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- In the Year 3000
- In the year 3000, everything will be instant... but the DMV will still take, like, nine f**king seconds.
- kidplayaz13 02/27/2012
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- 3 Year Olds Question
- A three year old boy taking a bath examined his penis and asked, "Mommy, is this my brain?" The mother replied, "Not yet,...
- DrunkandNaked 12/29/2010
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- The Album Of The Year
- Musical industry tycoon decided to gather the data from all over America on which album is bought most often - This way he'll know what is the most...
- P00KY 06/11/2010
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- We're going to Disneyland!
- A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and...
- ThomasPHoolery 04/09/2010
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- Time to start cussing
- A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started...
- ThomasPHoolery 04/09/2010
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- Girls night out
- A group of 40 year old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View...
- ThomasPHoolery 04/09/2010
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- GOOD ANSWER
- THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP. THE LITTLE BOY...
- themystery 08/16/2009
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- Lipstick on the Mirror...
- Lipstick in School (priceless) According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A...
- wxb200 08/02/2009
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- Kids!!
- A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and...
- RedLesPaul 07/25/2009
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- Playing 'Doctor" ....
- A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old...
- Ricky2 05/20/2009
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- Don't know if this is just a sick coincidence but....
- 2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia 2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates...
- abbottwar 05/16/2009
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- a blondes year!!!
- January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print...
- LookItsThatGirl 03/23/2009
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- Dumb Ass Of The Year Award
- Read These And Vote For Your Fav. for DA of the year in the comments. 1. When his 38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during...
- markie554 03/11/2009
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- 13 Year Old Owned In A Chat
- 1/8/2009 6:18:44 PM TheNamesDarkly Farfenwafle 1/8/2009 6:19:04 PM Farfenwafle TheNamesDarkly wtf? 1/8/2009...
- Darknick1994 03/01/2009
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- Top 12 sayings of 2009
- "Top 12 Sayings for 2009" 12. "Like Duh" 11. "Whatever Dude" 10. "Who's Mouth am I in?" 9. ...
- shoots222 01/02/2009
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- Happy New Years!
- Happy New Years!!--Your mom is so fat that everyone will go on to 2009 while she gets stuck in 2008!
- romandetti17 12/31/2008
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- redneck aids test
- Redneck takes his 14 year old daughter to the doctors for an AIDS test. The doctor asks "is she sexually active?" The redneck replies...
- Falthor 11/07/2008
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- Michael Jackson 26-year-olds
- Why does Michael Jackson like twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them!
- semperfi5811 10/12/2008
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- Low Sperm Count
- A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me...
- Collin1234321 10/01/2008
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- Free Butter
- One day a man was out playing golf, when he sliced his shot off into a patch of buttercups. Rather disgusted with himself, he went in search of...
- TigRoux 09/22/2008
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- Old man on a Bus
- An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old mans cane slips on the floor and he falls. As...
- sterling2008 08/31/2008
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- 7 year old getting married
- Little Bobby (seven) was in love with Little Susie (same age) who lived next door. One day, Bobby went to Susie's dad and announced (as seriously...
- dcos 08/18/2008
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- 93 Year Old Sex
- This 93 year old woman is talking to her doctor. She goes: "Doctor. I Gotta Tell You.... I Think There May Be Something Wrong.... In...
- Slughorn 08/16/2008
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- Retarded monkey
- A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. They decide to tell jokes to one another. The 4 year old says "What did the bird...
- aardvark 08/14/2008
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- Next President
- A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. They decide to tell jokes to one another. The 4 year old says "What did the bird...
- aardvark 08/14/2008
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- Heart Attacks and Drinking Water
- A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. They decide to tell jokes to one another. The 4 year old says "What did the bird...
- aardvark 08/14/2008
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- A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
- A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. They decide to tell jokes to one another. The 4 year old says "What did the...
- aardvark 08/13/2008
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- Twenty-Six Year Olds
- Q:Whats the best thing about twenty-six year olds? A:Theres twenty of them!
- Keldon 07/25/2008
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- 80 year old woman remarries
- An 80 year old lady was being interviewed by the local news station because she had just gotten married - for the fourth time. The interviewer...
- djohn23 07/15/2008
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- 4 marriages
- An 84 year old woman was preparing to get married. The local news heard about it and sent a reporter to interview her. He asked about her previous...
- mg762x39 07/07/2008
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- Have a plan B
- So this guy has a daughter. Her reputation is the equivalent to a mosquito that won't die, meaning she is the work of the devil. One day she was...
- morepaincom 06/20/2008
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- 50 year old ass
- A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in the mirror. He asks her what she's doing and she replies, I went to the doctor...
- laxman12 05/12/2008
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- Kids plot to kill teacher
- True story, a group of 1st graders plotted to kidnap their teacher. Their list of supplies included a jumping rope, non toxic glue, and plastic...
- pezoket 04/07/2008
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- What's the difference?
- What's the difference between an eight year old boy and a cactus? You wouldn't fuck a cactus.
- ebaumfag 02/02/2008
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- New years resolution
- Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are some resolutions that you can actually accomplish!...
- aablueangel 01/17/2008
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