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    • plane crash

    • As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a...
    • sjhh
      Uploaded 05/11/2013
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    • Wife beating joke

    • A woman goes to the doctor, beaten Black and Blue.Doctor: "What happened?"Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes...
    • impfal50ce
      Uploaded 09/27/2012
      • 3.6k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
    • Stupid women

    • I was about to pull out of a parking space when I asked my wife, "Are there any cars approaching?""No," she said, looking out...
    • poityb
      Uploaded 07/10/2012
      • 679 Views
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    • When Girls Don't Put Out!

    • I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I...
    • JamesForce
      Uploaded 04/27/2012
      • 369 Views
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    • Last night of freedom

    • As I stopped the car down a quite country lane, I smiled at the girl I had picked up from the nightclub."I'm really going to enjoy my last...
    • poityb
      Uploaded 04/26/2012
      • 449 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Breast cancer clinic

    • I've just been fired from my job as tea boy at the local breast cancer unit, apparently asking the patients 1 lump or to is an unacceptable way...
    • poityb
      Uploaded 04/24/2012
      • 325 Views
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    • Conversation in heaven

    • SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda. WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die? SYLVIA: I froze to death. WANDA: How horrible! SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit...
    • Mis85
      Uploaded 04/21/2012
      • 199 Views
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    • Girls vs. Guys

    • Friendship Between Women: A women didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The...
    • Mis85
      Uploaded 04/21/2012
      • 583 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Bud Light and Sweet Tea

    • A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my...
    • klabeaune
      Uploaded 04/08/2012
      • 495 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Beautiful Women

    • Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the...
    • Lucky_Lotto
      Uploaded 03/28/2012
      • 270 Views
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    • Blonde paint job

    • A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to...
    • rosswilding
      Uploaded 03/14/2012
      • 103 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Womadoes

    • How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
    • themystery
      Uploaded 03/06/2012
      • 55 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • God is Wise

    • Why did god give women legs? So they wouldn't leave snail trails everywhere.
    • yeastybeast
      Uploaded 02/10/2012
      • 138 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Womens rights

    • Why does Beyonce sing "to the left to the left"? Because women have no rights
    • Bigskuse
      Uploaded 02/08/2012
      • 114 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Two Women

    • Two Women waiting in line at the Pearly Gates to get into heaven and started to strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the...
    • guitarlover
      Uploaded 01/11/2012
      • 362 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • 0 to 200 in 6 seconds

    • Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a...
    • williebe93
      Uploaded 01/08/2012
      • 133 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Get to work Women

    • There are two competing shop owners across the street from one another. One shop owner could not figure out why the other was doing so well. ...
    • xOHHNOOx
      Uploaded 12/26/2011
      • 594 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • dark parking lots, etc

    • Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for...
    • bigewalksalone
      Uploaded 12/25/2011
      • 364 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Catch and Release

    • After a night of drinking, a man drives home with a lady friend from the bar. Halfway there, he gets pulled over by a police officer. The office...
    • Urbanus1234
      Uploaded 12/17/2011
      • 699 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • factory workers

    • In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men. Concerned about this, a local woman called on the...
    • switchbladepunk
      Uploaded 11/27/2011
      • 429 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • NY times ad

    • Ad seen in the New York Times... FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or...
    • switchbladepunk
      Uploaded 11/27/2011
      • 337 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • 4 boys

    • A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son...
    • bigewalksalone
      Uploaded 11/18/2011
      • 541 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Great Pick-Up Line

    • A man walks up to a woman sitting alone at a bar. "Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned.I mean, we could...
    • guitarlover
      Uploaded 09/27/2011
      • 1k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • 3 pregnant women

    • 3 pregnant Women we, re in the waiting room at their Doctor. All 3 about 8 months along, and they get to talking. One woman says i, m having...
    • bigewalksalone
      Uploaded 09/19/2011
      • 754 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • By God

    • A man and his wife attended the church one evening. The wife decided that it was time to stop her husband from sleeping in church every time. So...
    • partydude023
      Uploaded 09/15/2011
      • 1.3k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Why Men Cant Win

    • If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring...
    • BadMrFroster
      Uploaded 08/25/2011
      • 658 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Safehouse

    • Have you heard about the new safehouse called Tempura Shelter? It's for lightly battered women.
    • scubadude
      Uploaded 08/21/2011
      • 397 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • God is Wise

    • Why did god give women legs? So they wouldn't leave snail trails everywhere.
    • yeastybeast
      Uploaded 07/27/2011
      • 310 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Women explained 2

    • How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it. Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don't have...
    • KrosziZ
      Uploaded 07/22/2011
      • 944 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Women explained

    • How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry It! What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive...
    • KrosziZ
      Uploaded 07/22/2011
      • 1.1k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • That special moment

    • What do a camera, a condom & a women's mouth have in common? They're all designed to catch that special moment.
    • Bowtiemafia
      Uploaded 07/21/2011
      • 821 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • International Man Laws

    • Important Reading: 1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following...
    • drawgud
      Uploaded 07/13/2011
      • 695 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • country club

    • Three women were changing in the women's locker room of their club when a naked man came in wearing a bag over his head. He ran past them,...
    • holden_meown
      Uploaded 07/08/2011
      • 641 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Change a lightbulb

    • How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. Zero. There is no reason they can't make a sandwich in the dark.
    • scubadude
      Uploaded 07/08/2011
      • 409 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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