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noigraud:

awfylljackass [11:25pm] AWFULJACKASS: hey wuz up. love the avatar. fits you perfectly [11:25pm] noigraud: oh yeah ? i does doens't it [11:25pm] AWFULJACKASS: lol yes [11:25pm] noigraud: i was garey busey in anotehr life [11:26pm] AWFULJACKASS: garey busey is a great man in my eyes [11:26pm] noigraud: only sene him ni an episode of entourage i hate that show ari gold owns though [11:27pm] AWFULJACKASS: look up life with busey on you tube. i know there are clips on the tube. an old show from comedy central [11:28pm] noigraud: watch soccer? cos i do. can't go on one day without soccer info [11:29pm] i'll diiiiieeee i mean the classico wait is killing me [11:29pm] AWFULJACKASS: i dont watch. played some when i was in the army [11:29pm] noigraud: can't wait for that fucking soccer game army? you were in the army? you're not who i think you are are you [11:30pm] AWFULJACKASS: yeah. i just reenlisted in the texas guard 3 months ago too [11:30pm] noigraud: john? is this john? [11:30pm] AWFULJACKASS: nope [11:30pm] noigraud: didnt' you used to have a joke ravatar? joker avater you're not the beach patroller ? [11:30pm] AWFULJACKASS: no lol [11:31pm] noigraud: thank god i didn't start no shemale talk [11:31pm] AWFULJACKASS: shemale talk? [11:31pm] noigraud: fuck it i love shemales let it be known [11:31pm] AWFULJACKASS: you lead an interesting life lol [11:31pm] noigraud: haven't fucked one yet though but i will [11:32pm] i;'m broke right now and theo nly hot ones require money cos itns' not like females [11:32pm] AWFULJACKASS: makes sense..... [ 11:32pm] noigraud: they gotta be super hot otherwise fucking hohgetdaboutit [11:32pm] AWFULJACKASS: like the bangkok ones [11:32pm] noigraud: i don't like them man [11:33pm] fuck that they got aids ! you know you gotta be careful ! [ 11:33pm] AWFULJACKASS: all of em dont. do they? [11:33pm] noigraud: no but i assume you don't wanna risk it no do you [11:33pm] AWFULJACKASS: no i guess if i was fuckin a shemale i wouldnt want aids [11:33pm] noigraud: like 20 percent of em got aids [11:34pm] second most aids infected country right up there after south africa here's what you gotta do: [11:34pm] AWFULJACKASS: where do you live that has so many he-shes? [11:34pm] noigraud: you gotta fucking plan ahead though you gotta come with me to germany [11:35pm] tell your frineds you're going on a euro trip sor somehitng we 're gonna go out if we can't score we're gonna get ourselves some hookers we can even film taht shit i'll make up a porn website with wbx200 [11:36pm] he'll take care of the equipment i'll get the site up [11:36pm] AWFULJACKASS: im all for new experiences, but shemales might be too much for me [11:36pm] noigraud: no no forget shemales i'm talking females here [11:36pm] AWFULJACKASS: ok thats more my speed [11:36pm] noigraud: cos if you're into hooking, germany is the place to *be* you want the real, talk with the real [11:37pm] duni germany best value for money on earth [11:37pm] AWFULJACKASS: i have never bought a hooker [ 11:37pm] noigraud: not only the look stunning not only they're almost guaranteed std free but theyr'e really not that expensive too ! unless you get huslted of course bu t that ain't gonna happen providing your boy noigraud [11:38pm] takes care of the negociations [11:38pm] AWFULJACKASS: ever get a std from a hooker? [11:38pm] noigraud: me ? no. i have not those ones get tested by the police swear to god man they even pay taxes [11:38pm] AWFULJACKASS: oh. like the amsterdam bitches [11:38pm] noigraud: and we ain't gonna get our asses kicked by no black pimp from fucking memphis [11:39pm] forget amsterdam duni germany man, that's where you gotta go. [11:39pm] AWFULJACKASS: im writing that down [ 11:39pm] noigraud: haha tell em you know somebody that goes with the nickname noigraud [11:40pm] let me show you a video on youtube, that's what these hoes look like 20 bucks for a trick [11:40pm] AWFULJACKASS: any arabic bitches? i always wanted to fuck an arabic chick [11:40pm] noigraud: 30, you'll get some serious ass no turkish only [11:40pm] AWFULJACKASS: ok yeah [11:40pm] noigraud: lotta turks over there i don't know why [11:41pm] AWFULJACKASS: cuz germany is pretty close to turkey [11:41pm] noigraud: i think they must ve had a lot of turkish immigrants or somehing or like the turkish - german guys were lik fuck it who cares uumm you know about web advertiseing? [11:41pm] AWFULJACKASS: yeah [11:42pm] do you do that? [11:42pm] noigraud: cos if i get that porn star up , somebody needs to advertise the shit out of it porn website up i mean sigh uumm we ccan blur our faces up so our possees will not recognise us [11:42pm] AWFULJACKASS: im in school for it. i bet im gonna learn some about web advertising [11:43pm] noigraud: college ? i'm in my last year doing IT [11:43pm] AWFULJACKASS: yeah. computer programming [11:43pm] noigraud: kicking some ass me too so which languages you fancy ? java ? [11:44pm] AWFULJACKASS: oh i havent gotten that far yet. only did some inttro to web design [11:44pm] noigraud: haha cos i know some infos man. like i said you need street smart u want the real ? talk with the real other guys ? wankers. [ 11:45pm] AWFULJACKASS: i'll keep you in mind. [11:45pm] noigraud: dude [11:45pm] AWFULJACKASS: i got to go to sleep tho bro [11:45pm] noigraud: thing about getting a certification and an internship. plan that shit ahead i ain't joking [11:46pm] AWFULJACKASS: yeah, that is good advice. like i said tho i got to hit the sack. have fun bro [11:46pm] noigraud: bye [11:47pm] AWFULJACKASS: later dude