Funny Bushisms pt.2"I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here." -at the President's Economic Forum in Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease." -Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." -Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001"I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah." --at a White House menorah lighting ceremony, Washington, D.C., Dec. 10, 2001"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." --interview with CBS News' Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006"I'm the commander -- see, I don't need to explain -- I do not need to explain why I say things. ... Read more ...

Another thing I found on a website I thought I would share.

10. "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" --Florence, South Carolina, Jan. 11, 2000

9. "As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured." --on the No Child Left Behind Act, Washington, D.C., Sept. 26, 2007

8. "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." --Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000

7. "I'm the decider, and I decide what is best. And what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the Secretary of Defense." --Washington, D.C. April 18, 2006

6. "There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame on --shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again." --Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

5. "Too many good do ... Read more ...

I was held up in a robbery at a store I once worked at a fews years ago. I remember going through the court proccess to prosecute the guy who robbed the store. It was about 5pm on either a saturday or sunday in february. There wasn't much snow on the ground and the weather was warm for the month it was where I live. This guy walks into the store and from where i was standing all i could see is the top of his hoodie. I stand up to walk over to the register to greet him and I foolishly wasn't payin attention and asked how can I help you? Then he said open the drawer! I looked up and he had a bandana around his face hoodie pulled over his head so all I could see is his eyes and forehead covered in acne. He said it again and then pulled out a gun; so I paniced trying to open the register and gave wim the money ($125.00). So I called the police and they did what they had to do. Now this was a lil' corner store where everybody knew everybody but me because I lived in the better side of town. Apparently there was ... Read more ...

I found this on a web site thought someone might enjoy it on here! 

World's Worst Predictions - Famously Wrong Predictions

Right now im tired and bitchy and a bit buzzed from drinking at the bowling alley. From my house to the bowling alley and back I think I have encountered about 1,000 of my pet peeves. I should probably see a nut doctor because the thoughts that run through my mind are mostlikely not normal.

1. I hate drivers that refuse to go over the speed limit or drive slower than the speed limit.

 *thought in mind of satisfaction - get a car and hook a fork lif in front with capabillites of flipping the car infront of me over my car into some gorge. Make that fucker think twice before going slow again.*

2. Drivers who come to almost a complete stop to turn down another road who insist not to move over to the shoulder but stay in the lane. Watch it grandma you might roll it going 10mph*

 *thought of how to solve this problem - strap bettering ram infront of my car and push them out of the way!*

3. People who are on the highway who like to play the i dont wanna be passed then play the s ... Read more ...