OMG!! .. you ever come from doing a show, then your balls are all itchin', and so you stuff your hand down the front of your pants to scratch, and rearrange ...
Then you pull your hand out and smell it!!?
Isn't that an intoxicating smell .. your Own BALL Pheromone!!
... Im BALLS DEEP in it. It's great!!
Who do you think is Hotter?
Eva Mendes, or Eva Longoria?
-Personally, I think Mendes is way Hotter.
I also think Eva Longoria should be someone's mom.
Not a good MILF or anything like that .. but that kind of chick that's so uptight you'd rather punch her in the Ovaries than think of doing sexual things to her.-
So, Who's Hotter?!
Eva Mendes, or Eva Longoria?
I say: Mendes!
So, im an Actor, and Im constantly busy with projects and gigs, here and there.
One of my main problems is not wanting to wear a dancebelt.
I just cant do it, among other things, they are entirly to uncomfortable.
Here's a question ... When im dancing on stage, like tonight it happened again, My Pene slips out of the front of my underwear and dangles everywhere. You feel this little breeze down there and thats how you know.
I hate when that happens, It's not out of your pants for 256 people to see, but it very much feels like it. You cant put it back, especially at that moment on stage.
If you're a guy, regardless of where you are, or what you're doing ... has this ever happened to you?
It's just one of the most uncomfortable feelings when you're trying to concentrate on your scene/lines, or Blocking.
WTF?! ... I was just sitting here thinking how unfomfortable I am because my underwear are riding up .. So, I go to pull them out from each side, and they pulled a pube!! Hurt like hell!
You go to pull your underwear out from under your ball crevice, and you pull a Ball Pube!!
Don't you HATE when that Happens!?
