i have reached the beginning of the pinnicle of uselessness. i went from enoob to user yesterday. i celebrated by throwing up in my own mouth and then watched Beaches on tv. then i threw up in my own mouth again.

 

hello, everyone, my name is AWFULJACKASS and i am a user. i have been a user for about a year now. i used before, but it was only occasional useage. like at parties or when i was bored. then one day i decided to become a full time user and opened an account with the dealer ebaum. of all the things i liked to indulge myself with , the new blog section really hit the spot. it took me to another level that commenting on the feture page just couldn't reach. you mean i get a WHOLE FUCKING PAGE TO RANT AND SPEW MY FILTH ON?!?!?!?!? from then on i was hooked.

 

i also have been known to use the blog section as my own little fountain of inspiration as i am about to do right...........................NOW!

 

i need help guys. i need a topic for my persuasive essay ... Read more ...

i went outside today. rainy and cold, i drove to my local Sam's Club to buy a bag of buffalo wings. they were good.

as i drove to that shining monument to American greed and gluttony to buy my unneccicary food, i had another break from reality. it's hard to explain. it just feels like people arent real. i stare at people and i am sure i look quite insane when these breaks happen.

pink globs of goo. like a movie going on and everyone i see are extras in the movie that is my life. strange strangers in a strange land.

my sons football team lost for the first time last night. rain and cold and mud and sweat and tears. real football for real men.....well, for 10 and 11 year old men that is. they beat themselves. cant win a ball game when you miss tackles and fumble the ball.

i really need to get a job so my mind is occupied more. me having time to think is a baaad thing. my newest obsession is this 2012 bullshit. i'm strange and different though. i'm not afraid it will happen.... i W ... Read more ...

i know this seems long and without a point, but there is some good shit here

 

 

noigraud:

awfylljackass [11:25pm] AWFULJACKASS: hey wuz up. love the avatar. fits you perfectly [11:25pm] noigraud: oh yeah ? i does doens't it [11:25pm] AWFULJACKASS: lol yes [11:25pm] noigraud: i was garey busey in anotehr life [11:26pm] AWFULJACKASS: garey busey is a great man in my eyes [11:26pm] noigraud: only sene him ni an episode of entourage i hate that show ari gold owns though [11:27pm] AWFULJACKASS: ... Read more ...

to start off, i'm 5'9" and weigh 190 pounds of not-so-solid muscle. i can bench like 260 lbs. so i guess i am kinda strong. like that shit even matters.

 

i usually get told i "seem big" and not in the bedroom where i want to hear that. my attitude has gotten me into and out of many fights. mostly out of them because i have, literally, only been in about 8 fights my whole life due to an argument or other kind of confrontation.

i WAS a red belt in tae kwan do when i was younger. i could nearly do complete splits and was a force to be reconed with on the sparring mat.

 

now i  can barely touch my toes without my back popping like bubble wrap.

 

what does this have to do with anything?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

nothing. just gotta chest bump cuz everyone else is.

 

lookin around for a topic to write on i found this absurd gem:

 

 

 

 

He can explain that three of the touchdowns came on returns. And that a blocked punt brought a fourth.

He can offer that his team threw just one pass in the second half. One that was played with backups and with a running clock throughout.

He can even reveal that his team lost to this very opponent just a year ago.

But in a high school landscape increasingly aware of sportsmanship issues - one where quick harsh judgments are made based solely on a score - Chaminade-Madonna football coach Tim Tyrrell knows he has a tough time explaining how his Hollywood, Fla., team rolled to victory over Pompano Beach last week.

83-0.

"We did not go into the game looking to score that many points,'' he said, "and a lot of them came in bunches and off big plays.

"We only had one real drive; the rest came on short fields."

The Lions scored on a blocked punt, ... Read more ...