so I just got a notice in the mail saying that I havent paid a toll charge, and they are wanting to charge me $15 dollars for "violation fee" because I didnt pay when I got the first notice.

this is the first notice.  so f you mofo's.

I am sitting on hold right now being forced to listen to someone butchering his/her fiddle.

FUCK THE WORLD

11 minute wait time, nice

Where is it? New ebaums dude? Where is my itunes gift card. I want to download songs and not have to pay for it. I have money in the bank if I feel like downloading a music video, or the new CD that all the kids are talking about.

BUT I EARNED MY F****** iTunes card.  I cashed in my points, waited patiently, and now want my card. 

I have emailed associates at Zvue.com, and have not heard anything.  That makes me think of the who song "Meet the new boss, same as the old boss."

I WANT MY ITUNES CARD.  I want it now!

~AW Smith

Damn I leave this fucking place for like three weeks and the thing that I relish the most (anarchy) is up and at em.  Damn!  I cant believe it!  Now if only it would happen in real life.  I cant even begin to think of the endless possiblities that could occour.

Me and the u to the g to the dork blastin' caps in a mother fucker down on the east side with east side dave.  Hells to the yeah.

MOTHER FUCKER EAT LEAD SANDWICHES YOU COCK SUCKER MOTHER FUCKER!!!RAT-A-TAT-TAT WENT MY NINE MILLIMETER

MY EYES WERE RED

MY KNUCKLES WERE BLOODY

SO I GRABBED AN EXTRA CLIP FOR ME AND MY BUDDY

BOOYAH MOTHER FUCKERS CANT HOLD SHIT DOWN WHEN ANARCHY AND BLOOD AND GUTS HAVE HIT THE STREETS

BUKAI

~AW Smith

P.S. I better get my fucking itunes card or there will be some hell to pay.

Yeah, I am going back for another round in higher education.  I had fun goofing off on here while working out of my home office.  Now I am studying all the time, it has been forever since I have had to learn anything.  It is not too bad I guess, this time around I will actualy remember being in class.  Wish everyone on here the best.  I will poke in from time to time to fuck around with the craziest bunch on the net.

Special Thanks too:

Eastside_Dave

lorddread

ugdork

And of course everyone in my fanclub.

~AW Smith

He opened the door to where Virginia was. The poor thing looked pathetic he thought as he began to inch towards the sleeping victim. He raised the syringe in the air, slowly advancing towards her like a lion about to pounce on a gazelle. When he got to the side of the bed, Virginia opened her eyes. Thru the cataracts she was able to see danger was fast approaching, and was not ready to let herself succumb to death quite yet.

That is when Virginia started to bark loudly, calling for help, if there was any.

What is it Virginia? Grandma yelled from the living room, where the family was congregating.

Im coming Virginia, hold on. Grandma said as she ventured down the hallway to check on her companion for the last 14 years.

When she entered the bedroom, and saw the syringe, she began to scream bloody murder at the hitman that was attempting to kill her dog.

GET AWAY FROM VIRGINIA YOU MONSTER! She yelled, as she threw a lamp in his direction.

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