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- Girlfriend gets her mind blown
- I pulled out the gnarliest booger out of my nose and my gf said "NASTY! So what are you doing to do with that now?" and I said "Watch...
- smithjd80 02/05/2012
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- The big joke
- Ebaums world.... that is all. That is the joke..
- smithjd80 02/05/2012
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- How to screw a priest
- A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly, neither are hurt. They crawl out of...
- scubadude 07/14/2011
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- A Serious Auto Accident
- It was a pretty serious auto accident. Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt, his face smashed into the windshield. In a strange twist of fate,...
- BrandonAR 11/17/2009
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- Falling off the Wagon
- Late one Saturday night, after a long and difficult day of visiting hospitals, nursing homes and elderly members of the congregation, a Southern...
- dcervenka05 02/02/2009
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- Fender Bender
- I left my car in a car park the other day, when I came back to it the bumper and rear lights were all smashed up. Then I found this note under the...
- lorddread 01/04/2009
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- What's the fastest thing in the world?
- So there's these three blokes. First one says "what do you think is the fastest thing in the world?". The others think for a...
- mackyle12 11/21/2008
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- Accident Reports
- I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car. The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small...
- ghoul_69 08/15/2008
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- He's gone too far
- This girl was riding in a car with her boyfriend. She got bored and said "Every time you speed up 5MPH I'll take some clothes...
- ghoul_69 07/16/2008
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- Car Wrecked by Lawyers
- A man runs into a friend and sees that his friend's car is total wreck, covered with leaves, grass, branches,dirt and blood. He asks his...
- djohn23 07/07/2008
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- Blonde Car Accident
- One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the...
- hax92 07/01/2008
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- Gay Drivers
- Two gay guys are driving down a road and stop at a stop sign. Unfortunately, they are rear ended by a truck. The driver looks at the passenger and...
- mortgagemescott 06/05/2008
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- Too drunk to drive
- You know your drunk when you swerve to miss a tree only to find out later it was only your air freshener.
- engineer1371 03/28/2008
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- Auto Accident
- A doctor traveling by car along a country road collides with an attorney who happens to be driving in the opposite direction. The attorney, seeing...
- mortgagemescott 03/04/2008
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