i, on occasion, have been known to partake in marijuana usage. i know it's a stretch to believe that. i have also been known to eat large amounts of pain medication while imbibing liquor and trying to act as if the cop i was talking to at the time couldnt tell. none of this really matters. what does matter is that i was having fun while i was doing this. now i know the cries of "those are not responsible actions for a man with a family" and "it's always fun till you die" will be flung around like cheap hookers rolled up in a sleazy motel room rug in the trunk of your rental, but fuck it. gotta LIVE man!

now, human excrement. you know, fecal matter, is not a toy. under n ... Read more ...

ever sit in a dark room and wait? just wait for something to happen? no tv, no music, no one else there with you. just you, your thoughts, and the 10 other people that live in your head. i simultaniously love and hate silence. i love it because it is......well........silent. no noise, no one verbally clawing at you with questions, jokes, opinions, unnessesarry statements. i hate it because i can really hear myself then. all of me. i fill the silence like a 747 taking off. my thoughts rage. pulse in and out screaming and whispering.

i liken the inside of my skull to a radio station not quite set to one station. multiple stations jockying for position on the dial. fading in and out. you catch a phrase, a word, a sound and wonder "what the fuck were they talkin bout there?".

i'm amazed sometimes how i get through a day sometimes. ever wake up in a blinding rage and dont know why? or a deep, deep depression? or so fuckin happy you could shit rainbows and piss hope? it gets pretty confusing at tim ... Read more ...

the idea of an ideal union was born today 233 years ago. the men and women responsible for this idea were regular people: farmers, shop owners, printers, intellectuals. they decided to forgo the safety and familiarity of a sprawling empire, the likes of which the world hadn't seen since the Romans, in favor of a fledgling country withering under the taxation and authority of said great empire. on that day 56 men risked everything they owned and their lives by signing the Declaration of Independence, thus committing treason against the British Empire and the king of England. how excited and apprehensive those men must have been! sitting in congress in Philadelphia, sweat dripping from brow in the sweltering heat of the summer, birthing a nation that no one thought would live past December.

while the Continental Congress was in Philadelphia debating over the declaration, General George Washington has fortified a position on the Hudson Bay called Brooklyn Heights and was engaging in skirmishes ... Read more ...

i keep having breaks with reality. or what most consider reality. i once described what i experience to a guy i was in the army with. he was from northern california and used to be heavy into acid, shrooms, and any other drug he could do that didnt require shooting up. he said i pretty much described an acid trip. i have never done acid. my body feels light, almost non-exsistant and people around me seem only two-dimentional like a movie. sometimes faces distort and sometimes i hear voices. i once stared at a lamp for 20 mins because it was talking to me. nothing crazy like "go kill yourself", just like normal small talk, but it was a lamp. it's not really scary unless it happens when i'm driving. i get tunnel vision and the object at the furthest point in my vision rushes up and becomes extremely clear like looking through a telescope. the voices have been loud enough for me to jump before. it's sporatic, but i can remember when it didnt happen so often. feels like my brain is twisting and rolling over in ... Read more ...

have you ever been lying in bed jerkin off and get so into it that you dont realize that your dick is pointed right at your face? then you're soo into jackin it to the porn clip you downloaded and looped that when you bust you shoot hot jizz all over your chin and lips? HAHAHAHA, ME EITHER! just a question.....an innocent question is all.

you ever straddle the toilet and take a shit without sitting down? bending all the way over so you can see your asshole yawn as a log passes your fleshy poop door? HAHAHAHA, ME EITHER! just a question.....

you ever go into your parents room when you're house sitting while they are out of town and jerk off into every pair of panties she owns? even every pair of panties your father owns? and as you bust a nut scream at the top of your lungs "AND THE CHEESE IS SPOILED!" while r.kelly plays in the background ever so softly? HAHAHAHAHA, ME EITHER!

have you ever fucked a one legged woman named Peggy? WELL IF YOU HAVE, MOTHERFUCKER, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM M ... Read more ...