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    • Life Lesson - Its best to be last

    • A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out....
    • FuckUSAFA
      Uploaded 04/13/2011
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    • One Wish

    • "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like...
    • briantreybig
      Uploaded 01/14/2011
      • 1k Views
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    • Peace in the Middle East

    • A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie. He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one...
    • ThomasPHoolery
      Uploaded 01/05/2011
      • 2.2k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • White Hummer

    • A genie grants a redneck one wish. Guy thinks about it and says to the genie, "I want a white hummer with lots of chrome". Genie says...
    • SamOsa
      Uploaded 12/17/2010
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    • Funny joke

    • Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room, there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and...
    • burnt_out
      Uploaded 07/20/2010
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      • 5 Comments
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    • A man's wish

    • One day a fisherman was out at sea, when he snares a tiny little gold fish. Looking up at him the goldfish speaks, telling him "I'll grant...
    • sange
      Uploaded 12/16/2009
      • 1.5k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • I grant you one wish

    • A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach, when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord...
    • aablueangel
      Uploaded 11/20/2009
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    • When you wish upon a shooting star,

    • When you wish upon a shooting star, all your dreams will come true. Unless the star is really a meteor about to destroy the earth. Then, you’re...
    • CrazyDoc
      Uploaded 08/24/2009
      • 2.3k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Farah Faucet's wish

    • when Farah Faucet died and went to heaven god told her he would grant her one wish after thinking about it for a moment she said that her wish...
    • mrcwright
      Uploaded 06/28/2009
      • 674 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • One Condition

    • Phil, a smart and handsome young man, dressed in the latest fashion, walked into this local pub. He noticed a woman gazing at him without...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 02/13/2009
      • 801 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • 3 Guys and a Genie

    • A Canadian, an Iraqi and a Jew are walking down the street together. They stumble across a bottle and open it up. Out pops a genie who says since...
    • 3wise
      Uploaded 01/28/2009
      • 1.3k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • One Wish

    • A man walks into a pub with an ostrich and a pussy cat. He goes up the bar and says: "Beer for me, beer for the ostrich, whisky for the...
    • ShellyDazzler
      Uploaded 01/15/2009
      • 514 Views
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    • 3 Wishes

    • 3 Wishes with a Catch One day Joe finds a genie lamp and decides to test his luck out. He picks the lamp up and gives it a good rub. The big...
    • shoots222
      Uploaded 01/01/2009
      • 820 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Wish

    • A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer when all of a sudden he said aloud, "Lord grant me one wish". The sky...
    • Fade2Black
      Uploaded 12/21/2008
      • 569 Views
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    • The Bear And The Rabbit

    • A bear was chasing a little rabbit. "Stop running and get back here!" yelled the bear. "Never!" shouted the rabbit. As the...
    • mayhem123
      Uploaded 12/19/2008
      • 842 Views
      • 8 Comments
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    • Genie's wish

    • A couple went golfing one day at a very exclusive course lined with million dollar homes. On the third tee, the husband cautioned, "Honey, be...
    • wickedbaja223
      Uploaded 12/17/2008
      • 1.2k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • ugly people

    • A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker and because of the...
    • Frankielike
      Uploaded 10/29/2008
      • 832 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A man and a genie

    • My friend told me this and I thought I'd put it on here. So, a man finds a lamp on the ground and rubs it and OF COURSE a genie comes out. He...
    • magickid
      Uploaded 10/12/2008
      • 780 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Big bic

    • Guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and immediately notices the guy has a very large Bic cigarette lighter. The first guy says...
    • mynameisnobody
      Uploaded 08/30/2008
      • 6.4k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • THE GRAND WISH

    • A guy is walking along the shoreline at the beach. Sure enough he kicks up a bottle, pulls the cork, and out comes the Genie to give him one wish...
    • BIC1559
      Uploaded 08/09/2008
      • 983 Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • DUMB BLONDE WISH

    • A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp....
    • karbon_v12
      Uploaded 08/06/2008
      • 501 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A Dying Wish

    • A man of the congregation was on his death bed. The Pastor, who was very passionate of all those that attended his church visited the man....
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 08/05/2008
      • 468 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • The Wishing Shell

    • There was a man who was walking along the beach when he found a wishing shell. He blew in the shell and a genie came out and told the man he was...
    • baggd69
      Uploaded 07/11/2008
      • 585 Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • A Genie's Wish

    • A construction worker is working overtime when he finds a magic lamp under some dirt. After rubbing it, out comes an extremely beautiful, curvy...
    • imwithstupid794
      Uploaded 07/07/2008
      • 2.8k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Sure Wish I Could Do That!

    • Two drunks are sitting in a bar. In the corner across from them there's a dog just lickin' and lickin' away at his balls. The first drunk turns...
    • i_know_jack
      Uploaded 06/07/2008
      • 438 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A New Wish

    • A guy found a magic lamp, and naturally, he rubbed it. The genie popped out and said, "I'll grant you any wish you want." The guy...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 06/06/2008
      • 479 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Three Wishes

    • Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texas Gentleman are all walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a...
    • GoCowboys101
      Uploaded 05/29/2008
      • 741 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Poof

    • An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 05/23/2008
      • 673 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • One Wish

    • A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 05/19/2008
      • 109k Views
      • 461 Comments
      • 25 Favorites
    • Last wish

    • An very old man is in his bedroom and he knows he doesn't have much time left to live. As he is about to die, he smells cookies. Confused, he...
    • eatCORNCHIPS
      Uploaded 05/03/2008
      • 2k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Careful what you wish for

    • A guy is about to go to sleep and a fairy appears out of nowhere and says "Hey there you get one wish for being such a great person" So...
    • kickass_legend
      Uploaded 04/20/2008
      • 1.5k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Black genie joke

    • A fat black guy is walking down the street and finds an old lamp so he rubs it and a genie appears and says "I am at your command, you have...
    • kickass_legend
      Uploaded 04/20/2008
      • 2.6k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Magic Mirror

    • Three women, a blonde brunette and a redhead walk into a store that has a sign saying that the store has a mirror that grants your wishes. They...
    • fuzzyllama
      Uploaded 12/31/2007
      • 2.6k Views
      • 11 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Shooting Star

    • Two bin men are filling up the late night truck when one of them see's a shooting star and says: "If you wish under a shooting star it will...
    • Alimination602
      Uploaded 12/08/2007
      • 3.6k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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