I was in the Drive through at Burger King tonight, when i got rear ended by this hott little chocolate mami. My Highschool flirting instinct kicked in, and all of a sudden i realised it has been a little minute since i hit it, chick-wise.

...Maybe around 4 months, or so.

---My Bumper was good, since she hit me at all of 2mph.I told her she didn't do any real damage, except my car is now really dirty because of her rear-ending me.She told me she didn't do all of that, started laughing, and asked me if i wanted her to pay for a car wash.I told her she could wash it in a Bikini for me.I gave her a hug and got back in my cruiser.I drove off with my order all screwed up and realizing i need to go get that girl.She and her friend was already gone, i had cold fries, and thought i should go tell about this in a Myspace blog, or maybe Ebaumsworld.Nah, Fuck Ebaumsworld!!---Went to Taco Bell, got a Fruitista Freeze, and here i am.What can ya do?! ... ... Read more ...

The Psychopath Test!Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to thebottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads.

No one I know has got it right, Including meA woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she didNot know.

She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dreamguy so much, that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him.

A few days later she killed her sister.Question: What is her motive for killing her sister?[Give this some thought before you answer]Answer:She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again.If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath.This was a test by a famous American Psycho ... Read more ...

I got a message on Myspace from a friend which read:

"i got a 14 day free trail of WoW and me mum might go buy it for me so yea. and I am a beta tester for the Gaia zOMG rpg coming soon"

I don't know what I was thinking, but I decided to write a lengthy reply to him, which was

" WoW? NO! .. Don't do it .. DONT DO IT!!It's EVIL .. Once you're in .. You're IN FOR LIFE!!14 day trial? .. Oh, yeah, that was me last year."14 day trial" I said. "I wont get addicted" I said.Yeah .. well, that's what THEY ALL SAY!!Then, a month later you can be seen on the corner, trying to sell your body for just 1 extra month subscribed.It'll kill ya, brother .. KILL YOUR SOUL WITH ADDICTION!!I mean, Sure... I played it last year .. and I quit it 2 months later.I knew i was strong enough to do so.Until .. Until I found myself dreaming about...The classes, the mounts, The Adventurous Journey's through, what seemed like, Endless roads and paths.Then, on ... Read more ...