lamp and decides to test his luck out. He picks the lamp up and gives it a good rub. The big...
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    • Wish
    • A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer when all of a sudden he said aloud, "Lord grant me one wish". The sky...
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    • The Bear And The Rabbit
    • A bear was chasing a little rabbit. "Stop running and get back here!" yelled the bear. "Never!" shouted the rabbit. As the...
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    • Genie's wish
    • A couple went golfing one day at a very exclusive course lined with million dollar homes. On the third tee, the husband cautioned, "Honey, be...
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    • ugly people
    • A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker and because of the...
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    • A man and a genie
    • My friend told me this and I thought I'd put it on here. So, a man finds a lamp on the ground and rubs it and OF COURSE a genie comes out. He...
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    • Big bic
    • Guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and immediately notices the guy has a very large Bic cigarette lighter. The first guy says...
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    • THE GRAND WISH
    • A guy is walking along the shoreline at the beach. Sure enough he kicks up a bottle, pulls the cork, and out comes the Genie to give him one wish...
    • BIC1559 08/09/2008
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    • DUMB BLONDE WISH
    • A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp....
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    • A Dying Wish
    • A man of the congregation was on his death bed. The Pastor, who was very passionate of all those that attended his church visited the man....
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    • The Wishing Shell
    • There was a man who was walking along the beach when he found a wishing shell. He blew in the shell and a genie came out and told the man he was...
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    • A Genie's Wish
    • A construction worker is working overtime when he finds a magic lamp under some dirt. After rubbing it, out comes an extremely beautiful, curvy...
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    • Sure Wish I Could Do That!
    • Two drunks are sitting in a bar. In the corner across from them there's a dog just lickin' and lickin' away at his balls. The first drunk turns...
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    • A New Wish
    • A guy found a magic lamp, and naturally, he rubbed it. The genie popped out and said, "I'll grant you any wish you want." The guy...
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    • Three Wishes
    • Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texas Gentleman are all walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a...
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    • Poof
    • An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her...
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    • One Wish
    • A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the...
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    • Last wish
    • An very old man is in his bedroom and he knows he doesn't have much time left to live. As he is about to die, he smells cookies. Confused, he...
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    • Black genie joke
    • A fat black guy is walking down the street and finds an old lamp so he rubs it and a genie appears and says "I am at your command, you have...
    • kickass_legend 04/20/2008
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    • The Magic Mirror
    • Three women, a blonde brunette and a redhead walk into a store that has a sign saying that the store has a mirror that grants your wishes. They...
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    • Shooting Star
    • Two bin men are filling up the late night truck when one of them see's a shooting star and says: "If you wish under a shooting star it will...
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