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    • how many womans?
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    • Kung Pao
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    • Glad to be drunk
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    • Old and confused
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    • Train hits catholic bus
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    • Pregnant with my child
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    • A bet with a salesmen
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    • New use for Michael Jackson
    • Since Michael Jackson is 90%+ made of plastic he is going to be melted down and turned into Lego's so little kids can play with him
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    • Playing 'Doctor" ....
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    • The Lord is With us
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    • Condoms
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    • Dining With The First Lady
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    • A Chat With Jesus
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    • The Gambler
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    • Urine Sample
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    • Blonde with a Gun
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    • Want to learn Chinese?
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    • not what you think
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    • To Home With Love
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    • testicle therapist
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    • Riding with an Indian
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    • Girl with big breasts
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