personally I donât care for telemarketers, in fact I really donât care for them. They call at the most inoppertune times - when youâre eating, sleeping, relaxing, or just sitting around doing nothing (yea even then itâs annoying). In the even you have alittle time on your hands and want to really ensure they donât call back (letâs face it, the National Do Not Call List only goes so far)⦠here is the F&J top 10 list for getting rid of a telemarketerâ¦
1. Say, âNo,â over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each no, and keep an even tempo even as theyâre trying to speak. Maybe sing a song with all âNoâsâ This is the most fun if you can keep going until they hang up. 2. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could it. Ask, âHow long can I keep it? Do I have to ever pay it back, or is it like that other money I borrowed before my bankruptcy?â 3. If they start out with, âHow are you today?â say, âWhy do you want to know?â Or you can say, âIâm so ... Read more ...
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A man comes into the ER and yells; "My wife's going to have her baby in the
cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress,
and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were
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