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One day a fisherman was out at sea, when he snares a tiny little gold fish. Looking up at him the goldfish speaks, telling him "I'll grant...
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a man is walking along the beach and comes across a bottle, so he picks it up and brushes the sand off of it. smoke starts spewing out of the...
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A guy is walking along the shoreline at the beach. Sure enough he kicks up a bottle, pulls the cork, and out comes the Genie to give him one wish...
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A New Wish
A guy found a magic lamp, and naturally, he rubbed it. The genie popped out and said, "I'll grant you any wish you want." The guy...
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Careful what you wish for
A guy is about to go to sleep and a fairy appears out of nowhere and says "Hey there you get one wish for being such a great person" So...
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A fat black guy is walking down the street and finds an old lamp so he rubs it and a genie appears and says "I am at your command, you have...
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