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    • In the year 3000, everything will be instant... but the DMV will still take, like, nine f**king seconds.
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    • Condoms
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    • The Album Of The Year
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    • Time to start cussing
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    • GOOD ANSWER
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    • Lipstick on the Mirror...
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    • Kids!!
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    • Playing 'Doctor" ....
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    • a blondes year!!!
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    • Dumb Ass Of The Year Award
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    • Pedophile
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    • redneck aids test
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    • Low Sperm Count
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    • Free Butter
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    • Old man on a Bus
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    • 7 year old getting married
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    • 93 Year Old Sex
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    • Retarded monkey
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    • Next President
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    • 80 year old woman remarries
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    • 4 marriages
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    • Have a plan B
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    • Kids plot to kill teacher
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    • New years resolution
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