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    • Queen.

    • I heard the Queen's got diarrhoea Nobody will have seen royal skidmarks as bad as this since that tunnel in Paris.
    • awooga
      Uploaded 03/13/2013
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    • riddle-how do you get out alivie

    • you are stuck in a room with only two door to escape. one door has a bunch of ninja's that will kill anyone who enters and the other room has a...
    • stewyboy17
      Uploaded 03/08/2011
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    • how many womans?

    • After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. "C'mon, tell me," she asked for the...
    • kishandobaria
      Uploaded 01/13/2011
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    • Kung Pao

    • What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass
    • aliasnate
      Uploaded 11/30/2010
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    • Glad to be drunk

    • A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said,...
    • BigBerto93
      Uploaded 11/12/2010
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    • Elephant Ninjas wearing pajamas

    • A guy named Panchecka started wearing kilns and sporting good items one day. He used to call them the potato wedges. But after panties became un...
    • guitarlover
      Uploaded 04/21/2010
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    • Old and confused

    • While acquainting himself with a new elderly patient, a doctor asked, “How long have you been bedridden?” After a look of complete...
    • ThomasPHoolery
      Uploaded 04/09/2010
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    • We're going to Disneyland!

    • A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma...
    • ThomasPHoolery
      Uploaded 04/09/2010
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    • Train hits catholic bus

    • A train hits a bus filled with catholic school girls and they all perish.They are in heaven trying too enter the pearly gates when St.Peter asks...
    • knightfisher
      Uploaded 12/23/2009
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    • Doctor Sum Ting Wong Advice

    • This is my new Doctor! No wonder Japanese people live so long take advice! Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can...
    • SofaKingTodd
      Uploaded 12/19/2009
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    • Pregnant with my child

    • An 85-year old man is having his annual checkup. The Doctor asks him how he is feeling. "I've got an eighteen-year old bride who's...
    • dimes138
      Uploaded 11/07/2009
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    • A bet with a salesmen

    • A salesman came across a house that had a large amount of cars parked outside it, intrigued he stopped and decided to sell his double glazing to...
    • Frankielike
      Uploaded 10/19/2009
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    • New use for Michael Jackson

    • Since Michael Jackson is 90%+ made of plastic he is going to be melted down and turned into Lego's so little kids can play with him
    • ronfrom
      Uploaded 06/26/2009
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    • Playing 'Doctor" ....

    • A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old...
    • Ricky2
      Uploaded 05/20/2009
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    • The Lord is With us

    • An elderly couple goes for their annual physical. The man is checked out first and the Dr. replies, "Mr. Smith you're in remarkable health...
    • CollegePics
      Uploaded 01/26/2009
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    • Condoms

    • President Vladimir Putin called Tony Blair with an emergency: "Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the Russian President cried;...
    • Sutherland_03
      Uploaded 01/10/2009
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    • This Tells Me That I Must Be Drunk

    • A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into his...
    • AWSmith
      Uploaded 01/07/2009
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    • Dining With The First Lady

    • George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura. The waiter approaches the table and asks for his order. ''I'll...
    • mayhem123
      Uploaded 12/22/2008
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    • A Chat With Jesus

    • Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having a vodka martini along with a quiet conversation...
    • vampdyer
      Uploaded 12/15/2008
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    • The Gambler

    • During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to...
    • GoneAway
      Uploaded 12/15/2008
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    • Urine Sample

    • One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a...
    • GoneAway
      Uploaded 12/15/2008
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    • Dog with no legs

    • What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, it won't come anyway
    • JimmyNo1
      Uploaded 10/17/2008
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    • Blonde with a Gun

    • A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure...
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/13/2008
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    • What's wrong with me doctor?

    • This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up...
    • achilles1313
      Uploaded 09/24/2008
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    • Want to learn Chinese?

    • 1. That's not right ........................ Sum Ting Wong 2. Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding 3. See me...
    • xxyzz
      Uploaded 08/31/2008
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    • not what you think

    • A boy came home from school one day and said to his mom, " Guess what happened to me at school today. I had sex with my teacher!" His...
    • PhilboFagons
      Uploaded 08/10/2008
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    • To Home With Love

    • Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I...
    • heyyyfalcooone
      Uploaded 07/15/2008
      • 517 Views
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    • testicle therapist

    • Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched In horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of Men playing the next...
    • plattman92
      Uploaded 06/26/2008
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      • 7 Comments
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    • Riding with an Indian

    • A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona When her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and...
    • deathmetal
      Uploaded 06/10/2008
      • 537 Views
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