I am starring at one of my coworkers through a 3 inch thick piece of glass.  He has a microphone in front of him. 

He uses his microphone like a 12 year old uses a fleshlight-with awkward motions that produce no orgasmic results until an hour & a bottle of lotion has been extinguished.

How does an anarchist survive working at a conservative radio station where Rush Limbaugh is considered a God?  He flips off his co-workers when his co-workers cannot see him.  It could be worse, I could be back over at the Espanol station getting a headache from the Regional Spanish format that I was paid to listen too.

Bitch, bitch, bitch.  That is all I do.  I do have a large arsenal of current event knowledge that I dispense to my friends when we are out and about, making light of 20 dead bodies found in Guadalajara (which is not an easy task).  Oh wait, that is right, I d ... Read more ...

User "iknowdozersdog" wrote the following on my profile page on Nov 13th @ 11:38pm:

blog, man, blog  

So I guess I will feed his need for my babble. 

On my last birthday I was dumped by my girl because she decided to go lesbian on me. What a cliche. I laughed at it, because I have had worse dumps than that. At least she didn't tell me this via email or facebook. So whatever I guess. 

I find these Occupy groups annoying. They are stationed here in my fair city, and they are a bunch of losers--that is my opinion so eat it.  There are large segments of the population of the U.S. that are doing what I am having too do...work a bunch of stupid part time jobs to make enough money to simply survive in this world. I don't blame Wall Street, I don't blame the government.

We could be a lot worse off, in my opinion. We could be in the 1400's when the black plague was sweeping acro ... Read more ...

So I have to work Christmas day, I really don't mind I suppose.

I will more than likely be playing "13 Days In Hell" and "Age Of War" found in the game section of the website.

I already told Santa to fuck off because I do not want anything, except a expensive hooker.  I told that fat man that if he snakes his way down my chimney I will dropkick him in the mouth.

So back to the radio station...

I am going to have to listen to Tejano music for 6 hours.  Every few minutes I will turn down the sound volume of the current song playing and say "Feliz Navidad".  If they try firing me, I won't know they are firing me because they only speak Spanish.  Hw did I get this job?

AWSmith

...is a hooker.

I work for a Spanish format radio station, and I do not speak Spanish.  I am so bored right now. I want a hooker so I can have intercourse while at work.

I never said I was going to entertain you with this (load of shit) blog entry.

so I just got a notice in the mail saying that I havent paid a toll charge, and they are wanting to charge me $15 dollars for "violation fee" because I didnt pay when I got the first notice.

this is the first notice.  so f you mofo's.

I am sitting on hold right now being forced to listen to someone butchering his/her fiddle.

FUCK THE WORLD

11 minute wait time, nice