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- HOUSE BREAKING
- If I ever heard someone breaking into my house, I would just try to pretend like I was also breaking into my house. Oh, and we would laugh about that...
- jedzhonor 01/06/2012
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- DIRTY MIND
- Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior college, asked during class, "Miss Smythe, would you please name the organ...
- pappas21 06/29/2011
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- A Girls First Time
- As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He...
- ciammettic 05/05/2011
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- what women would do if they had a penis for a day
- 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up...
- dimes138 11/07/2009
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- what men would do if they had a vagina for a day
- 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally...
- dimes138 11/07/2009
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- The Perfect Woman Would Say....
- 1. I'll swallow it all, I love the taste. 2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? 3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy! 4. Shouldn't you be down...
- markie554 03/11/2009
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- What would you do?
- I had three girlfriends, but wasnt sure which one to marry. So I decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it. The first one...
- ADLife 01/28/2009
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- What would you do?
- A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man...
- imdave77 01/28/2009
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- A Nun walkes into a bar
- John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his...
- fattycat11 01/11/2009
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- A Blonde Milk Bath
- Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman Alan to leave 15 gallons of milk. When Alan...
- lmfaoman 01/01/2009
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- Ways The Wizard of Oz Would Be Different
- 10. Grizzly scene in which Dorothy blasts flying monkeys out of the sky with an uzi. 9. "Katie bar the door! There's a giant...
- markaronhalt 11/23/2008
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- Which condom would you use....
- Which condom would you use.... Nike Condoms: Just do it. Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling. Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one,...
- deedadee92 09/20/2008
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- Prison or Work
- @ PRISONYou spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell @ WORKYou spend most of your time in a 6X6 cubicle @ PRISONYou get three fully paid for meals a...
- xxyzz 08/24/2008
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- Last 10 Things a Man Would Say
- Last 10 Things a Man Would Say: 10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool dude. 9. While I'm up, can I get you a beer? 8. I think hairy...
- lilcurl 05/15/2008
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- I would rather...
- play Where's Waldo at Paris Hilton's crotch than go to school.
- lerch008 03/19/2008
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- Would you punish me
- Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do? Teacher: no, of course not. Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.
- achilles1313 02/02/2008
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