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- plane crash
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- sjhh 05/11/2013
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- men are from Mars women are from Venus...
- Two women are chatting in an office. Woman 1: "I had sex last night, did you?" Woman 2: "Yes." Woman 1: "Was it...
- thawk9 11/30/2012
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- Wife beating joke
- A woman goes to the doctor, beaten Black and Blue.Doctor: "What happened?"Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home...
- impfal50ce 09/27/2012
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- Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car?
- Because she was a women
- xOHHNOOx 09/16/2012
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- Stupid women
- I was about to pull out of a parking space when I asked my wife, "Are there any cars approaching?""No," she said, looking out of...
- poityb 07/10/2012
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- When Girls Don't Put Out!
- I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I...
- JamesForce 04/27/2012
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- Last night of freedom
- As I stopped the car down a quite country lane, I smiled at the girl I had picked up from the nightclub."I'm really going to enjoy my last night...
- poityb 04/26/2012
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- Breast cancer clinic
- I've just been fired from my job as tea boy at the local breast cancer unit, apparently asking the patients 1 lump or to is an unacceptable way to...
- poityb 04/24/2012
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- Conversation in heaven
- SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda. WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die? SYLVIA: I froze to death. WANDA: How horrible! SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit...
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- Girls vs. Guys
- Friendship Between Women: A women didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The...
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- Bud Light and Sweet Tea
- A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my...
- klabeaune 04/08/2012
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- Beautiful Women
- Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man...
- Lucky_Lotto 03/28/2012
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- Blonde paint job
- A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the...
- rosswilding 03/14/2012
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- Womadoes
- How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
- themystery 03/06/2012
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- God is Wise
- Why did god give women legs? So they wouldn't leave snail trails everywhere.
- yeastybeast 02/10/2012
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- Womens rights
- Why does Beyonce sing "to the left to the left"? Because women have no rights
- Bigskuse 02/08/2012
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- Two Women
- Two Women waiting in line at the Pearly Gates to get into heaven and started to strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first...
- guitarlover 01/11/2012
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- 0 to 200 in 6 seconds
- Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift...
- williebe93 01/08/2012
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- Get to work Women
- There are two competing shop owners across the street from one another. One shop owner could not figure out why the other was doing so well. One...
- xOHHNOOx 12/26/2011
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- dark parking lots, etc
- Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for...
- bigewalksalone 12/25/2011
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- Catch and Release
- After a night of drinking, a man drives home with a lady friend from the bar. Halfway there, he gets pulled over by a police officer. The office...
- Urbanus1234 12/17/2011
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- Does beer drinking turn men into women?
- Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that...
- ReadyPower 11/29/2011
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- factory workers
- In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men. Concerned about this, a local woman called on the...
- switchbladepunk 11/27/2011
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- NY times ad
- Ad seen in the New York Times... FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best...
- switchbladepunk 11/27/2011
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- 4 boys
- A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had...
- bigewalksalone 11/18/2011
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- funny joke
- wanna hear a joke? womens rights
- march31 10/05/2011
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- Differences between Men and Women
- Differences between Men and Women 1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 2. A...
- partydude023 09/28/2011
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- Great Pick-Up Line
- A man walks up to a woman sitting alone at a bar. "Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned.I mean, we could hit...
- guitarlover 09/27/2011
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- 3 pregnant women
- 3 pregnant Women we, re in the waiting room at their Doctor. All 3 about 8 months along, and they get to talking. One woman says i, m having a...
- bigewalksalone 09/19/2011
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- By God
- A man and his wife attended the church one evening. The wife decided that it was time to stop her husband from sleeping in church every time. So she...
- partydude023 09/15/2011
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- Why Men Cant Win
- If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive...
- BadMrFroster 08/25/2011
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- God is Wise
- Why did god give women legs? So they wouldn't leave snail trails everywhere.
- yeastybeast 07/27/2011
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- Women explained 2
- How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it. Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don't have balls...
- KrosziZ 07/22/2011
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- Women explained
- How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry It! What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side....
- KrosziZ 07/22/2011
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- That special moment
- What do a camera, a condom & a women's mouth have in common? They're all designed to catch that special moment.
- Bowtiemafia 07/21/2011
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- International Man Laws
- Important Reading: 1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following...
- drawgud 07/13/2011
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- country club
- Three women were changing in the women's locker room of their club when a naked man came in wearing a bag over his head. He ran past them, allowing...
- holden_meown 07/08/2011
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- Change a lightbulb
- How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. Zero. There is no reason they can't make a sandwich in the dark.
- scubadude 07/08/2011
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- Five Very Important Rules For Men
- 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who...
- Eish_Ichu_Noht 07/01/2011
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