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- What men are like
- What Women & Men Really Want! WOMEN'S ENGLISH: Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry = You'll be sorry We need = I...
- rondetto 07/02/2009
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- Sunbathing Women
- When should a woman get a suntan? When the roof blows off the kitchen.
- SpencerDieal 06/30/2009
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- The facts of lfe.
- A little boy walks in on his mum and dad having sex. He says, ''What are you doing?'' His dad replies, ''Making you a brother or sister''. The little...
- liverpool2 06/17/2009
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- Women Orgasms
- Q: Why do women fake orgasms? A: They think we care
- rockzilla411 06/15/2009
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- Women Jokes
- How do men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free. One golfer to another: " I got a set of golf for my...
- floydboy8 06/13/2009
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- Men are justa happier species
- MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If...
- bigdaddydent 06/11/2009
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- Elaine and Roger
- Elaine and Roger Let's say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie. She accepts and they have a pretty...
- lafco 06/01/2009
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- Women Evil
- If Women = Time x Money And Time = Money Then Women = Money˛ And if Money = \/ŻEvil Then Money = Evil And Women = Evil
- Ledcke 05/25/2009
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- Two Test Tubes
- 'We have two test tubes here,' said the professor of IVF studies from Monash University. 'They contain two carefully synthesized ingredients that...
- earthwormjerm 05/20/2009
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- Train Sleeping Carriage
- A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to...
- earthwormjerm 05/20/2009
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- Women Are Ruthless!
- Two men and a woman want to become agents for the FBI. After a day of intensive interviews, they are told there is one more test to prove their...
- earthwormjerm 05/20/2009
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- Who's the Boss?
- A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband -- who was a big...
- earthwormjerm 05/20/2009
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- How many women have you slept with?
- After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. "C'mon, tell me," she asked for the...
- earthwormjerm 05/20/2009
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- No Sex Tonight
- One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel...
- asphyx 05/14/2009
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- Flat Tire...
- Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road carefully, got out of the car and opened the trunk....
- kilr33 05/06/2009
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- Seminars For Women
- These valuable courses specific to the needs of women has been thoughtfully prepared and presented by men as in-depth and life changing...
- idontwannakno 05/02/2009
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- He's Armless
- A man wit no arms or legs is sunbathing on the beach. He is approached by three beautiful young woman who take pity on him. The first says to him,...
- bangoskank99 04/29/2009
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- Womens Shelter
- Q. What is the first thing a woman does after leaving an abuse shelter? A. The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.
- Jackassory1982 04/29/2009
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- life lessons
- If a guy says something, and a women doesn't hear him.... is he still wrong?
- vikbatista 04/21/2009
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- Women Tornadoes
- How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
- ktmrider401 04/19/2009
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- Women
- What do you tell a woman w/ 2 black eyes? Nothing. she's been told twice. What do you call a woman w/ 1 black eye? Quick learner What do you...
- firestrike01 04/14/2009
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- Men strike back, Again and Again!!
- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding...
- abbottwar 04/10/2009
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- Men strike back, Again!
- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told...
- abbottwar 04/10/2009
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- Men strike back!
- How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be open when she brings...
- abbottwar 04/10/2009
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- Women's Trouble - Self Induced?
- If a woman is complaining about menstrual cramps, periods, child birth, and back pain due to large breasts, retort by saying, "Well, that's what...
- wxb200 04/05/2009
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- Sperm bank
- Why did the blond get fired from the sperm bank? For drinking on the job!
- davida8575 04/05/2009
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- Dictionary of Women's Terms
- --Dictionary for Women's Personal Ads-- 40-ish: 49 Adventurous: Slept with EVERYONE Athletic: No Tits Average Looking: Ugly Beautiful: ...
- wxb200 04/04/2009
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- Blond joke
- What is the difference between a blond and most men? A blond has a higher sperm count.
- Gerrirandall 04/04/2009
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- One Liners-difference between
- What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?..45 lbs. What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?..45 minutes. What's the...
- abbottwar 04/04/2009
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- Sticky Keys
- Why is it that you have to press Shift five times to turn on "Sticky Keys"? There is a much easier way to do that: Give the comp to Pewee...
- davida8575 04/03/2009
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- Oogah Boogah.
- Two guys got caught by a tribe of cannibals in the jungle. the chief of the tribe came to the first guy and he said, "I give you two choices:...
- davida8575 03/29/2009
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- Dear Tide
- I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am...
- thelegendery 03/24/2009
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- The Great Actor
- There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After several years of searching, he finally finds a theatre where they seem...
- thelegendery 03/18/2009
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- Redneck Visit To The Welfare Office
- A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. "WOW!" the social worker exclaims. "Are they all...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/15/2009
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- 10 Things Men Know About Women
- 1. They have a vagina 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Oh and tits.
- MrsW 03/14/2009
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- Good, Better, Best A Must Read
- Good A Bloomington, IL policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/12/2009
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- No sex tonight
- I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I...
- Diealestick 03/12/2009
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- 84 terms for female masturbation
- 1. Battery testing 2. Beat the clit 3. Bop 4. Bruise the beaver 5. Buff the muff ...
- Diealestick 03/12/2009
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