I was in the Drive through at Burger King tonight, when i got rear ended by this hott little chocolate mami.
My Highschool flirting instinct kicked in, and all of a sudden i realised it has been a little minute since i hit it, chick-wise.
...Maybe around 4 months, or so.
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My Bumper was good, since she hit me at all of 2mph.
I told her she didn't do any real damage, except my car is now really dirty because of her rear-ending me.
She told me she didn't do all of that, started laughing, and asked me if i wanted her to pay for a car wash.
I told her she could wash it in a Bikini for me.
I gave her a hug and got back in my cruiser.
I drove off with my order all screwed up and realizing i need to go get that girl.
She and her friend was already gone, i had cold fries, and thought i should go tell about this in a Myspace blog, or maybe Ebaumsworld.
Nah, Fu ... Read more ...
The Psychopath Test!
Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the
bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads.
No one I know has got it right, Including me
A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did
Not know.
She thought this guy was amazi
ng. She believed him to be her dream
guy so much, that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him.
A few days later she killed her sister.
Question: What is her motive for killing her sister?
[Give this some thought before you answer]
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I got a message on Myspace from a friend which read:
"i got a 14 day free trail of WoW and me mum might go buy it for me so yea. and I am a beta tester for the Gaia zOMG rpg coming soon"
I don't know what I was thinking, but I decided to write a lengthy reply to him, which was
" WoW? NO! .. Don't do it .. DONT DO IT!!
It's EVIL .. Once you're in .. You're IN FOR LIFE!!
14 day trial? .. Oh, yeah, that was me last year.
"14 day trial" I said. "I wont get addicted" I said.
Yeah .. well, that's what THEY ALL SAY!!
Then, a month later you can be seen on the corner, trying to sell your body for just 1 extra month subscribed.
It'll kill ya, brother .. KILL YOUR SOUL WITH ADDICTION!!
I mean, Sure... I played it last year .. and I quit it 2 months later.
I knew i was strong enough to do so.
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LAWLZ and Shit!!!!111!!!
I no have me xbox right now, because its getting fixed for the 2ND TIME!!!, SON OF A BITCHES, MONKEYS UNCLE's, NEPHEW's, 2WICE REMOVED RED HEADED(Ginger) STEP NIECE!!
Anyway, its in transit (ty UPS for that vocabulary lesson) to McAllen Texas to get fixed, and/or HOPEFULLY replace.
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Bullshit aside, and off to the left turning white ...
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I was on Xbox .com sending messages to my friends list
(which by the way, i recently (about 2 months ago) added my ex!
(Heart flutters when you know you still love someone)
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TONGUE TWISTERS:
-How fast can you say them?-
1.) Who washed Washington's white woolens when Washington's washerwoman went west?
2.) Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.
3.) Shave a cedar shingle thin.
4.) Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?
5.) A thin little boy picked six thick thistle sticks.
6.) Flee from fog to fight flu fast.
7.) The bootblack bought the black boot back.
8.) We surely shall see the sun shine soon.
9.) Miss Smith's fish sauce shop seldom sells shellfish.
10.) Which wicked witch wished which wicked wish?
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(RJM:)
"My Eye isn't Bi, BiGuy. I didn't
imply, did I? I do spy, don't I... But I
think I would buy BiGuy a supply of KY if I
gave a try. And I know BiGuy would be MyGuy
if I ever went Bi.
Bye bye."
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(russellmuscle1:)
"For reasons I will never understand, I'm
strangely attracted to this bisexual
man."
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(ballstank:)
"BiGuy, you raging homo, I've missed you."
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(ondarun:)
"IM STRAIGHT BUT I LIKE YOU!"
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(Shays1786:)
"I'm strait, but you're certainly not an ugly man and given enough scotch, who knows where this could go!"
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(HunterDad:)
"Fucking hilarious. BiGuy and Monkey... My two favorite homosexuals on all of planet earth. If you guys had vaginas and looked like hot girls, I would invite to my next sleepover..."
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'About Me' sections are overrated, but here goes...
If you didn't know me before, now you do.
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Yes, I do play on both teams, and frequently. It's nothing new, and it's definitely not getting old. ;)
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I like saying/doing random things. I'm big on Spontaneity. So much fun, living my life like everyday is my last. If you're not like that, you and I may not get along.
That is all.
-Oh yeah, If you don't want to call me BiGuy then call me Jacob ^^
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