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    • plane crash
    • As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a...
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    • When Girls Don't Put Out!
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    • Last night of freedom
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    • Conversation in heaven
    • SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda. WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die? SYLVIA: I froze to death. WANDA: How horrible! SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit...
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    • Girls vs. Guys
    • Friendship Between Women: A women didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The...
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    • Bud Light and Sweet Tea
    • A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my...
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    • Beautiful Women
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    • Blonde paint job
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    • Womadoes
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    • Womens rights
    • Why does Beyonce sing "to the left to the left"? Because women have no rights
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    • Two Women
    • Two Women waiting in line at the Pearly Gates to get into heaven and started to strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the...
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    • Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a...
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    • Get to work Women
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    • dark parking lots, etc
    • Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for...
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    • Catch and Release
    • After a night of drinking, a man drives home with a lady friend from the bar. Halfway there, he gets pulled over by a police officer. The office...
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    • factory workers
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    • NY times ad
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    • 4 boys
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    • Great Pick-Up Line
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    • By God
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    • Why Men Cant Win
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    • Safehouse
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    • Women explained 2
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    • International Man Laws
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    • country club
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    • Change a lightbulb
    • How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. Zero. There is no reason they can't make a sandwich in the dark.
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