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    • The Stranger
    • Charlie walks into the bar he always hangs out in. He walks up to the bartender, who he knows, and orders a beer. He looks around for a seat and...
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    • NYC Parking
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    • Reasons to wrap it
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    • dad, whats a pussy?
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    • feeling like a woman
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    • why?what?when?...
    • You know why women starts with ‘W’… because all questions start with “W?.. ! Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ?...
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    • Women the Continents
    • Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and...
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    • Then who is it?
    • (Only) 2 women were inside an elevator. One's blonde and the other a brunette. The blonde tapped the brunette's shoulder. The brunette gave her...
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    • Dick,tionary.
    • DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH: Yes.......................................No No........................................Yes...
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    • Sexual Assault
    • One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not...
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    • Women and Tornados
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    • Feel like a women again
    • As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a...
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    • Adam's Questions
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    • Man Opens the door
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    • Real Men
    • They draw eyebrows on, wear fake eyelashes and nails, a ton of makeup, hair dye, get Botox injections and boob jobs or padded bras. Then they go...
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    • Who did you lend it to?
    • On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find her new Catholic...
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    • Oral Sex Advice
    • Oral sex is a lot like regular sex: you probably don't get enough of it, it's not like it is in the movies and it's over WAY too fast. So how...
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    • No single women
    • Women are like parking lots. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapt.
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    • Mixed Emotions
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    • Is it clear?
    • It's two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife are asleep, when suddenly the phone rings. The husband picks up the phone and...
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    • Leave the lights on
    • Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
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    • How to Creep People Out
    • - Have your children walk home from school with backpacks. - Wait until they come near two elderly women on the sidewalk. - Drive up in your...
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    • Taxi Cab Confessions
    • A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. "I really...
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    • 7 great jokes
    • READ ALL 7 JOKES. JUST KEEP SCROLLING. **2 fleas on a pussy. One's a burgular & the other one's a junkie. How can you tell them apart? The...
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    • Don't Push The Buttons
    • A gentleman had a serious problem. He made several attempts to enter the men's washrooom, but found it to be occupied. A lady noticed that he was...
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    • No more speaches
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    • Man Vs Christmas tree
    • Why is a Christmas tree better than a man? It stays up for 12 days and nights has cute balls looks good with the lights on What more...
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    • THE FOUR KINDS OF SEX
    • There are four kinds of sex : HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX - After you...
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    • Men Vs Women
    • A WOMAN'S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to...
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    • "The MAN Rules!"
    • The Man Rules Finally, the guys' side of the story. We always hear the Rules From the female side ... Now here are the rules...
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