with every thing going on this past year, and with the tax season upon us i have come out with my personal top ten new year resolutions, you can add on to them with a post below

1.drink more beer

2.drink more beer with a intent to solve the problem of why zombies hate fire and have not declared frankenstein as their leader yet.

3.write a blog about beer and drink more beer

4. consider hard liqure but realize that would make me an alcoholic and drink more beer

5. scroung up some change go to the store, tell some mexican i will turn him into the ins if he does not give me his case of corona and drink more beer

6. call my self a racist and say hey im not a racist i just purchase beer from a ".........." (fill in the blank with some type of human that doesnt drink beer) and drink more beer

7. find out that im not a racist since i drink domestic beer that has been out sourced to a different country and drink more beer.

8. call up the govt and ask them for ... Read more ...

   hey i just half to say that this year that I'm thankfull for the powers invested in me by the board of douche bags to make some type of jackass comment on every video posted here on e-baums. it is only possible that i'm able to type this blog with e-baums staff providing this free sight that capitalizes on 1 to 5 minute crap that gives me nightmares every time i sleep. the users who either have really inept comments or focus on spelling and grammer usage as a rubetle on the conntent that someone has just type that makes this the best thanksgiving ever. the fact that there's english majors on this sight that are able to find every aspect of my bad grammer usage and spelling is without a doubt better than a homeless guy jerking off. e-baums must really half to slash other budget cost to employ such people that help ensure that no blog or comment is mispelled. one might ask the question " why does e-baums feels the need to employ under writers to inspect and make sure that the quality of the englis ... Read more ...

 MY PIC!!!

 I know that most of you didn't realize that some jackass would post your ugly mutant pics for their own personal e-rep gain. Its sad to say that without a shadow of a doubt that this is the typical crowd working at your local waffle house or the late night crew working at wal-mart. while its very hard to run into mutants like these during normal business hours I am very pleased that someone took the time to post this crap since with everything going on during the holiday season I haven't had the time to go on a late night drinking binge and run into any of the various local mutants that I usually find asking for change while leaving the bar late night. Theres no comment that could fully explain or destroy this gallery of pics, this gathering of mutants is by far one of the best web gems I have come across in a long time and has awakened by inner douche bag that I have been suppressing for a while. with that in mind you have to ask yourself ... Read more ...

     hey to alll of you that thinking by talking about politics is going to do something for you life, i say fuck you!! politicians don't or will never will make change it is us,YOU who makes change, i say fuck the politicians and look at those tits!! because that's what politicians are just boobs!! It's you and positve thinking that makes chaneg and only you in your own little world!! step outside the box for it has and allways has been you that has been fighting with your self you dumb fuck, your words are only an expression of you that your imposing on someone else, so fuck you get over your self and look at those tits!!!

   what the hell are we all doing? i for one am tired of hearning bull shit all the time. this is my drunkink blog for i am a fucking human being god dammit!! i'm not alone, and i effect everyone and so do you!! i'm pissed off and so should you be!!! i'm not pissed in a negative matter for i love input and i'm pissed because each and every one of us have been stripped of knowlege and the will to learn for fear of our peers who are also in fear of being cut down as outcast of society. don't you see it are you so blidened by the media? your a fucking HUMAN being!! but every day your cut down individualized made to yell at one another over stupid politicians when simply you forget the fact that you are a human being and the negativity of 2 politicians putting each other down like some simple play ground kids that dukes of hazard di-cast metal car rules over the transformer plastic... wtf are you doing to each other your fucking human beings god damit arguing over that you think your candites ri ... Read more ...