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    • The Zoo

    • Went to the zoo. There was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.
    • looneytunes123
      Uploaded 11/05/2011
      • 296 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Baking

    • A boy went to a pub with his mom and saw two teens having s*x. he asked his mom what they were doing. His mom replied: "They're baking a...
    • suicide2992
      Uploaded 05/09/2011
      • 966 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Goriilla in heat

    • A small zoo in Alabama acquires a rare gorilla, who quickly becomes agitated. The zookeeper determines that the female ape is in heat, but there...
    • ThomasPHoolery
      Uploaded 01/11/2011
      • 803 Views
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    • A Day at the Zoo

    • It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with...
    • ThomasPHoolery
      Uploaded 11/12/2010
      • 1.2k Views
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    • Zoo Animals

    • Why does the Zoo get tested often? Because they have too many cheetahs.
    • duncant
      Uploaded 09/24/2010
      • 574 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • The Redneck and the Gorilla.

    • A small Alabama Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female, became very...
    • DarthTolkien
      Uploaded 11/25/2009
      • 859 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Elephant

    • An Irishman went to London for a visit to the zoo. While there, he saw a man with an elephant act. The man claimed the elephant could look at...
    • rockzilla411
      Uploaded 06/19/2009
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    • Little Johnny at the Zoo

    • Little Johnny is visiting the zoo with his mother. They go to the elephant exhibit, where a big old bull elephant is taking a leak. Johnny points...
    • sunborg10
      Uploaded 05/30/2009
      • 851 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Got a headache

    • It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day, and at closing time they walked past the...
    • ms_2_thick
      Uploaded 03/28/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Gorilla Sex

    • A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very ornery, and difficult to handle....
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 02/09/2009
      • 2.5k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Excited Gorilla

    • A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his...
    • Riley
      Uploaded 01/08/2009
      • 595 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Working at the Zoo

    • While I worked at the zoo my job was to circumcise elephants. It didn't pay well but the tips were great!
    • polishedbullet
      Uploaded 11/14/2008
      • 585 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Gay Men and The Zoo

    • Two gay gentlemen were walking through a zoo. They came across the gorillas and after a while they noticed that the huge male gorilla had a...
    • ecsk8pk
      Uploaded 10/15/2008
      • 2k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • 3 balled elephant

    • Q: What do you do with an elephant, whose got 3 balls? A: Walk him to first, and pitch to the girrafe!
    • Weber
      Uploaded 10/13/2008
      • 846 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Penguins At The Zoo

    • A man who imports endangered species to the United States imports two endangered penguins and gives them to one of his workers and tells him,...
    • RickMyRorripop
      Uploaded 09/08/2008
      • 915 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Gorilla Crushes Gay Man

    • Two gay gentlemen are walking through a zoo, checking out the animals. They come across the gorillas and after a while they notice that the...
    • HandCannon
      Uploaded 08/20/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • yo mama joke15

    • Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."
    • moneymaker1127
      Uploaded 07/24/2008
      • 295 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • blonde and monkey

    • a blonde was buying gas and after she paid for it she saw a gentleman by her car he introduced him self and said " i don't mean to be rude...
    • Rggburry2500
      Uploaded 06/27/2008
      • 2.2k Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • the zoo

    • an elephant says to a camel hey do you store breats milk in those things? and the camel is like well then do you pee from that thing on your head?
    • Rggburry2500
      Uploaded 06/26/2008
      • 487 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A Zoo Story

    • A Zoo Story A guy found a sheep and showed him to a policeman. The policeman said, "Take that sheep to the zoo, now."...
    • studmuffin75
      Uploaded 06/24/2008
      • 601 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Sheep

    • A guy found a sheep and showed him to a policeman. The policeman said, "Take that sheep to the zoo, now." Next day the policeman...
    • LizZzZzZz
      Uploaded 04/20/2008
      • 856 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • trip to the zoo

    • A guy found a sheep and showed him to a policeman. The policeman said, "Take that sheep to the zoo, now." Next day the policeman...
    • sourapplealtoid
      Uploaded 04/15/2008
      • 996 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • gorilla

    • a guy walks into the zoo when he sees a gorilla. the gorilla whispered: "psst come closer". the guy all surprised closed in a step....
    • MrDaldo
      Uploaded 03/26/2008
      • 882 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Blonde and the Monkeys

    • A blonde was driving to the store when she saw a guy with two monkeys. She pulled over and asked if he needs help. "Yes I do," he...
    • cripster
      Uploaded 02/10/2008
      • 905 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Penguins

    • A cop pulled over a man who was driving a car filled with penguins. "Sir," the officer said to the driver, "you can't have all...
    • psterr
      Uploaded 01/29/2008
      • 835 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Rare gorilla

    • A zoo obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian...
    • hilldk
      Uploaded 01/17/2008
      • 1.7k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
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